melon likes one piece

i like one piece a lot, so I made this

[friyumine]

[melon-and-onepiece]

Rating One Piece characters based on how likely I am to win a fight with them

Straw hat pirates

Luffy 0/10 he’s pounding me into the ground

Zoro 0/10 i would be dead so fast

Nami 0.2/10 i may have a slight chance but mostly no chance

Usopp 0.25/10 I think my chances could be higher but only if i don’t fall for one of his dumbass tricks (unlikely)

Sanji 10000000/10 

Chopper 0/10 but i feel like i could settle it with some cotton candy (keep the injuries to a minimum)

Robin -239389/10 I just think I would lose so badly, especially if i did something that made her fight with me

Franky 0/10 but I think he would beat me up gently in comparison

Brook -20/10 I would not fight Brook out of respect for his old bones

Jinbe 0/10 same as franky lol

[worldwake]

"Hmm.. smells like trouble's brewing out there."

"What do you MEAN, it's BREWING?? He's DEAD! It's already BREWED!!!!"

[melon-and-onepiece]

If I had a nickel for every time cannibalism was linked to sanji’s arc

I’d have two nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

[melon-and-onepiece]

zoro’s neck getting thicker after the timeskip 

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that’s it that’s the post

[bartolomeo-the-cannibal]

everyone: *being nice to the octopus that saved them*

sanji: bye! i should’ve cooked you! :)

[magentapint-deactivated20240701]

from their crew to yours

[melon-and-onepiece]

one piece secret garden au

dickon is luffy

that’s all i got, it just feels like it works well 

[eyezehuhh]

One Piece Ch. 430 

“I’ve been a shipwright for many years, yet I’ve never seen such an amazing pirate ship. It lived a very admirable life.” -Iceburg

[kaizokuou-ni-naru]

Hello, what do you think of Boa Hancock? I really liked her as a character even with her hard exterior to don't show weakness to her subordinates I was okay with it, but when Oda introduced the "oh she loves him and wants to marry him" I became super iffy with it, I think it would be better if instead of love it was respect, anyways what do you think?

oh i adore her, terrible bitch that she is. i love her backstory and personality and relationship with her sisters, and i think the falling in love plot point is a pretty unfortunate and disappointing stain on an otherwise fantastic character. (oda stop fucking up great characters with sexist tropes challenge!)

in my ideal version of one piece instead of falling in love with luffy she (and by extension the rest of the kuja) just kind of adopts him and everything else stays the same except he gets some gay big sisters to add to his ridiculous and ever-expanding adoptive family.

[melon-and-onepiece]

I don’t love the whole boa hancock becomes a lovesick puppy over luffy thing,, but I do think it’s sweet that she falls in love with probably one of if not the only person who didn’t see her in a sexual way, and doesn’t sexualize her. I liked that bit a lot. 

[melon-and-onepiece]

(one piece chapter 985 spoilers) his head!!!!!!!!!!!! orochi!!!!!!!!!!! I think he’s probably fine,, cuz he’s a hydra right???? but still!!!! i literally was just kinda scrolling thru the chapter,, nothing particularly new, still having a good time tho, and then kaido just fuxkini ????? ok. 

[melon-and-onepiece]

he is not a hydra so he is probably Not Fine. i mean good riddance but wow. 

[onepiecescience]

How do mermaids poop?

I feel like saying “like a fish does” would ruin the mystique of mermaids but uh

like a fish. And fish kind of poop like we do so. kind of sort of like we do but not?

I am not a poop scientist.

[onepiecescience]

How mermaid poops really intrigued me honestly.. wont it float in all that water tho..? Somehow thinking abt poops in fishman island gave me a shudder

fish poop usually sinks, to my experience*

Also, anon, if that gives you a shudder don’t contemplate what real life bodies of water have in them :)

*i pretty much always had fish growing up 

[minzapinza]

broke: zoro training seriously with mihawk for 2 years

woke: mihawk training zoro seriously for like 6 months, then showing him funny tricks like cutting ships in half for no reason and destroying an entire mansion with a butter knife to look cool

[melon-and-onepiece]

he needed to get zoro’s dramatic bitch levels up to match him as much as swordsmanship

[shysheeperz]

[melon-and-onepiece]

uhhhmmm this might already be common knowledge,,, but sanji doesn’t wear socks???? he wears these fancy loafers (? i don’t know shoe breeds im sorry if that’s incorrect) and no socks with them??? heathen. those fancy shoes of his must not smell very nice just sayin. 

but also he’s a pirate so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

[ea10ten]

bro i love them.....

[melon-and-onepiece]

they lookin 👀