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I had an idea today and that idea was carbonated coffee. Thoughts?

coffee is wonderful but have you ever tried stubbing your toe in order to wake up?

the internet told me I should be a sexy sandwich for Halloween.... I dont know where to begin

why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?

It didn't habanaro

Ɛ> got it

how do I do >3 the heart thing

my name is alex turner and these are the fish from Harry Styles' smash hit music video 'Adore You'.

gh: frenchfreuds

lucrative sounds like such a naughty word

I would intro but I have a very warm bubble bath calling my name

I think I'm sweating pure tequila today

when I first heard of "children of the corn" I imagined the children being born from the kernels. Like popcorn but terrifying little children

who is Billie Joe and why is his arm strong

lucky by britney spears was stuck in my head the whole time i was takin these pics

protons……….. neutrons…………… croutons………

I would like to eat everyone's head beans

the lobotomist after opening my head revealing my brain : this is beans inside

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