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I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

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me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

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reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

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Flicker World Tour Milan

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harry loves babies and kids so much. louis, give him twins now.

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“we have someone who’s sleeping so if we could be very, very quiet… so you’re sleeping? how old are you? she’s almost two. SHH! a name? skylar? scarla? like a scar on my face with a ‘la’? scarla? oh, starla? wonderful name. do you want to put her headphone things back on? she’s half asleep which usually i find VERY offensive. but considering she’s almost two, i’m gonna let it slide. hi, starla! did you have a nice time? aaaaaaaaaaand she’s gone. well, i’m having a nice time, so.”

— harry introducing ‘if i could fly’ as a lullaby for a baby in the crowd

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Live On Tour Night 50 // Detroit, MI 26.06.18

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Detroit, Michigan - 26/06

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Suggestions for ways One Direction can announce the end of their hiatus:

A video of them standing on the steps of one of their mansions, wearing all black. They set various pictures of Simon Cowell on fire while Kendrick Lamar’s “Humble” plays in the background

An artful and homoerotic nude group photoshoot for GQ

They appear on a Gucci runaway modeling their new merch ala “Zoolander 2″ promo

A video is released on Harry’s twitter of him in that goddamn pink bathwater. Suddenly, Louis’s head pops out of the water. Then Niall. Then Liam. They’re all in the pink bathwater. Their new single plays in the background as they splash each other and giggle.

Niall could announce it on SnapChat or something idk

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“may i read this out? what’s your name? lizzie? just one of you will do. lindsey? lindsey. the sign says, “because of you, i’m coming out tomorrow.” i have two things that i want to say. 1) it’s because of YOU that you’re coming out tomorrow. 2) you just came out. SO YOU’RE COMING OUT TODAY! HOW DO YOU FEEL? GREAT! MAKE SOME NOISE FOR LINDSEY!”

— HARRY