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Oh man, I want water. But can I handle it?

I just looked at the baby and my milk let down.

Being pregnant is like eating at a bad Indian restaurant, but all the time.

#pregnancy

Meg: There are too many videos.

Me: Where?

Meg: On the internet.

#nausea

I don’t have ADD, I just have capitalism.

Tortilla soup at my desk was a mistake. On the monitor, the desk, and my mouse stopped working — there wasn’t even that much on the mouse.

It doesn’t hurt, I’m just bleeding.

These shouldn’t be sooo good. They should be stale. These like actually have flavor. Way to go 7-11 gummies.

Do squid have shells!?

Do baseballs have superdomes?

For someone who knows quite a bit about clothes, I wear my underwear inside out a lot.

I was gonna get high tonight and then I forgot.

I don’t know what I ate, but I’m scared to fart.

I got a mosquito bite on my mosquito bites.

I thought I had a bug bite, but it was just my ankle.

You can have gymnast hands or bodybuilder hands, you can’t have both. I have gymnast hands, very dexterous.

Still my favorite game

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