get Fucked ❤️

christians and minors DNI

[meltedicecream69]

dudes be like “im straight” 😂😂 no you arent 😂tentacles

[leatherboundbooknerd]

Out of pure curiosity and not pure panic- how would you personally deal with the highly hypothetical scenario in which you’re being chased by a bunch of killer birds who are currently breaking into the abandoned building you’re sheltering in?

Just curious.

-NJ

....what.

who... who is this. why are you asking me. um. leave? try to get to a building with a door that locks? i guess?

[meltedicecream69]

nj stands for new jersy…babe ur being @ted by new jersy

[leatherboundbooknerd]

could also be anybody with the initials N and J. like.... oh holy shit is this noah?

@noaharc-uncannyvalley did you get attacked by birds?

[true-entropy]

I found this nerd’s phone. Mf got taken down by a bunch of chickens. L. Flop. NPC behavior.

Am I doing slang right?

[leatherboundbooknerd]

oh hey youre that like. guy whos a bunch of noahs at the same time right? hi

is he like. okay???

[true-entropy]

HE WASNT SUPPOSED TO TELL PEOPLE THAT DUMB FUCKER! FUCK!

Also probably not. Idk. Not my jurisdiction.

[leatherboundbooknerd]

oookay. dont worry i can keep a secret. uhhhh

sorry i keep scaring sev. i promise its not on purpose. i dont even look that much like my mom so i dont... know why it happens

[meltedicecream69]

is noah the neurotic guy who runs around town?

[leatherboundbooknerd]

babe im boredddddd want me to spin a wheel of kinks to try when u get back?

awww my poor baby </3 so bored with me...

of course. im excited to see what you get

[meltedicecream69]

ooh doggers thats one i havent done in years

[leatherboundbooknerd]

WOAH

i dont think ive ever tried that before. uh. jeez... theres a first for everything i guess

[leatherboundbooknerd]

babe im boredddddd want me to spin a wheel of kinks to try when u get back?

awww my poor baby </3 so bored with me...

of course. im excited to see what you get

[meltedicecream69]

ooh doggers thats one i havent done in years

[leatherboundbooknerd]

Out of pure curiosity and not pure panic- how would you personally deal with the highly hypothetical scenario in which you’re being chased by a bunch of killer birds who are currently breaking into the abandoned building you’re sheltering in?

Just curious.

-NJ

....what.

who... who is this. why are you asking me. um. leave? try to get to a building with a door that locks? i guess?

[meltedicecream69]

nj stands for new jersy…babe ur being @ted by new jersy

[leatherboundbooknerd]

hot sweaty evil twink covered in blood send tweet

[meltedicecream69]

i fill (hah) all of this except for twink lmao

[leatherboundbooknerd]

dont worry. i fill ( ;3 ) the twink criteria enough for the both of us

wouldnt mind filling the others if you wanted <3

[meltedicecream69]

well ur already hot and can be sweaty. we just need evil and blood

[leatherboundbooknerd]

who says im not evil? im super evil. how dare you

[meltedicecream69]

oh yeah? prove it 😏

still we need some blood. maybe if we fuck up saftey?

[leatherboundbooknerd]

theres fake blood they use in movies n shit

also like ... how

[meltedicecream69]

how bleed?

[leatherboundbooknerd]

no, how do i prove im evil

[meltedicecream69]

oh um just off the top of my head here uh tie me up with ropes?

[leatherboundbooknerd]

i mean i woulddddd if i werent in the hospital :/

[meltedicecream69]

fucckkkkkk

[leatherboundbooknerd]

yeah, sorry... guess youll just have to live in suspense <3

[meltedicecream69]

suspense is good but man is it annoying

[leatherboundbooknerd]

hot sweaty evil twink covered in blood send tweet

[meltedicecream69]

i fill (hah) all of this except for twink lmao

[leatherboundbooknerd]

dont worry. i fill ( ;3 ) the twink criteria enough for the both of us

wouldnt mind filling the others if you wanted <3

[meltedicecream69]

well ur already hot and can be sweaty. we just need evil and blood

[leatherboundbooknerd]

who says im not evil? im super evil. how dare you

[meltedicecream69]

oh yeah? prove it 😏

still we need some blood. maybe if we fuck up saftey?

[leatherboundbooknerd]

theres fake blood they use in movies n shit

also like ... how

[meltedicecream69]

how bleed?

[leatherboundbooknerd]

no, how do i prove im evil

[meltedicecream69]

oh um just off the top of my head here uh tie me up with ropes?

[leatherboundbooknerd]

i mean i woulddddd if i werent in the hospital :/

[meltedicecream69]

fucckkkkkk

[leatherboundbooknerd]

hot sweaty evil twink covered in blood send tweet

[meltedicecream69]

i fill (hah) all of this except for twink lmao

[leatherboundbooknerd]

dont worry. i fill ( ;3 ) the twink criteria enough for the both of us

wouldnt mind filling the others if you wanted <3

[meltedicecream69]

well ur already hot and can be sweaty. we just need evil and blood

[leatherboundbooknerd]

who says im not evil? im super evil. how dare you

[meltedicecream69]

oh yeah? prove it 😏

still we need some blood. maybe if we fuck up saftey?

[leatherboundbooknerd]

theres fake blood they use in movies n shit

also like ... how

[meltedicecream69]

how bleed?

[leatherboundbooknerd]

no, how do i prove im evil

[meltedicecream69]

oh um just off the top of my head here uh tie me up with ropes?

[leatherboundbooknerd]

yo babe hope u dont mind but a public forum is hot to ask these.

what animals other then dogs are u?

dont mind at all bby

honestly dunno. ive been focusing so much on being a pup that i havent really thought about anything else... but im willing to be anything my master wants ;3

[meltedicecream69]

hmmmm really the only two i can think of are horse and cat.

[leatherboundbooknerd]

thats fair, those two are def the most common other than dogs. i think i'd make a cute rabbit..

[meltedicecream69]

lil bunny want a carrot?

[leatherboundbooknerd]

hot sweaty evil twink covered in blood send tweet

[meltedicecream69]

i fill (hah) all of this except for twink lmao

[leatherboundbooknerd]

dont worry. i fill ( ;3 ) the twink criteria enough for the both of us

wouldnt mind filling the others if you wanted <3

[meltedicecream69]

well ur already hot and can be sweaty. we just need evil and blood

[leatherboundbooknerd]

who says im not evil? im super evil. how dare you

[meltedicecream69]

oh yeah? prove it 😏

still we need some blood. maybe if we fuck up saftey?

[leatherboundbooknerd]

theres fake blood they use in movies n shit

also like ... how

[meltedicecream69]

how bleed?

[leatherboundbooknerd]

hot sweaty evil twink covered in blood send tweet

[meltedicecream69]

i fill (hah) all of this except for twink lmao

[leatherboundbooknerd]

dont worry. i fill ( ;3 ) the twink criteria enough for the both of us

wouldnt mind filling the others if you wanted <3

[meltedicecream69]

well ur already hot and can be sweaty. we just need evil and blood

[leatherboundbooknerd]

who says im not evil? im super evil. how dare you

[meltedicecream69]

oh yeah? prove it 😏

still we need some blood. maybe if we fuck up saftey?

[leatherboundbooknerd]

hot sweaty evil twink covered in blood send tweet

[meltedicecream69]

i fill (hah) all of this except for twink lmao

[leatherboundbooknerd]

dont worry. i fill ( ;3 ) the twink criteria enough for the both of us

wouldnt mind filling the others if you wanted <3

[meltedicecream69]

well ur already hot and can be sweaty. we just need evil and blood

[leatherboundbooknerd]

hot sweaty evil twink covered in blood send tweet

[meltedicecream69]

i fill (hah) all of this except for twink lmao

[leatherboundbooknerd]

yo babe hope u dont mind but a public forum is hot to ask these.

what animals other then dogs are u?

dont mind at all bby

honestly dunno. ive been focusing so much on being a pup that i havent really thought about anything else... but im willing to be anything my master wants ;3

[meltedicecream69]

hmmmm really the only two i can think of are horse and cat.

[leatherboundbooknerd]

finally lucid again. kinda. hospital sucks dick but thw staff are nice

miss my boyf...... ugh im so fucking gay

i should ask frost to send me pics of carol. i miss thwat lil.munchkin

oh also i lost two of my fingers lolllll. might never be able ot use that hand again buy its better than losing the whole arm

[meltedicecream69]

WHAT

[leatherboundbooknerd]

...

ohhhhhh fuck i forgot to tell you. sorry. uh

yeah. had to get surgery for the infection. im fine tho!

[meltedicecream69]

okay…just tell me next time irl plz

[leatherboundbooknerd]

fuck yeah dude of course. im sorry

speaking of irl. you might be able to visit me soon :) they gotta make sure my condition is stable first but they say im recovering really well

[meltedicecream69]

fuck yeah. hope youve been a good boy for those doctorz

[leatherboundbooknerd]

(๑/////๑ " ) i have been.....

[meltedicecream69]

good boy. cant wait to pick you up from the vet

[leatherboundbooknerd]

ohmygod dont call it that.....

((please do))

[meltedicecream69]

dont worry pup. everybody finds those dogs with amputations still cute ❤️

[leatherboundbooknerd]

ugh youre so mean..... never stop

[meltedicecream69]

hey one of us has gotta be mean and we know its not you /j

[leatherboundbooknerd]

*gasp* i can be mean!!! i can be so mean!!! im just not in the mood for it today. watch out tmrw because im gonna tease you so hard

[meltedicecream69]

oh hoe hoe i cant wait 😉

[leatherboundbooknerd]

finally lucid again. kinda. hospital sucks dick but thw staff are nice

miss my boyf...... ugh im so fucking gay

i should ask frost to send me pics of carol. i miss thwat lil.munchkin

oh also i lost two of my fingers lolllll. might never be able ot use that hand again buy its better than losing the whole arm

[meltedicecream69]

WHAT

[leatherboundbooknerd]

...

ohhhhhh fuck i forgot to tell you. sorry. uh

yeah. had to get surgery for the infection. im fine tho!

[meltedicecream69]

okay…just tell me next time irl plz

[leatherboundbooknerd]

fuck yeah dude of course. im sorry

speaking of irl. you might be able to visit me soon :) they gotta make sure my condition is stable first but they say im recovering really well

[meltedicecream69]

fuck yeah. hope youve been a good boy for those doctorz

[leatherboundbooknerd]

(๑/////๑ " ) i have been.....

[meltedicecream69]

good boy. cant wait to pick you up from the vet

[leatherboundbooknerd]

ohmygod dont call it that.....

((please do))

[meltedicecream69]

dont worry pup. everybody finds those dogs with amputations still cute ❤️

[leatherboundbooknerd]

ugh youre so mean..... never stop

[meltedicecream69]

hey one of us has gotta be mean and we know its not you /j

[leatherboundbooknerd]

finally lucid again. kinda. hospital sucks dick but thw staff are nice

miss my boyf...... ugh im so fucking gay

i should ask frost to send me pics of carol. i miss thwat lil.munchkin

oh also i lost two of my fingers lolllll. might never be able ot use that hand again buy its better than losing the whole arm

[meltedicecream69]

WHAT

[leatherboundbooknerd]

...

ohhhhhh fuck i forgot to tell you. sorry. uh

yeah. had to get surgery for the infection. im fine tho!

[meltedicecream69]

okay…just tell me next time irl plz

[leatherboundbooknerd]

fuck yeah dude of course. im sorry

speaking of irl. you might be able to visit me soon :) they gotta make sure my condition is stable first but they say im recovering really well

[meltedicecream69]

fuck yeah. hope youve been a good boy for those doctorz

[leatherboundbooknerd]

(๑/////๑ " ) i have been.....

[meltedicecream69]

good boy. cant wait to pick you up from the vet

[leatherboundbooknerd]

ohmygod dont call it that.....

((please do))

[meltedicecream69]

dont worry pup. everybody finds those dogs with amputations still cute ❤️