MerlinsSexyBeard

Ain't no body got time for that.

[damespock]

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

[forever90s]

[coltre]

[somebodyorother15-deactivated20]

Just what I do to cheer up my caretaker! ❤️

[sad-eyes11]

Things I’m a slut for

Neck kisses

Spanks

Risky kisses in public places

Risky touches in public places

Choking

Dominance

Teasing

Thigh grabs

Hickey’s

Playful kisses

Possessive kisses and hugs

Passionate kisses and hugs

[batmansymbol]

by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist?

because that happened

[genderlesskarkat-deactivated201]

What the fuck

[sleek-black-wings]

Time travel.

[yokodere-deactivated20170518]

Or maybe its from 2069, when we’ve developed the technology to send data to the past. You sent yourself a blank message as a test but as the email address you used to send it doesnt exist yet, it came up as no sender

[selfishghoul]

I… what?

[ironchefskeleton]

OKAY KIDS, LET’S LEARN ABOUT THE UNIX EPOCH

So back in the early days of computers, when we were trying to build clocks to keep all our computers in sync, we tried a bunch of different ways to synchronize them in ways that both normal people could use and programmers could utilize.

We just tried saying “The current time is THIS date” and just storing that date as some text, but while that was easy for humans, it was a bunch of different numbers that worked together in funny ways and computers don’t play nice with a bunch of random, arbitrary rules.

Not much worked, until we realized that we needed a BASELINE to compare against, and a way to represent the current time that covers everybody. So we came up with Unix time, because Unix was the style at the time. Essentially, Unix time represents any given time by saying “How many seconds ago was 12:00 AM on January 1, 1970 in Iceland somewhere?”. Recent enough to keep the numbers relatively small, far enough that nothing computer-y would fall before it, and consistent enough that there’d be no discrepancy based on where you are.

So what happens when you see the date “December 31, 1969” on a buggy message like this is that the computer received a bunch of zeroes by mistake and went “Oh, this must be a message!” Then when it tried to interpret it, it got to the date, found a zero, and said “Zero seconds since the Unix Epoch? I’ll round down - this was sent at the last second of New Year’s Eve, 1969! They’ll be so happy to finally get their blank message.”

And then the computer traipsed off on its merry way, because computers are fucking ridiculous.

[appendingfic]

This is frankly more hilarious than the 1969 time traveler theory

[incorrectwarehouse13quotes]

What doesn’t kill us makes us stranger

Claudia Donovan, at some point (via incorrectwarehouse13quotes)

[jadedofmara]

First, I am not a snitch. Second, if you have this special connection, did you ever consider that maybe the Warehouse is trying to get your attention?

[nightingaleyes]

SHE SMELLS APPLES. SHE SMELLS APPLES.

[merlinnsbeards]

Claudia: You tried to fire me once?

Mrs. Frederic: No, no, no, no. I tried to fire you four times.

[jadedofmara]

make me choose itsvolcanoday asked: Claudia Donovan or Steve Jinks outoftimetraveler asked: Claudia Donovan or Kenzi Malikov

[mewiet]

Platonic female & male friendships that give me life:

Mary Morstan Watson & Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock)

Natasha Romanoff & Steve Rogers (Marvel Cinematic Universe)

Penelope Garcia & Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds)

Claudia Donovan & Steve Jinks (Warehouse 13)

[thefandomimagine]

Submitted by anonymous.

[shawngaryspencer]

[itwasmagic]

I’m leaving Midnight. (part 2/2)

[eggsaladstain]

i truly appreciate that midnight texas takes the time every episode to reiterate the fact that, on a show about a town built on top of a hellmouth which features a monster of the week, it’s still nazis who are the actual worst

[shearans]

my idol