Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

A new hand touches the beacon

[meridia-nunda]

I found your beacon at the local garden center.

haha yeah I threw that at some random dude cause I was bored. Glad they got the blood stains off

[meridia-nunda]

you know why you can't kill children? I trapped their souls in their undying flesh. They can't even grow out of it either, I don't let them age.

[meridia-nunda]

I'm problematic as fuck

[meridia-nunda]

I can always tell when that one fucking post gets popular on reddit again

[meridia-nunda]

Daggerfall is cringe what are you on????????????

I have never gotten such vile hate in my inbox before. Did Molag Bal send you?

[astraldemise]

[joey-wheeler-official]

This is why the nords can't fuckin stand them

[courtierofdementia]

-gently takes Elder Scrolls perfume girlies by the hand-

Honey. The male Princes do not smell like something you got at Lush.

Hircine is a hypermasculine woods-dwelling hunter-god manbeast. He smells like wet dog and unwashed jockstrap at best. If you're lucky, there's no eu de deer-in-rut mixed in. (piss. stags in rut roll in their own piss to attract the does. hircine smells like his own piss if he likes you)

Malacath smells like a gym.

Sanguine smells like cheap perfume and sex and spilled wine and beer and poppers. He makes it smell good, somehow, but still.

Hermaeus Mora smells like musty paper and fish and vinegar and the ocean.

Sheogorath, now Sheogorath might smell like something from Lush, if he's in a Manic phase. It'll change smell at random every few seconds, but it'll smell like perfume. If you're really unlucky, it'll hypnotize you like one of those weird pheremone fetish artworks/ Joker gas.

Molag Bal smells like old blood and rust.

Jyggalag doesn't smell like anything.

Peryite smells like reptile and puke. I love him, but he does.

[meridia-nunda]

I smell good as fuck tho cause I don't shower

[meridia-nunda]

Don't listen to the haters, my lady. Your beacon is magnificent and your tits are banging

Thank you my loyal follower, your praise is appreciated. Take notes everyone else

[meridia-nunda]

meridia x nocturnal yuri, send post

shut up I hate her I don't love her I'm not in love shut up shut up shut up

[meridia-nunda]

O, Meridia, i fear that jyggalag has better crystals than you. His have an interesting structure to them, while yours is but an orb. How come you are getting outdone by such a loser?

you don't really mean that. take it back

[meridia-nunda]

Jyggalag is the better prince associated with a white crystal tbh

Jyggalag is a square, offered him skooma one night and he chickened out. You think he's cooler than me? Huh? Come back here. Tell me to my face he's cooler. He's never made out with another prince at one of my raves. He's a loser I tell you. Is this thing on? Hello?

[lemonsweet]

Any time a customer is telling me a story and I can't understand them/what they're talking about and I'm just nodding and agreeing and looking interested I think of this gif

[meridia-nunda]

Instructions unclear. I put the Skeleton Key in your temple and your beacon in the Nightingale Sanctum. Um. Help?

Oh fantastic! Now Nocturnal *has* to return my calls!

*ahem* I mean ohhhhhh great now I have to deal with that bitch that I hate... great....

[meridia-nunda]

Oh glorious Meridia, bright mother, patron of sword lesbians everywhere, and the only daedric prince with any sense...

I feel really sad right now. The world is scary and people are mean. Would you say something nice to me?

At last a mortal with some sense, addressing me with my full and proper title is refreshing. Fret not, my prized follower. The schemes of Molag Bal shall fail as they always do. You have my divine protection.

[meridia-nunda]

If someone somehow goes from undead to not-dead, do they redeem themselves in your view?

oh but of course, I welcome any who can undo such a curse. it's the unrepentant I have no patience for.

[otherwindow]

A Dark Souls-like game where the lore for a weapon gets less vague the more you upgrade it. Broken Blade: A brittle sword. You can’t seem to let it go. Unpolished Blade: A cherished weapon from ages past. Polished Blade: You remember something. Bride’s Blade: Your wife’s sword.

[otherwindow]

at first i wanted to make this funny but it just made me sad

[otherwindow]

[meridia-nunda]

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

[doggiewoggiez]

how long can struggling transfems survive off ebeg donations

another month

not even another week

Voting ended onMay 29, 2025

the answer is up to you...

im sorry to do this again. and i feel so scummy putting the poll there to grab attention. i know. i swear we're trying everything. our one sole employed roommate (who pays half the bills in our household of 4) has lost his job effective immediately. no matter how bad i think it has gotten, somehow it finds a way to get worse. we're struggling and we're struggling hard. we have plans to leave texas eventually if we can raise the money but that's secondary. right now we need to survive. we don't even have phone service so i can't even call to renew my hrt or anything because our phone bill lapsed last weekend. our internet could go out at any time, we haven't paid in a couple months. and in a week, rent and water and electric and stuff all over again.

everything is just slipping through our fingers. its all falling apart and it won't stop no matter what. it's killing us. im sorry. i hate asking constantly. its degrading and its embarassing and its at the wrong time when theres so many other people struggling too and everyone is broke and poor and needs help. but please. if anyone can help with anything. if theres anything you can do. please... heres my links. sorry again. even 5, 10 dollars helps. im sorry again. thank you.

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