Melmord

[melfjordslorn]

a metalocalypse roleplay/ask blog, for Melmord Fjordslorn

it should be obvious, but this blog contains content related to substance use, sexual themes, and violence. NSFW, "dead dove: do not eat". don't be surprised if you see something weird. block button is free.

mod doesn't really have a strict dni, but may not answer an ask/question on occasion if he doesn't feel up to it. not really a fan of characters i don't really know (e.g. self-insert, ocs, fandoms i'm not in) interacting in romantic/intimate ways. you do you, but i'm just not interested.

aside from that, anything else goes in terms of roleplay/asking.

headcanons and other info below the cut

in this roleplay, Melmord has been brought back to life and now works for Dethklok. he has a branded gear symbol on the back of his neck, and scars across his body from when he was killed.

cis male, he/him, bisexual

despite what happened, he still admires Dethklok and enjoys their music. he is mostly under the command of Offdensen rather than the band, and they don't see him around very often (if at all).

weed calms him down a lot. he drinks, does other substances, and sleeps around when he has time off.

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[crochethub]

Medieval inspired tapestry with gold trimming embellishment by SpicyLatinaaaa

[melfjordslorn]

I think som thing went . wrong 😬

[richardknubbler]

You okay, babe?

[melfjordslorn]

Pain

[melfjordslorn]

I think som thing went . wrong 😬

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👀

[64mpg]

if i do something wrong they kill me

[ohsonewtome]

his mind

[theehorsepusssy]

[melfjordslorn]

Oh shit I'm alive

[melfjordslorn]

oh. ohhh i see. im sorry man

[melfjordslorn]

oh god. say sike rn. this has HORRIBLE implications

I just gotta rub some blood on myself and say some funny words so that I don't die a horribly painful death cause . Well you probably know how I died the first time. I mean some guys like myself are gonna be luckier if they didn't fall off a cliff & get crushed by a train before they got brought back haha.

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mel blink twice if you're being tortured rn

Nahhhh I gotta . Do shit so my fuckin organs don't destroy yhemselves or open all my wounds again but it fucks me up for a bit after B-)

[melfjordslorn]

Fuuuuuuckk

[richardknubbler]

Babe, you okay?

[melfjordslorn]

My head's killing me lol

[richardknubbler]

Why don't you come down to the studio? I'll put noise canceling headphones on you and you can shut your eyes and zone out.

[melfjordslorn]

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Fuuuuuuckk

[richardknubbler]

Babe, you okay?

[melfjordslorn]

My head's killing me lol

[melfjordslorn]

Fuuuuuuckk

[melfjordslorn]

What's the blood ritual for?

Making sure my body doesn't fall apart or whatever 😅