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No but really I should start biting people, I think that would help a lot

#not only is he my boss- he’s also a fucking idiot

Work rant bc I don’t want to cry on the clock

I have a cool fun seasonal job. Used to love it, then management shifted. Again, this is a seasonal, part time job so I still have to maintain a full time job on top of this bc my bills are not season.

Every fucking day I come in to a new problem, something else that a tour broke or that’s missing or that just isn’t going right. Mind you, I am the only one in my department and each shift on average is 14-18 hours long, outside, during the summer. Every time I try and catch up and get shit done, new boss is always such a negative fucking asshole about it- it’s genuinely making me want to quit.

Leave it to a fucking man to ruin a good thing.

Im not expecting a participation trophy or gold star every time I do my job but holy fuck if you don’t have anything nice to say, just keep your trap shut

#this man is going to Ophelia me #find me floating in the harbor by the end of the season

Tour just asked me for a walk through video of our dressing room spaces. Brother, you couldn’t even sell out half the venue, idk what standards you’re checking out but you should lower them expeditiously jfc

#it’s 103° and im already irritated #don’t fucking email me with this bullshit #I don’t think I like my job anymore

NY has Mamdani and now Boston is sister cities with Glasglow 🩵

#EAST COAST BEST COAST

currently upset that I’ve disliked my name for the past 28 years and never once in my youth thought “hmm maybe I should go by my middle name instead” like I’m too old at this point to change it and I’ve been at both of my jobs for a long enough time where suddenly switching it up would be awkward as fuck

#shout out to my boss who only ever calls me Dot #all bc I put a period in between my initials one time

Just got pulled over for doing 40 in a 35. I was driving uphill on my way from my first job to my second job btw. On my period.

Please advise with appropriate response

cry

kill a man

quit both jobs and take a nap

Voting ended onJun 6

#biting is also an option #idk who but someone should get bitten today

Not to sound like a grumpy old lady but the cashier being on their phone and actively ignoring me and pausing mid scan to continue scrolling on their phone really irritated the hell out of me. I didn’t say anything but Jesus fucking Christ I would’ve never been that bold when I worked customer service holy fuck

#I feel old for being annoyed by this but get off your phone??#check it when it’s slow but not in the middle of a rush??

Got my work pass for the new season and noticed it says working and not all access like last season. Funny because I have The Most Access? My office is in the most restricted area that even my gm does not enter during events

#I have a key to every gate I’m getting access either way

I don’t like email. I don’t like the phone. I don’t want either of my jobs to be able to reach me at all hours. I can a shitty job that pays enough to live and then I can use that money to buy movies I keep in my home and can watch whenever I want without having to pay again. 2010 come home I miss you.

My brother in Christ, your title is general manager not micromanager.

#the rage this fucker fills me with is actually insane #not sure I’ve ever truly hated someone so instantly In My Life #in. the. harbor.

Still in mourning over the loss of the beautiful matriarchy that kept my venue so well run, only to check my email and see that my all time favorite artist is headlining the venue that all the good bosses just moved to.

Double mourning.

#and I’m on my period.#I’m gonna cry about this for a few days #hayley williams #genuinely devastated

New boss is Very Much A Man in the sense that he’s like “let’s spend money!!!-why the fuck are we spending money on tha-HARK! A NEW EXPENSIVE IDEA-a reasonably priced, useful and convenient idea?? From a woman?? How could you *dramatic fall backwards into a gigantic pile of corporate cash*

I specifically referenced His Own Email in which he requested these things- As Well As the discounts I’ve secured for each one and he’s acting like I’ve invoiced him for a fucking ballroom

#I’m gonna hit him with a rubber fish #looney tunes style wack-a-mole with his balls #this is maybe a little aggressive to post using company WiFi

If I were new to the planet, I think I’d be a little disappointed that lava lamps don’t make a fun sound

#scifi lava bubble sounds- activate!

new gm is going to Ophelia me by the end of the season I swear to god. Check the harbor, I may float by one of these days

#I have never been so micro managed in my LIFE #I really really hate working for men

darthvaders

“I certainly don’t have any aspirations to live to 70. As far as I’m concerned I’ve lived a full life and if I’m dead tomorrow I don’t give a damn. I really have done it all. As far as I’m concerned I just want to pack in as much of life and fun as I can within the years that I have.” - Freddie Mercury

Trying to study/take notes for an exam has turned into my brain questioning things in a Rocky voice followed by a quick search in my notes for the answer while I pace around and read said answer in a Grace voice

#project hail mary #‘question?’ has entered the vernacular

I think 30% of my problems would be solved if I took up swimming like a mermaid as a hobby but I don’t have the time, energy or money for that

#also I don’t have access to a large (safe to swim in) body of water to do so #but it’d be fun

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