WTF Alibaba

A collection of weird things and oddly specific objects you can actually buy on Alibaba

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Always wear protection

Do not buy it here :

http://s.aliexpress.com/jimaUjaA

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The sound of time

Do not buy it here :

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Women-Watches-Music-Style-Leather-Band-Quartz-Montre-Femme-Wristwatch-Fashion-Clock-Women-s-Wrist-Watch/32438014876.html

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Fresh from the womb Do not buy it here : http://s.aliexpress.com/VjQbuY7n

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Teabag big as a tower. I am talking ‘bout Eiffel’s.

Do not buy it here :

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Creative-match-Tea-infuser-Bags-Strainers-food-grade-Silicone-Teaspoon-Filter-Filtration-dringking-tea-tools-W/32404495130.html

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My life would have been a whole lot different if I’d been a model. I could’ve modeled for such luxurious products.

Do not buy it here :

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/free-shipping-wholesale-24pcs-lot-multi-functional-Foldable-Table-Mate-II-Travel-Bed-Mate-Folding-Snacks/32227818548.html

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I’m sexy and I know it !

Do not buy it here :

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-New-WJ-Brand-Fashion-Men-s-Boxers-Sexy-Comfy-Underwear-Men-Penis-Bag-Open-Thongs/32309025750.html

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Scary Halloween never looked more bling.

Do not buy it here :

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Gold-Vintage-Party-Masks-Delicated-Jason-Voorhees-Freddy-Hockey-Festival-Halloween-Masquerade-Mask-Free-Shipping/32253472416.html

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Scary Halloween never looked less scary.

Do not buy it here :

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Death-Horror-grimace-mask-Halloween-mask-masquerade-mask-scream-mask-grimace-wholesale-manufacturers/32367310027.html (from AliExpress Android)

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I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter ; Dancing through the fire ; 'Cause I am a champion, and you’re gonna hear me ROAR 

Do not buy it here :

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mini-Mix-Order-10-7-Designs-2014-New-Nightclub-Girl-Punk-Gold-Plated-Crystals-Metal/32258782541.html

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Is it Easter already ?

Do not buy it here :

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/England-Style-Jacket-2015-Autumn-European-Fashion-Abstract-Print-V-Neck-Women-s-Full-Sleeve-Black/32346496755.html

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Is the vacuum sold as a bundle ? That gay maid thing, though

Do not buy it here :

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Halloween-costumes-cosplay-marilyn-cosplay-cosyumes-sexy-policeman-costumes-for-man-women-1030/716980731.html

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It makes pouring drinks SO MUCH easier !

Do not buy it here

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Fashion-Creative-Home-Bar-Coke-Fizzy-Soda-Soft-Drinking-Drink-Saver-Dispense-Dispenser-Faucet-Red/32449276675.html

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“Born to convenient”.

Do not buy it here :

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-Businessman-Style-USB-Electronic-Cigarette-Lighter-smoking-Case-Cover-for-Samsung-Galaxy-S3-S5/32342424702.html

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No words. They’ve been cut off...

Do not buy it here :

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-3pcs-Blue-Flower-Print-Kitchen-Knife-Set-Stainless-Steel-3CR14-Kitchen-Knives-Chef-Utility-Fruit/32445264405.html

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I’m dying to see the tanning lines on those 8 orders !

Do not buy it here :

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/swimsuits-one-piece-swimsuit-monokini-high-waist-swimsuit-onee-piece-bathing-suits-maillot-de-bain-swimsuit/32364155974.html

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Getting your manicure done while typing on your laptop is something really cool ! Do not buy it here : http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2-USB-Port-Mini-Octopus-coolcold-Notebook-cooler-pad-foldable-folding-support-for-laptop-ventilador-refrigerador/2051014568.html

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These shoes are made for throwing down the trash bin. Do not buy it here : http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-New-White-Classic-Office-Shoes-Men-Formal-Business-Shoes-Flats-Men-Fashion-Shoes-Chaussure-Homme/32315066201.html