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Chris Stapleton Starters [Part II]

"You're as smooth as Tennessee Whiskey."

"I won't love you either way."

"Since I'm all alone, I might as well get stoned."

"I found the bottom of the bottle's always dry."

"I'm gonna sit right here on the edge of this pier."

"And watch the sunset disappear."

"Can't believe you're really gone."

"I don't feel like going home."

"If you want to, we can close them down."

"It makes me want more of you."

"I've got nobody to blame but me."

"I know right where I went wrong."

"I remember even when the times were bad."

"'Cause I thought I was right and he was wrong."

"Didn't seem to matter what price I had to pay, 'Cause anything worth havin', I'd just lose anyway."

"I thought my luck was changin', but then it all went bad."

"Deception or redemption, I guess only time will tell."

"Since my whiskey's gone, I might as well get stoned."

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The Last Of Us Sentence Starters (Part 1)

"Good, you can start helping out with the mortgage."

"I reckon I got some idea."

"Keep us safe."

"It's a lot."

"I'm not leaving without [name]."

"Fuck this."

"Well, I am the romantic type..."

"Like hell it isn't."

"Well then I'm staying."

"How old are you kid? Like 12?"

"You stop bullshitting."

"I paid for those guns."

"I don't give a damn about ration cards."

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Spanking Starters (Part III)

"Get your pajamas on and wait for me."

"You'll be sleeping on your stomach tonight."

"Don't you look cute, with your red bottom and pajamas."

"Fetch me my hairbrush. You're getting it tonight."

"I warned you. You chose not to listen."

"Maybe waking up tomorrow with a sore butt will remind you of how bad you were tonight."

"There's a reason I made sure the footie pajamas were out for you. They're so easy to spank you in."

"Well, you can have the rest of your sleepover with a red butt."

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Timeout Starters

"A childish attitude deserves a childish punishment."

"Five minutes. Don't move or I'll reset the timer."

"You're the one who decided to act like a child."

"Nose in the corner. Now."

"If you move one more time, I'll make sure you sit there for an hour."

"Stand still. You're supposed to be thinking, not playing."

"Keep it up and I'll make a seat for you just as childish as you're acting."

"It's either this or writing sentences. Pick one."

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Chris Stapleton Sentence Starters Pt. 1

"Seen my share of broken halos."

"The last thing I needed first thing this morning was to have you walk out on me."

"You only need a drink when the whiskey is the only thing you have left to hold."

"Falling feels like flying till you hit the ground."

"Excuse me for looking like I lost my best friend."

"Take your best shot, show me what you got. I'm not afraid."

"Rear back and take aim...fire away."

"Always lost and nowhere bound."

"I see the sunrise creeping in."

"Right now I don't feel a thing."

"I'll be over it by noon."

"I never wanted nothing more."

"Love's gonna make it alright."

"It makes me want more of you."

"Nobody cares if the words don't rhyme...if you say the right ones."

"I like to believe you're just like me."

"Trying to figure out how a good thing goes bad."

"Takes me back in time."

"I will be your parachute."

"That's the good thing about me and you...ain't nothing lovin' can't get us through."

"A lifetime of forgotten words that I never got to say."

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BDSM/Bondage Sentence Starters (Part 2/?)

"I'll deny you all I want. Pleasure is something I can grant you, not the other way around."

"Does it feel good? Feeling my stomach against your sore ass?"

"Don't push me out...hold your breath."

"How full do you feel right now? With my fingers inside you?"

"That blindfold and gag look wonderful on you."

"Beg. You're not going to come unless I give you permission."

"Strip...slowly...I want to see how you look before I tie you up."

"Oh don't worry...I'm sure your friend will be more than happy to watch you be denied. It's quite a show."

"Get on your knees. You know what to do."

"Stand in front of the window, watch them as I touch you."

"That collar looks so beautiful on you...the leash will be the icing on the cake."

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BDSM/Bondage Sentence Starters (Part 1/?)

"You look so adorable...all tied up...waiting for me to just touch you."

"Your cheeks match your ass...red."

"Does that plug feel good? It looks pretty sticking out from between your cheeks."

"Look at all the drool on your chest...that ballgag works wonders."

"What if I left you here all day? Right where everyone can see you..."

"That spreader bar makes it all the easier to make sure you stay ready for me."

"Imagine...spending the whole day like this, at my mercy, receiving whatever I want to give you."

"It's just a paddle...you should know this was coming."

"Are you sure those aren't too tight? I can fix them so they're a little more comfortable."

"Remember the safeword. Don't be afraid to use it."

"How many fingers can you take, dear? I intend to find out."

"So...tight..."

"You look so cute...knowing I just denied you."

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More spanking starters

"I warned you plenty. Perhaps a sore butt will make sure you listen next time."

"No, get over my knee now. Otherwise, these are coming down."

"I'm going to count to five, and by the time I reach that, you better have those down and over my lap."

"Paddle or cane. Choose."

"Bend over the couch. Get your underwear down as well."

"We've warned you more than once. You're getting a spanking."

"Nose in the corner, or do you need more time across my knee?"

"I don't care if others are around. You should have thought about that before you acted up."

"I told you if you came before I gave permission, you'd earn a spanking. I wasn't lying."

"I want you to count them. If you mess up, we start over."

"Oh no, you're not getting just my hand. You've earned the bathbrush."

"I'll spank you as long as I feel you need. And then your nose better be in that corner. Understood?"

"Get in this house right now, before I strip your hide."

"I'm aware they're coming over. Not my fault you're still in timeout."

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Lynyrd Skynyrd Sentence Starters

"I know you don't owe me, but I wish you would let me ask one favor of you."

"For I must be traveling on now."

"There's too many places I've got to see."

"Forgot your lust for the rich man's gold."

"All that you need is in your soul."

"I find my limo driver. Mister take us to the show."

"The police said we can't drink in the bar. What a shame."

"Come upstairs and have a drink of champagne."

"Sweet home Alabama..."

"Train roll on...on down the line."

"I'm leaving my woman behind..."

"When this train ends, I'll try again."

"Don't ask me no questions, and I won't tell you no lies."

"I've been feeling so sick inside."

"Got to get better before I die."

"Call me the breeze, cause I keep blowin' down the road."

""Let me tell you all about it."

"You can have anything in this world, but you won't be happy till you find a girl."

"I can't make any changes."

"All I can do is write 'em in a song."

"He walks so tall to be so small."

"He lives his life for a dollar sign, and a deal with him is dangerous."

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Southern Rock Lyric Starters (Pt.1)

"Hold on loosely, but don't let go."

"I've got to run to keep from hiding."

"I miss Alabama-y and I think it's a sin."

"Cruising down the motorway, got my girl by my side."

"Waiting, anticipating for the fire-works in the night."

"My momma told me when I was young..."

"Taking love where I can."

"I'm so caught up in you that I never wanna get myself free."

"Why am I haunted by dreams I'll never see?"

"Silver stages and golden curtains filled my head plain as can be."

"There are no blankets where he's lies."

"But back home, he'll always run to sweet [name]."

"You're my blue sky, you're my sunny day."

"Lord, you know it makes me high when you turn your love my way."

"If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?"

"You know I gave up drinkin', but sometimes I have no choice."

"Don't get too high on the bottle. Just a little sip every now and then."

"Sometimes I feel like I've been tied to the whipping post."

"Please call home if you change your mind."

"Guess I saw it coming. Day by day."

"Got the pedal to the floor and my life is running faster."

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Spanking (Spanker) Starters

"This is exactly what you need."

"Over my knee. Now."

"If you're going to act like a child, you'll be punished like one."

"Pants and underwear down, then over my knee."

"Get them down or I'll take them down myself."

"The more you make me wait, the more I'm going to spank your butt."

"Fetch me the belt."

"You think I want to do this? That I want to treat you like a disobedient child?"

"These are coming down, now hold still."

"Such a bright shade of red these cheeks are!"

"You're lucky I don't make you stand in the corner with your red butt on display."

"Bend over the counter, you're not done yet."

"Now go upstairs to your room and think about what you've done."

"Legs up."

"You brought this on yourself."

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Spanking (Spankee) Starters

"I won't be able to sit for a week!"

"Ow ow ow ow ow OW!"

"I swear, it's black and blue."

"You didn't have to do that so hard!"

"Do I really have to stand in the corner like this? This is humiliating."

"I'm not a five year old!"

"I don't need the hairbrush! Your hand is enough!"

"You've got to be kidding me...I am not going over your knee."

"You're not my Mom, there's no way you're spanking me."

"Was I really bad enough to deserve this?"

"Please don't push up my skirt."

"Ow, stop!"

"This hurts so bad!"

"No, you are not spanking me with that!"