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[mercd]

my absolute, never-ending cbp brainrot and so badly wanting to write v vs. my fear of tumblr

[soulrph]

undercover mission prompts.

still riding the tfatws high, so have some more prompts! these are for muses going undercover at an event as part of a mission!

" you remember your cover? "

" i can't tell if they're suspicious, or if they're just checking you out. "

" you ever fired a gun before? "

" it's not as exciting as the movies make it out to be. we go in, we pretend to be civilians, maybe we see something, but more often than not, we don't. "

" if we're meant to be newly weds, you're really making it look like the honeymoon was a nightmare. "

" you can't dance. we're going undercover at a gala, and you can't dance... come on, i better give you a quick lesson before we leave. "

" i don't suppose i could wear jeans and a nice top to this thing? "

" i know now isn't a good time, but... you look really hot tonight. "

" what's our cover again? "

" remember. we mess up even slightly, and that building is packed with people who'll kill us on the spot. "

" you need to relax. pretend you don't hate my guts for a minute. pretend we're actually married and in love, like our cover insists that we are. "

" shit. they've seen us. we'll have to improvise... and i'm sorry, but that improvising will involve us making out against that pillar until they're gone. "

" follow my lead. "

" there's no way we can get to that office like this. we need a diversion... "

" honey! you got some ketchup on your shirt... "

" yeah... that's not ketchup. "

" our cover's been blown. "

" we need to kiss. i know, i'm sorry, but either we kiss or we die, so... "

" quick. lean in to me and laugh. "

" you seriously need to relax, or we're done for. "

" public displays of affection make people very uncomfortable. meaning, if we want them to look away, we need to get a little handsy. "

" you know, it's ten times easier to relax when i'm not reminded of the killers out to get us. "

" there's our guy. you need to get close to him. distract him until i can take the key from his pocket. "

" i already got the key. he/she/they thought i was a valet/caterer, gave me their jacket. now i have an armani jacket and the keys to the office and the safe. "

" oh god... he saw my face. he... he recognized me from somewhere, i know it, i know he did! "

" is it just me, or do the hors d'oeuvres get smaller every time... "

" not to rush you, but have you almost picked the lock yet? i only ask because of the armed rotation of guards... "

" everyone's wearing black, why am i the only one being mistaken for a caterer? "

" hey... nobody speaks to my fake husband/wife/partner like that and gets away with it... "

" you think they recognize us? "

" we need to grab those files and get the hell out of here before our cover's blown. "

" back-up's on the way, we just need to sit tight and keep blending in. "

" you think they can tell this suit/dress is a rental? "

" nice tux/dress. "

" well! don't you scrub up nicely! "

" remember. what happens on an undercover mission, stays there. "

" quit playing around and remember why we're here! stay focused. you lose concentration once, even for a second, and we all get killed. "

" there's our guy. i/you/one of us needs to dance with him, get close enough to swipe his key from his pocket. "

" me? jealous? yeah, right, don't flatter yourself. we're on a mission, don't forget that. you had to get close to them to take their phone. "

" jesus, i thought they'd caught you. where did you go? "

" i was in the rest room... were you worried about me? "

" aww! you were! you were worried about me! "

" did they see us? "

" i don't know how to dance. and... we kinda need to dance for this mission, so... i was thinking you might know how to, and maybe you could show me? "

" don't forget why we're really here. this isn't a game. we all know what's at stake if we don't complete the job tonight. "

[plotbunnie]

Nonverbal RP Starters

I’m finding it difficult to find memes for nonverbal characters ( be they mute, or just not fond of talking ) so I thought I’d make a few!

Neutral

☝️ Tap my muse on the shoulder

👉 Point to something for my muse to see

🤙 Bump into my muse

😊 Sit down next to my muse

🤨 Sit down across from my muse

📓 Push/Slide [an object] across a table to my muse

✍️ Pass my muse a note

🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse

🚪 Tap on a table/door/wall/chair to get my muse’s attention without speaking

Aggressive

🐺 Growl at my muse

😬 Snarl/show teeth at my muse

😠 Death Glare at my muse

🙌 Push/Shove my muse

👊 Punch my muse

👖 Kick my muse in the shin

👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot

😵 Knee my muse in the gut

💀 Knee my muse in the groin

🔪 Point a weapon at my muse

🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture

👔 Roughly pull my muse down by the collar

💢 Bang on a door/wall/table to get my muse’s attention- angrily

Angst

👩‍⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound

🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention

🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick

🤢 Hold my muse’s hair back/Rub my muse’s back while they are sick/throwing up

👐 Hold my muse when they are badly wounded/dying

👁 Wake my muse up during a nightmare

🐱 Hold my muse after a nightmare

😭 Hold my muse when they are crying

😢Touch my muse’s shoulder while they are crying in secret

💧 Wipe away my muse’s tears

💥 Try to calm my muse during an overwhelming emotional moment

⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma

Soft

👕 Tug on my muse’s sleeve/shirt/skirt

🐈 Lean against my muse’s side

🤝 Hold my muse’s hand

🤗 Pull my muse into a hug

🐕 Rest their head on my muse’s shoulder/knee

🐶 Nuzzle my muse with their nose [specify a location]

✋ Touch the back of my muse’s hand

🤝 Reach for my muse’s hand to hold it

👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes

😴 Stand by the bed to see if my muse will let you under the covers with them

🛌 Crawl under the covers with my muse

🥪 Set a plate/tray/bowl of food down for my muse

😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek

Playful

🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair

✨ Playfully shove my muse’s shoulder

💃 Pull my muse onto a dance floor/up to dance

🤞 Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing

😈 Jump out of the shadows to scare/startle my muse

😛 Stick their tongue out at my muse

😱 Make a silly face at my muse

🤭 Tickle my muse

👃 Poke my muse’s nose

💪 Pick my muse up

Sensual/Sexual

💘 Pull my muse in for a rough kiss

💕 Pull my muse in for a tender kiss

💞 Pull my muse in for a messy/desperate kiss

💖 Lean in to give my muse a sweet/chaste kiss

❤️ Lean in to give my muse a tender kiss

🔥 Pull my muse down by the collar/by their clothes - in a sexy way

😉 Pull my muse in by the hips

😲 Smack my muse’s butt

💋 Kiss my muse’s neck

👌 Push my muse down and give them a massage

👙 Pull [an article of clothing] off my muse

👀 Push my muse down on the bed

👄 Pull my muse onto the bed

[mercd]