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Bleh. Yes.
Yay, finances!
Safety first!
Dash's reaction is the perfect reaction for when someone tries talking politics and you don't want to talk politics.
Yay, politics!
I like lasagna.
“Is the nightmare not over?”
-Passive aggressive changeling
While I don't plan on continuing the blog, the nightmare never truly ends.
Wow, it's been a while.
A lot has changed on this site. It's hard to remember how to do things. Anyway, that's not why I'm here. I'm here because I'm apparently not the only one who's feeling nostalgic.
Epilogue
I just remembered that I had yet to post the epilogue that I promised. I had the whole thing written, but I completely forgot about it. Therefore, once I remembered, I decided to wait a few days until Twist Is Worst Pony Day so I could have someone to blame.
I have also temporarily reopened asks to allow people to comment on the fates of these characters.
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Princess Celestia suspended the clone program indefinitely. Without this safety net, returning from the dead became much less common. The current undead clones remained undead, but the living clones were given no guarantee of returning once they passed on. This was, of course, generally seen as a good thing by said clones.
1 was placed in charge of guarding the tombs
4 became a chef and got his own cooking show.
13 was sent back to Tartarus.
19 resigned himself to his fate as a Celestia plushie. He now acts as a form of surveillance, spying upon the parents/caretakers of the children who take him in.
20 had a long but relatively uneventful career as a guard (“relatively” being the key word here). His career ended the same way many guards’ careers end: he died in the line of duty two days before retirement.
After Tim the Swamp Crocodile retired, 21 took his place as Canterlot’s Official Sewer Monster.
23 is still mocked for looking like a ghost.
24 stuck around for a while until he inevitably angered Celestia, who then had him scrapped.
25 was re-killed in Princess Luna’s Final Round. He thanked her for such kindness with his dying breath. She then fed his remains to Nibbles.
26 started a popular PonyTube gaming channel. Companies that tried to give him copyright strikes found their headquarters mysteriously overrun by zombie outbreaks. It will always be a mystery how this happens. ALWAYS a mystery, got it?
27’s fate is classified.
29 died of pony AIDS.
30 was mauled and burned to death by the Dragon Lord after she mistook a respectful bow towards Celesta as an assassination attempt.
31 vanished into a portal and hasn’t been heard from since.
32 grew up, cured her own sterility, and started a family. Her children are just as psychotic yet medically talented as she is. This new generation of mad scientists has Celestia very interested.
Twist is still worst pony.
Sunflower wandered off during a bad acid trip. No one knows what happened to her, although there are rumors that she started up a hippie commune somewhere.
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I ended my Tumblr blog before it was cool!
It’s past time I made it official
If you hadn’t figured it out already, I’m pretty much done with updating this blog. I was hesitant to make it official, considering how much it has meant to me. Well, that and I’m incredibly lazy. I’ve really enjoyed running it and it has given my life a bit of structure, a sense of responsibility, and a means of expressing my creative sense of humor. Role-playing like this was fun, and it has made me a few friends. Time marches on, though. Still, I’m proud to have been the last Mentally Advanced blog to go out.
That doesn’t mean I’m leaving Tumblr, though. I’ll still be around. I may post occasional fan art or reblog something particularly good, but don’t expect me to do anything in-character anymore. Although I’ve removed the “Ask” button, I’m leaving the Submit button open just in case.
At some point, I’ll probably post an epilogue to wrap up what happens to all the characters this blog has developed. It won’t happen right away; the idea of an epilogue just occurred to me, so I’ll need some time to come up with ideas. For now, though, I leave with the only words that a Mentally Advanced project can go out on:
This has been a mentally advanced Tumblr blog, designed for readers who require more mental challenges in their online browsing. I hope I have fully stimulated all your special needs.
(30) YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE, ANONS! THE STENCH OF YOUR FEAR IS LIKE PERFUME TO MY NOSTRILS!
(29) Celestia wasn’t kidding about that you know; 30 puts bloodhounds to shame. Though I have no idea how she can stand the barracks like that.
(20) Is it safe to come out now?
(29) Oh yeah, got bored and had to stop before 30 got involved, so you are in the clear.
(20) How exactly is the anonpocalypse still going on? I’m pretty sure you’ve killed thousands already.
(32) Been patching them up and rolling them back out. Most of the anons 30 is killing have already died several times. Its been a wonderful week for research. Though the numbers are starting to decline. Can’t salvage all of the corpses, and the ones whose souls can’t be restored are no good regardless of body condition.
(13) BURRRAPT! How and why do I need to burp as a skeleton?
(32) Anyway, the purge should be ending soon. Then I’ll be back to playing with my favorite toys!
(30) THE MUD RUNS RED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOUSANDS BUT OUR THIRST FOR JUSTICE WILL NEVER BE SLAKED. THE SCARS ON THE LAND ARE A SMALL PRICE FOR THE SAKE OF OUR DIVINE LEADERS! THE GUILTY WILL BE PUNISHED, THE INNOCENT WILL SEE THE CONSEQUENCES OF EVEN A SINGLE IMPURE THOUGHT!
(20) How is her throat still working after yelling like that for a week straight?
(29) You’d be suprised at what we can do with our throats~
(20) Ignoring that…
Sunflower: Stop this senseless violence! Anons have rights, too!
Celestia: No they don’t.
Sunflower: Why not?
Celestia: Because I said so. You can’t do anything about it, either, because that would require getting violent, which you refuse to do out of principle.
Sunflower: Ah, blueberries.
so I should just hide and hope I they don't find me. Got it!
Celestia: Another example of anon stupidity right here. Attempting to hide doesn’t work if you don’t shut up.
Are these purges a regular event you do every so often like house cleaning or did that blasphemous anon reall annoy ou that much? I mean the clones and azathoth are a pain in the neck by themselves and most of the anons here are just verying levels of stupid so I can see that one being enough to sent you over the edge.
Celestia: Why can’t it be both?
(20) We still have this thing?
(32) Its not like we are just going to throw away a perfectly good brain jar, and you needed it so looks like it was lucky I kept it.
(20) I didn’t think backup meant having my backside blown up. 29 and the female pegasus hit it off pretty well, but then they got to 30…
(29) Hehe, their leader was kind of a heavyset gray unicorn. Reminds me of someone.
(20) Hey I have been working out nonstop for guard duties and somehow I gained five pounds and it wasn’t even muscle!
(29) Well, since exercise doesn’t work you should thank that pegasus for bumping into 30 and throwing off her aim. I mean, you have to have lost at least two hundred and fifty pounds.
(20) I was not that heavy!
(29) It’s too bad Arrowhead already has a boy toy. Could have totally gone out on the town and picked up some stallions together.
(20) I think you are jealous that she is actually in a relationship while your debachery is mostly one night stands.
(29) 32, how many extra brain jars do we have?
(32) Plenty.
(29) Perfect~
(20) 29… what are you doing?
(29) You have five seconds to get a head start. “Head start,” get it? Anyway, start running.
Celestia: 30, your sister is attempting to interfere with your brother’s ability to perform his guard duties. Take care of that.
(21) Huh, what are you doing?
(4) Oh, the guard that brought 20 in after his accident helped me with the cheese demon so we were having a picnic. We ran out of snacks so he went off to get some more.
(21) You mean the ten foot abomination that ran up from the catacombs and left the dungeon smelling earthy and musty?
(4) Yeah, that one. It was delicious. Also isn’t that how dungeons are supposed to smell?
(21) Its smelled of the iron tang of fresh blood and the fumes of cleaning product ever since I was created so thats news to me. Wait, how can you have eaten or tasted it.
(4) Because it was undead food.
(13) I had this same exact conversation and only got more questions than answers. Five hours of my unlife that I will never get back. Trust me, don’t even try.
(21) Why are you also picnicing then?
(13) Feasting on the souls of the slaughtered anons to ascend to an omnipotent level lich.
(21) Should I be concerned?
(13) Sadly no; anon souls are pretty much worthless and I just feel kind of tired and bloated now. Once again, don’t ask how a skeleton can feel bloated. It will not go anywhere.
(4) Would you like some undead pepto bismol?
(21) Please don’t tell me there is a giant pink ooze rampaging somewhere.
(4) Ok, I won’t say it.
Mod: The creature has been captured by pharmaceutical companies who are now charging outlandish prices for it.
well maybe i'll have a chance if I just mingle in the merchant districts like I always do. After all, I am a regular there and save for m incident with tempest I havet caused too much trouble.
Celestia: We have ways of sniffing out anons.
Mod: Do they involve literal or figurative sniffing?
Celestia: Both.