"what's up fellow cock sleeves" - Evelyn, probably

🐬Lila (she) & 🛡️Evelyn (they) of the Tea Party system || main @battie-eboy

[mensiswives]

Welcome to the School of Mensis, home of the Mensis wives.

Praise Kos and enjoy your stay.

[teapartyeternal]

SFW and NSFW commissions OPEN!

We're really struggling with rent and groceries over here, so I've updated my commissions. Please reblog at least, it would help a lot.

https://artistree.io/teapartyeternal

[emiett]

Taking the DIES key to the OMEN room

[ra3kiv]

sea, swallow me

[pocketss]

girls night girls night

[justnoodlefishthings]

Was anyone going to fucking tell me that electric eels have their anus directly under their heads because their head is basically their entire main body and they're actually like 90% tail

Or was I just supposed to casually stumble across that information

[justnoodlefishthings]

[zooophagous]

EXCUSE ME????

[verdantelf]

WHAT THE SHIT

[lost-forest-heart]

WHAT???

[michael-mcfuckhands-shelley]

Did a lil thing for The Hunt because honestly it's one of my favourites. Because mmmm sharp teeth.

[pfeffaroo]

Don't worry, no one in our family is [REDACTED]

[pfeffaroo]

Found family

[pocketss]

a sluge 😔

[acorviart]

cartilaginous celadon ray

[a-valbatross]

I don't think I'm ever going to do anything else

[toskarin]

you know, I've been thinking, after this trail of carnage, I might just hang my sword up. just gotta slay these last few villains and I'll have evil solved, and there will be a place for me in this peaceful world I've created. with the sword.

[the-uncanny-dag]

[temporalteardrop]

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

[temporalteardrop]

BASS?? BASS MAKES A DOLLAR????? IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS AND NONE OF YOU THOUGH TO TELL ME I MISSPELLED IT????????

[catskincass]

FISH TYPO

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

fish exploit me women want me

[ra3kiv]

sea, swallow me

[folkdevilism]

BLOODBORNE (2015) dir. HIDETAKA MIYAZAKI   /   FREDDY GOT FINGERED (2001) dir. TOM GREEN

[zegalba]

The nerves connected to the human jaw

[sevaria]

sodomy brings you closer to god (x)

version with text only (x)