Steve’s wife leaves him for the science teacher at the school where they all teach together and it’s him and his daughter for years. He’s happy to focus on raising her and every so often tries to go on a date but meh and when his daughter’s 15 she starts going on and on about this band she really wants to see and they’re touring close by just a week before her birthday and it would be the best birthday present ever and Steve finds out it’s Corroded Coffin and just goes:
“Oh, Eddie Munson’s band? You know I made out with him almost every day one summer when I was 17.”
His daughter: 🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱😱 WHAT?!













