[melo-maniaco]

Hey, I've realised I'm much happier outside of tumblr, this place brought me a lot of trouble. I've however laughed and loved with wonderful people here. I may not ever be back, but who knows!

[melo-maniaco]

conversation in a supermarket in germany

cashier, offering me the receipt: bon?

me, not paying attention: gracias

cashier, slightly confused: ?? ...have a good day?

me, embarrassed: äh, danke, gleichfalls!

me: *takes bags and runs*

[forestlion]

me: *buys a bottle in another country* me: *looks left* me: *looks right* me: ok but like me: where is the pfandflaschenautomat

[hippiearcheologist]

Alternatively: Me in Germany: *empties.plastic.bottle* Me in Germany: *crushes.it* 20 friends of mine simultaneously: NOOOOOOO! 20 friends of mine simultaneously: That’s Pfaaaaand!

[lysa-bell]

Other Alternative:

Me in Germany: *About to throw empty bottle in trash* Friends: NOOO! GIVE IT TO ME!

[castiel--for--king]

………………what the fuck are you guys talking about?

[no-respect-for-bullshit-deactiv]

You never were in Germany right?

[fortunaantias]

Haha. My life.

[mercymonsieur]

This happens on beer bottles in Poland

[ya-no-la-quiero]

Colaboración: Anónimo

[ya-no-la-quiero]

Amor es todo lo que necesitas / Susanne Bier / 2012

[melo-maniaco]

Hey ich hab gesehen dass du in Hamburg wohnst, und ich finde dich richtig hübsch :3 ich bin in Schleswig Holstein. Wenn ich nach deiner Nummer fragen würde, was sagst du?

Danke, das ist extrem nett von dir. Leider bin ich noch nicht in der Lage, sowas zu tun. Entschuldige, ich bin mir sicher, dass du eine wunderschöne Person bist, aber jetzt kann ich nicht.

[memelovingbot]

BREAKING NEWS: if tumblr is so accepting, why is it that i, a full communism just like bart

[melo-maniaco]

Hey Digger! Hast du Instagram?

Jawohl! IG: JuanbtvStalk mich mal und ich stalke dich zurück :p

[languagebender]

how to make studying a language with cases more fun:

replace “case” with “spice”

[languagebender]

behold:

“this verb takes dative spice”

“what the fuck is ablative spice what did i get myself into”

“who the fuck thought putting all these spices in one language was a good idea fuck my life”

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Life’s challenges are not supposed to paralyze you. They’re supposed to help you discover who you are.

Bernice Johnson Reagon (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[hate-help-hotline]

We’re a group of bloggers that want to fight against the rise of anonymous hate here on tumblr. This blog is to help anyone and everyone who is being attacked by hateful anons.

If you’re receiving hate messages on your tumblr, or you know of someone who is getting hate messages, please check out our blog and reblog this to spread the word. Thank you :)

[melo-maniaco]

I hope that all of your dreams come true and that life only brings you great things. Thank you for sharing your story with us ❤️❤️❤️

I hope so too! Lots of love your way, Hugs.

[melo-maniaco]

You're Juan, and you are awesome. I'm really happy for you and I'm glad that even with all that you've been through that you've overcome it

Thanks, you’re awesome as well! I hope you have a lovely day :)

[melo-maniaco]

Coming Clean (Trigger Warning)

Hey, I’m Juan, you might know me from my shitposts, which are all over the place. No one has it easy, I’m privileged in many ways, I’m just done hiding what I am because everything I’ve been through is part of me. And I’m determined to come stronger at the other side. I’m Juan and I have diagnosed Borderline Personality Disorder.

I’m Juan and I was raped at the age of 5.

I’m Juan and I was with my mum for her three divorces.

I’m Juan and I had eating disorders my whole childhood.

I’m Juan and I used to self harm (clean for two months!)

I’m Juan and I’ve been through two suicide attempts.

I’m Juan and I’ve been cheated on.

I’m Juan, and I’m a singer.

I’m Juan and I have big dreams.

I’m Juan and I’m going to sing in the Salzburg Opera Festival.

I’m Juan and I like girly films.

I’m Juan and I believe in love and destiny, although I don’t like to admit it.

I’m Juan and I’m from the most beautiful country in the world.

I’m Juan, and that’s all I need to be. Thanks to everyone that has, and will be by my side. I love you all. And thanks Tumblr, you’ve brought wonderful people into my life.

[melo-maniaco]

Danke Merkel

[rebeccaslosingit]

there’s a veggie congress in the city

and all of my friends keep sending me that poster and texting me about it but of course nobody wants to actually go with me (even though it’s not expensive)

so I had already come to terms with the fact that I won’t be going (like every year) when my bf was like “so are you going to that congress with F? because if not, I thought I’d take you tomorrow.”

[melo-maniaco]

Is it by any chance Veggieworld Hamburg?!

[languagessi-deactivated20210423]

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