Also while im here and posting dont worry my baddies who want date everything Kristof content IM COMING THROUGHHH working on some hcs that'll hopefully be done soon my schedule is wack rn

blake kathryn
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Jules of Nature
Peter Solarz

if i look back, i am lost
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One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Also while im here and posting dont worry my baddies who want date everything Kristof content IM COMING THROUGHHH working on some hcs that'll hopefully be done soon my schedule is wack rn
The rest of the sdv headcannons lets goo
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ALSO THERES NSFW SO MINORS GO AWAYYY ‼️📣
Cooking up some new stuff 😛 ur getting both either way but help me decide which one to focus on first
Which should I write next?
Kristof breeding kink x reader hc's [Date everything]
the rest of the sdv bachelor x reader hc's
Sdv x reader random hcs
This was supposed to be all 6 of the bachelor's but I got busy and am now too lazy to finish (at least for rn twill make more later) so its only Elliot and Sam for now also i didnt proof read so mb if theres spelling errors
Sfw & Nsfw
🔞Minors go away 🔞
Date everything high edition lets go
im envisioning this like chances GNG group that he brought together and its Jerry, Parker, Dasha, Chance, and Héctor and they're a friend group and this is them hanging out high
I might go into actual like GNG related stuff later like what I think their characters could be because that might be cool who knows
Chance
- overly loud. Doesn't understand that hes being loud. Fully believes hes speaking at a normal volume meanwhile hes like shouting every word.
-Yaps with Parker most of the hangout
- More likely than not hes hosting so hes gonna use that as the exuse that he should get to choose what to play if theres music
- Hella munchies you cant tell me this boy doesn't love him some snacks like a good DM always provides snacks I just know his pantry be looking yummy as fuck
- He probably doesn't smoke so if hes high its likely from edibles from Parker and he doesn't seem like hed get high often honestly I think he'd only do it like if Parker asked him to or if it was a group thing or at a party like he'd need a little peer pressure
Parker
- The plug. If the group is having a hangout hes definitely the one supplying any substances. He isnt high all the time its more like a weekends for fun and parties thing I think and hes bringing lots of boardgames and entertainment too
- He wanders quite a lot like when he gets high he feels the immense need to be free and leave whatever room hes in immediately to go walk around outside 🚶♂️
- wiggly. He likes to dance and he just feels the groove always. Evedy good hangout needs music especially when your high hes just so focused on catching the right vibe for the hangout
- SO focused on everyone hanging a good time. Keeps pointing around to everyone whos being quiet or doing something else and asking "Are you having fun?" "Are you ok?" "You're enjoying yourself right?", and definitely definitely definitely trying to involve the whole group in boardgame activies.
Jerry
- ANXIOUS BITCH his anxiety is gonna be through the roof hes gonna be so paranoid over nothing bro. Absolutely greening off of nothing hes just overwhelmed
- high Jerry is gonna be so locked in on either building legos or making some sort of art. I imagine he'd stray more towards the legos but I can also see him doing arts and crafts out of his collection pieces like hyperfocused in a flow state for awhile
-Jerry takes a rip off the yart and fucking dies hes definitely never smoked before I dont imagine he'd ever feel really the insensitive to and I belive this was fully peer pressure from Parker in some way
- started off getting high with everyone just so he wouldn't be left out and he thought it might help with the role playing but then he got too giggly midline- got super embarrassed, gave up, and switched to arts and crafts on the floor while everyone continued on
Dasha
- super chill high
Shes honestly probably the calmest one in the whole group. absolutely enjoying herself
-She probably doesn't smoke cuz she cares about her health so she probably ate edibles
- Honestly her mind doesn't stray much from the original topic of GNG somehow. While everyone talks and giggles shes on more of a silent high just hanging and watching everyone but in her head she could be planning out her next GNG character, or thinking about Abel
Hector
- hes on a giggly-high but i feel like hes also a little scared
- not in like an anxious way just in like an intimidated way. Hes already not good around people do having his inhibitions lowered probably isnt something hed be happy about
- also he would NOT enjoy being high in a 5 person group. QUITE OVERWHELMING INDEED.
- On the note of Hector being giggleshits when hes high he would be SO embarrassed about how big hes smiling. Just overly aware of his appearance the whole time I know it.
- definitely took part just cuz everyone else was doing it. Found out he actually quite enjoyed it afterwards.
- Hes definitely retreating into himself in some way like he already is nervous sober but hes DEFINITELY gonna lock in on writing. Hes gonna put out some banger fanfics
AN - hi if you got this far uh thanks for reading this is my first time ever writing any sort of fandom-related anything idk if this counts as fanfiction or not but lmk if we want more or if its ass
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