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[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

two bros.. chillin in Antarctica… five feet apart ‘cause one of them might be The Thing

[officialmickrock-deactivated202]

I’m in love with the great British bake off

[thesoundofawesome]

This is my personal favorite(so far)

[ironswordandstarshield]

[sissyhiyah]

I must start watching this.

[ampervadasz]

Best game

[cloudfreed]

I LOVE this game because it’s like 7-8 people all participating in a game to entertain ONE big dog and that’s amazing

[areax]

Jed portrayed the shapeshifting alien taking the form of a Norwegian dog in John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982). Jed was half-wolf, half Canadian malamute, and according to Carpenter, was an excellent animal actor—after becoming familiar with the cast and crew, he would not look at the camera, crew, or dolly during scenes. Jed’s quiet manner perfectly reflected the alien’s unsettling nature. Jed would go on to act in a few other movies, and lived on his trainer Clint Rowe’s animal sanctuary until his death at age eighteen—quite old for a dog of his breed.

[narutwitter]

[glumshoe]

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

[glumshoe]

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

[norrington-hell]

[pleaseexorciseme]

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

[jackironsides]

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

[ryrosryhoe]

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

[bonepoem]

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

[jukebox-head]

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

[cryptiboy]

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

[wintersoldierfell]

What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.

Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.

And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.

Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.

[idareu2bme]

I reblogged this a million years ago, but I gotta reblog this every time I see this because 1. John Mulaney’s wife is an actual artist and 2. We aren’t just witnessing John Mulaney stand up to an outdated but famous comedian dude over his sexist joke, we are witnessing John Mulaney standing up to a famous comedian whom he has previously said he looked up to and would like to meet one day. Like… just… shit. I love John Mulaney.

[thenatsdorf]

Leaving a cup of water on the sidewalk. (via sincappop)

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

This is simply the best thing I have ever seen.

[sighinastorm]

There’s a tornado warning out (two, technically), so of course I went for a walk outside to see if I could spot it.  Never have I seen so many of my neighbors at one time, when there wasn’t a firework show or a picnic.

[sighinastorm]

[catchymemes]

Father uses sons’ drawings as inspiration for anime transformations

By: Thomas Romain (twitter | instagram | youtube | patreon)

[cosmickeyframe]

Wholesome and badass

[ambris]

The father’s artistic talent is clearly on display here, but I’m actually really impressed with this kid’s wild imagination. Many of his drawings are both conceptually unique and coherent.

[bigtitsandbiggertits]

The creativity of ones mind is limitless.

[yuricema-deactivated20230814]

Wow his son is super creative

[throwbackblr]

Oh, you better remember me like your life depends on it.

[catchymemes]

[ordinarywrongdoer-deactivated20]

*sees lady in red* god, she’s so adorable! i think I’m in love

*sees lady in black* oh shit, what a fuckin badass, I think I’m in love

[unclefather]

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

today i was talking to my therapist about being upset that my dad wanted a daughter and she told me 'your father is crying by a grave of his own making that has no corpse in it. you do not need to fill it for him and are not required to weep beside him' and I had to take a sip of water bc my mind stopped working for a moment

[gahdamnpunk]

She said “Gravity WHO?”

[viejospellejos]

Una auténtica Jedi

[ablaske]

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK

[bae-in-maine]

Holy shit.

[mycroftplayingoperation]

this show’s dialogue is iconic

[mermaidqueen]

If anyone hasn't seen this yet, you should. Get yourself access to Hulu and put it at the top of your to do list.