Meeple Inc.

The official Tumblr of Meeple Incorperated, the company behind the MePhone, MePad, and many other pieces of revolutionary technology.

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Welcome to Meeple Inc.! We supply everything that you'll demand!

If you're unsure what company this is, you must live under a rock! We're Meeple Inc., the leading electronics company worldwide. Everyone uses our products- if it has the iconic 'meeple', it's ours! And it can be yours, too, if you have enough money.

We don't have enough questions sent in to create an FAQ, but rest assured, if they're stupid or repetitive enough, we'll make one!

Our askbox is now open for questions and help regarding all (preferably newer) Meeple products! Thank you for stopping by, and remember: the future is so yesterday, so hurry and catch up!

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Greetings, I am a representative of the Coalition of Nations Aeronautics and Space Agency. As our attempt at communications with the company regarding the whereabouts of Steve Cobs seemed to yield no result, we have had to come public with this hoping for a response.

At 2300 UTC on November 29th, our satellite has captured footage of the charred remains of what our experts have determined to likely be Mr. Cobs approximately 40 miles south and 2700 feet below Meeple Headquarters.

We cannot conclude with certainty about the condition of Steve Cobs; however, this might be one of the best leads so far.

Thank you for contacting us on the matter! We're sorry that nobody else has been responding, however, I feel the need to ask-

is this an actual representative? like, are you actually serious about this? im hesitant to use II as a frame of reference for anything because it's a show, but if you actually mean this then. why hasn't anyone said anything? (also why is NASA looking for this hello)

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how many models have you made?

There are 19 generations of the MePhone, and 52 total versions! Most older generations are no longer available for purchasing, sadly.

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If the Mephone X appearance is bad for company rep then I imagine the Steve Cobs-related trauma that the Mephone 4 model experiences on-screen would also not be allowed. But it is there! So.... I guess Cobs just lets a lot slide?

Our CEO knows what's best for the company, we're sure! Any press is attention, after all.

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yeah, it's incredibly special to me. really it was how I started paying attention to meeple in general all the way back when, first device I saw that really made me go "wow. now that's cool."

besides even though the data on that thing is really important, even if it wasn't I'd still want it repaired. I'm a bit of a preservationist when it comes to tech, it's nice to see how stuff evolves over time all one one shelf, yknow?

I'm listening...

We're proud to hear how you came to love our products, and we appreciate the support! We hope you find a way to preserve our history in a way that's useful to all parties involved. Thank you for the messages!

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...I'm not sure if a first generation MePad Mini could even have data in MeCloud, especially not uh... well

um- see the thing is this happened a bit ago, and also the device probably has had all ties with the cloud severed for a while.. I've been looking for anyone who knows stuff but uh-

well yknow how finding unofficial repair people tends to go ..?

We understand the problem! Though it may take a minute to find an employee willing to handle repairs for such an old device under company policy, it's not impossible! We sincerely wish you the best of luck on this.

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Just wanted to say, my Mephone buddy and I always receive tip-top service when we have to visit our local Meeple store for repairs. He told me to tell you guys "thank you". So, thank you! And here's to more years of great quality! 😁

We're glad to hear it! If you had a good experience at your local Meeple store, a review is always a great way to leave appreciation for the workers! We hope you continue to get the best quality care you can get at our stores.

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you need to be paid extra for running this blog 💀

We appreciate the compliment!

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Dear Meeple,

My MePhone3GS has been glitchy lately? How can I fix this.

The MePhone3GS's end-of-life date was on June 9, 2015. We no longer offer support for this model, and accessing the Internet with such device can be dangerous for your personal information.

Please check out our latest models MePhone8, 8 Plus, and MePhoneX, our most advanced MePhones to date, with the MePhoneX offering the first bezel-less OLED display on a MePhone and highly secured facial recognition technology.

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so, like, our mephone7 keeps on making weird noises whenever we call it over and, like, always acting up?? we tried to, like, soft reset it or whatever but that didn't seem to, like, really help. at all.

Please check if you are updated to the latest version. If you do not, start the software update process to keep your MePhone up-to-date, which would probably fix the glitches you experienced. If not, consult our support forums, start a service request at your local Meeple Store, or purchase our latest models MePhone8, 8 Plus, and MePhoneX.

However, if you have somehow acquired an android model MePhone7, it is highly recommended to power off the device immediately and either dispose of it or return it to Meeple Headquarters.

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hi, is this still active? I'm wondering if you could help with repairing a device... I know the model is rather old and it would be cheaper to get a new one or whatever but the one I'm talking about has a lot of sentimental value to me... um

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I'd pay literal millions for this. please. listen I know the lifelike models aren't supposed to be like widely available or whatever but I'm honestly desperate. please please I beg you get him back I promise I won't tell anyone please-

If your device is no longer serviced, then it is recommended that you get a replacement. If this is the case-- Don't worry! If your data was backed up to MeCloud, you can easily recover your beloved memories.

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I'M GONNA KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH COBS!! LEMME AT EM!!! LEMME AT EMM!!! *FERAL GROWLING AND FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!!!*

Threats against our CEO will not be tolerated, the proper authorities will be notified if this is anything but an empty threat. You have been warned.

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can i charge my mephone in the microwave

Absolutely not. This is a common myth, and microwaving your MePhone device is dangerous and will damage it.

If you want to charge your MePhone without a charging cord, recent devices support wireless charging. You can pick up a wireless charger at your local Meeple Store or our online shop.

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are we sureee that the whole.. inanimate insanity product placement is.. a good idea? since uh. you dont usually place your products as the thing murdering (deleting? un..senienting??) people i feel? i mean, sure, it certainly sticks in the mind if thats the goal, but i feel like it could be a little,, offputting??? to potential customers.

Inanimate Insanity got a lot of eyes on Meeple in the early days, so we consider it a benefit! The rumors of a MePhoneX android are again, unfounded, and anything like that on Inanimate Insanity was fabricated for its story. Thank you!

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my imecs battery exploded 💔

Oh no! Please be sure to keep an eye on your iMec batteries and safely contain them when they start ballooning. Improper handling of bloated batteries can lead to fires! There are many services that are offered to take care of things like this, however unfortunately Meeple does not offer any. We do, however, offer replacement batteries!

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eh i prefer. android

We appreciate the love for the android models of our MePhones! We hope they convinced you to buy something from our product line. Thank you!

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you cant spell emophone wiybwiyhout emo

If you somehow have an android model MePhone and it is running slow for any reason, please contact our help line and describe the issue to professionals who can handle it!