Merlin Crub

 "MERLIN CRUB" = how I think it sounds when Maryland natives say Maryland crab. I think it's funny and great. It's also so so different than how a Midwesterner would say it. I also once thought someone said Merlin Ave. I'm Missouri born and bred, living in Washington, DC.

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Aw… poor Will.

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35 feels good. Don’t forget to wear a mask, stay 6ft apart and vote in November. #july3rdclub (at Washington D.C.) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCQ6sL9Btsi/?igshid=3875ujajpboq

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Learn, listen, donate, and get ready to vote. Then learn more, listen more, donate more and ACTUALLY VOTE. #joincampaignzero #legislativeaction #gotv #blackoutday2020 #gotv (at Washington D.C.) https://www.instagram.com/p/CA8fWxNhWCp/?igshid=3lp408zn9pop

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WE MET MY BOOK PREORDER GOAL! This means my book will officially publish this July! Thank you to everyone who supported the pre-order campaign! Keep your eyes out for your a Beta Reader invite! #thefundraiserbook #newdegreepress https://www.instagram.com/p/B_NkzG_BsA3/?igshid=v6hh70eudrb2

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More of you liked my last post than have pre-ordered my book! Only 19 days left to preorder! Link in bio. For quarantine entertainment, please enjoy a self-portrait from elementary school. #caboodle #thefundraiserbook #newdegreepress (at Washington D.C.) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-7U2Umhc_8/?igshid=1smge23hd10lz

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I WROTE A BOOK. (The Fundraiser) It’s about all things fundraising! I’m almost at my goal for pre-orders and I’m donating 5% to a local charity, so get on board! LINK IN BIO TO PRE-ORDER. . . . . . 📸 @hannahmalloyphoto #thefundraiserbook #youareafundraiser @newdegreepress https://www.instagram.com/p/B-kStKshvAu/?igshid=d1e8z7dx4qpu

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They got moves #jazzedtobeapepe (at New Orleans, Louisiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9eoMP4hwVT/?igshid=9yab8rnajh42

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Married #jazzedtobepepe (at New Orleans, Louisiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9ebW4ZBKCk/?igshid=18hfnaismw4f8

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Happy Valentine’s Day to this weirdo❤️ Here’s to as many smiles and as much laughter as that day we said I do by a waterfall. (at Hafnarfjörður) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8jmyZjh8tV/?igshid=ff50i3cjxw06

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Out here finding our light in Austin #lancruise20 #austin https://www.instagram.com/p/B8B3qHRh5ox/?igshid=nqp8larorynw

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Such a bro. #landcruise20 #austin (at Easy Tiger Bake Shop & Beer Garden) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8B2fhtBsdb/?igshid=qz919t06vqi7

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Thailand was great. Jet lag is real. Swings are awesome. #honeymoonvibes (at Kho Lanta, Krabi, Thailand) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6DlLIwhHhQ/?igshid=1xvhdl248letn

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Hugs for days ❤️❤️❤️ #merpatpartytime #dcwedding #hannahmalloyphotography (at Johnny's Half Shell) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4aZIP0hVzw/?igshid=hsyv32c9g10d

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Fight finished. Signs made. Feelings felt. ❤️⚾️ #octoberbaseball #gonats #washingtonnationals #worldseries2019 (at Washington, District of Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4YVXQ1BDwO/?igshid=1b6d2p3wqsz38

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We celebrated some big love this weekend ❤️ #merpatpartytime . . . . . . . . . 📸 @hannahmalloyphoto 💐 @littleacreflowers 👗 @floravere #flowergurl @clark_onthefly (at Washington, District of Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3TFlsJhLdf/?igshid=10u9qznw30v6p

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Slow clap for @hannahmalloyphoto and her photo skillz. Shout out to @andyoare and @cmsleaps for solid sunset rooftop access & vibes. . . . . . #dcweddingphotographer #engagementphotos #adamsmorgan #elopement (at Washington, District of Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2wYFyBhunx/?igshid=nuxjctj6an5a

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We eloped in Iceland! ❤️ . . . . . #Iceland #icelandelopement #hvalfjörður #waterfalls #merrellboots #married #elopement #love #photoproofs #morephotostocome 📸 credit @icelandweddingphoto (at Hvalfjörður) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1UjbEShbUx/?igshid=idn6uce5rm1o