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no one can even enjoy The Character anymore on account of the exams
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ok back to posting cass ! next time ? who knows. (honestly made this as a ref for, erm , potential commission page)
the project hail mary universe is one of the only ones out there where orpheus turning around actually saved eurydice btw
This scene absolutely floored me. So much emotion in this moment. It's so beautiful!
and if i said put Abstract (Psychopomp) by Hozier behind that
hi so i actually need posts that talk about bruce wayne crying for the first time when he looks at earth from the watchtower. is this an original thought? i hope not— this man has dedicated his life to protecting humanity, just like clark and i need to see him sobbing over a selfie of the entire planet.
Had the realisation that with how badass and gothic Wayne Tower is in the movie,
that Thomas and Martha basically had to have been the Gomez and Morticia of Gotham. LIKE CMON
THAT'S THEIR BEDROOM. And considering Martha's whole backstory in this movie with the Arkhams, they were probably morbid and goth af
THEY HAD A PRIVATE TRAIN STATION BUILT UNDER THE TOWER !! THEY DESIGNED THAT !!
I bet Gotham was probably thrilled to have their own local house of dracula....
but of course, nobody could foreshadow bruce wayne, who’s autistic ass would spRAYPAINT THE BEAUTIFUL HARDWOOD FLOORS
Bruce Wayne outside of Batman
So I saw this:
Bruce Wayne could do a lot more to fight crime in Gotham City by funding youth programs with his immense wealth instead of dressing up like a bat and dishing out vigilante justice. (just-shower-thoughts)
And thought it would be a cool to research Bruce as a philanthropist and Wayne Enterprises as a business. You know, instead of applying to jobs or cleaning.
Basically all Bruce does all night and day is give to charity and help people.
The main organization he uses is the Wayne Foundation, an umbrella company for the Thomas Wayne Foundation and the Martha Wayne Foundation. TWF is for medicine/science and gives awards/money to research/researches, funds the Memorial Clinic in Park Row (ie Crime Alley) where Leslie Thompkins treats anyone and everyone who comes through her door (villains included), and dozens of other clinics around Gotham. The MWF is for the arts/urban revitalization of Gotham, families, and education. It runs orphanages (and built its own orphanage), creates and funds schools, preps teachers for learning disabilities, gives grants to artists, and sponsors Family Finders, which exists to reunite families. Also soo many soup kitchens. It is also the organization that gives money/scholarships to Gotham Academy. It maintains museums in Gotham, exhibits art and film festivals, as well as being a big sponsor of the theater scene.
The Wayne Foundation also funded Victims Inc, which aimed to help victims of violent crimes. Then there’s Neon Knights, which is started by Tamara Fox/Tim Drake and is funded by the Wayne Foundation. The organization basically is geared toward helping at-risk youth and.. former gang members/teenagers likely to join gangs/something about gangs, it’s been a while since I’ve read Red Robin. He also helps Selina Kyle get her own community center in the East End part of Gotham (ie Catwoman territory) using money she stole from Black Mask/a crime boss of Gotham.
And he rebuilt Gotham essentially through Wayne Enterprises after No Man’s Land, pushing Lex Luthor out of Gotham. After a huge earthquake demolishes the city, the Federal government declares Gotham a “no man’s land.” Gotham has a reputation for being a wasteland so they were mostly thinking “eh better off without it, let’s get all the good people out first tho” but a lot of people were left behind, including mostly minorities, homeless, orphaned, disabled, injured, poor, and convicted felons. They gov’t destroyed all the bridges/tunnels/roads that lead into Gotham and set up military blockades to ensure no one/no medical supplies/no food goes in or out (i always thought that was absurd until I saw the federal fumbles post-Katrina but I digress). During No Man’s Land, he worked together with Poison Ivy to feed the city and shelter various orphans.
Bruce lobbied Congress to end the No Man’s Land mandate and helped it eventually pass the Billion Dollar Build-up Federal Works Project which used the Wayne Enterprises, the Wayne Foundation, the US Army Engineers, LexCorp, and STAR Labs to rebuild. It also employs thousands of people in Gotham. Wayne Enterprises also started buying up buildings and forcing architects/engineers to “Earthquake proof” new builds so that they can survive an 8.5 Earthquake. Even before NML, all Wayne buildings (like Oracle’s watchtower) were Earthquake-proof. IN ADDITION, HE MADE SURE EVERY NEW BUILDING/REPAIRED OLD BUILDING WOULD BE MADE HANDICAP ACCESSIBLE (I bolded that because it gives me so many Oracle/Batman family friendship feels).
Bruce also always pays for property damage, especially to individual victims. Catwoman v2 #82 (2008):
He funds troops and the police force. During and after Dick Grayson’s stint as a Bludhaven Police Officer, the department—which was MASSIVELY underfunded—received huge amounts of top-of-the-line equipment, like high tech bullet proof vests and body armor to soldiers abroad. Also, in Black Mirror, the Foundation builds a high-tech, multimillion dollar forensic lab and donates it to the police force.
(sidenote, look how cute— Dick keeps pictures of Bruce, Alfred, and Babs in his locker!!!!)
Red Robin #04:
He also buys the Daily Planet, ie the pulitzer-prize winning newspaper that Lois Lane and Clark Kent work for. I can’t remember all the details but basically, the Planet is one of the few papers in Metropolis not owned by Lex Luthor and thus the only paper that’s printing critical stories of LexCorp and evil Lex/the guy who owns Metropolis. Lois negotiates ownership over to Perry and then Bruce buys it, working to keep the newspaper out of Luthor’s control/keep free press.
Wayne Foundation also funds superhero groups and superheroes like Young Justice, Teen Titans, Outsiders, the Birds of Prey (although Babs does some other things to secure funding too), and the Justice League. He bought much of the equipment Doctor Mid-Nite uses in the Justice Society of America. Then there’s Batman Incorporated, which runs all over the world, and Wayne Enterprises owns Holt Inc ie Michael Holt/Mister Terrific’s business (although you could argue that Holt Inc helps WE out, since the patents on Holt inventions like T-Spheres are extremely lucrative). He does a lot to take care of the families of superheroes, like setting up a college fund for Irey and Jai West (kids of the Flash, Wally West, and Linda Park-West), pays for Supergirl/Kara’s school/apartment/everything, sets up a trust fund for Stephanie Brown’s child which she gives away for adoption and Stephanie Brown’s whole operation as Batgirl/college tuition, arranges for the adoption of Helena Kyle (Selina’s daughter) as well as a trust fund, pays for Tim Drake’s stepmother’s medical care as well as funeral costs for his dad, gave Clark Kent/Lois Lane the apartment they live in as a wedding gift, and covers the medical expenses of various heroes, like Barbara Gordon/Oracle and Wendy Harris/Proxy. Not to mention he adopts/provides for Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, and Cassandra Cain. Bruce asked Lucius Fox to invest the money Dick Grayson’s parents left him upon their deaths. He turns it into a small fortune and Dick uses it to fund his life/operation as Nightwing initially.
(sidenote: Diana/Wonder Woman sent Wally’s twins ceremonial bracelets and a sword, omg)
He helps people to the point where it’s almost comical how much money he gives out and how readily he employs people, sometimes criticized for being over-simplistic and naive. He invests in random gang bangers, prostitutes, homeless communities, and low level criminals as well as high level criminals who are mostly just victims of their circumstances or show genuine desire to go straight. He carries a whole stack of Wayne Enterprise business cards in his Utility Belt and when he stumbles upon someone he can help, he gives them a card and a job. Most entry-level positions are given to people through Community Outreach programs and they don’t discriminate against ex-cons. Like, Ellie, who goes on to be a receptionist:
and here she is later, in Batman Incorporated, not only employed as a receptionist but being heroic herself:
Not to mention, it certainly PAYS to work for Wayne Enterprises. There’s a corporate scholarship program that covers full tuition for any employee of Wayne Enterprises. Any employee, meaning also entry-level mail room people, which is the specific instance from the comics I can think of.
He also sits on the Arkham Parole board, giving criminals like Harley Quinn a chance to be rehabilitated. In the new 52, he even moves Arkham into Wayne Manor (Arkham Academy— it’s actually a totally bananas concept but I haven’t read the issues yet to really know more).
Then there are the divisions of Wayne Enterprises, which include a healthcare system for Gotham citizens. Wayne Biotech is cutting edge in training people and developing vaccinations and cures for different diseases, like the fight against AIDS and HIV and reconstructive plastic surgery. Wayne Foods focuses on ethical food production, getting rid of additives. Wayne Steel develops technology for the US Navy and WayneYards does the same. Wayne Aerospace builds for NASA and the US military. Wayne Chemicals includes Wayne Oil and Wayne Botanical and search for petrochemicals and alternative fuel sources. They came up with a way to run power generators on algae. Wayne Industries, the main R&D branch, are looking for cleaner energy among many other things. Wayne Medical is more focused on treating illnesses as opposed to researching illnesses (which is what Wayne Biotech does) and maintains/runs hospitals in Gotham through the Thomas Wayne Foundation. Wayne Institute is a thinktank and recruits up-and-coming professionals to plan future development. Wayne Research Institute basically just does research on everything. Wayne Construction built a free railway system around Gotham in the midst of government corruption. Throughout all his business endeavors, Wayne Enterprises aims to practice business ethically, cutting ties with LexCorp when they did some weird robot killer thing and Dr. Pamela Isley (later Poison Ivy) when she wanted to create some toxin that would mind-control people.
I mean, even when Bruce Wayne was being impersonated (long story, read Heart of Hush), the most sinister thing Tommy Elliot did as Bruce Wayne was give away buttloads more money to charity.
sources: my own memory and comic book collection (Batman: Hush is a good one, uhh, Superman, Superman Wedding issue, Catwoman volume 2, Red Robin 04, Nightwing, Son of Batman, Detective Comics, Batman Incorporated, Robin, Batgirl, the Outsiders, Birds of Prey, Supergirl, Flash under Wally West.. okay, there are too many to list), x, x, x, x, x
Some more examples:
Batman (1940) #434: Jim Gordon calls the Wayne Foundation one of the finest charities in the whole country
Detective Comics #614: Bruce sponsors a class of underprivileged students. If they graduate high school, he will fully pay for their college.
The Batman Strikes #39: ‘Stop working for Black Mask and I will get you a legitimate job.
Batman (1940) #411: Fundraising and matching funds for free clinics
Batman (1940) #217: Establishes a specific branch of the Wayne Foundation to support families of victims of violent crime
Detective Comics #1017: Supports and supplies several orphanages
Okay why did we all know the I hate Barney song before internet access?
If you know the words sing it in the reblogs
The version I remember went something like this I think:
I hate you, you hate me
Let's get together and kill barney
With a great big bat and a bullet to the head
Let's all play cos barney's dead
Oh this one is really close to what I grew up with, we had:
I hate you, you hate me
Let’s all go and kill Barney
With a rope in a tree and a bullet to the head
Now Barney is so dead
i got
i hate you, you hate me,
lets all go and kill barney
with an rpg and a 4x4
no more purple dinosaur
is it not
i love you, you love me
lets go out and kill barney
with a big shotgun and barneys on the floor
no more purple dinosaur
idk man i heard this version in 3rd grade by some 4th graders
i think its sort of different for every1
oh thats cool. its probs diff depending on where you grew up bc wtf is an RPG and a 4x4 like isnt that a truck
rpg is a rocket locker i think, and a 4x4 is a car yeah,
how would you kill barney with those things?? are you gonna run over barney???
RPG is a weapon launcher, but where I’m from a 4x4 is a common type of wooden board so I assumed it meant you’re blowing him up or beating him to death
My dad just shared one of the versions he grew up with and I thought you'd appreciate it:
I hate you, you hate me
We hung Barney from a tree
A shot rang out
Now Barney's on the floor
No more purple dinosaur
the version i had was like
i hate you you hate me
let’s team up and kill barney
with one shot two shot three shot four
no more purple dinosaur
I love your art so so so much, your style is so good! if you're still taking requests, could you please do 80s era raven and donna?
thank you so much!! and ofc! hope i did them justice!
young Bruce Wayne i guess
HES FUCKING ADORABLE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BATMAN 🥳🦇
r/Advice How can I show my daughter I support her while also making it clear that I think her boyfriend's obsessive-compulsive disorder makes him a genetically superior heir to my evil empire, but also that she needs to kill him anyway because he keeps refusing to join me in wiping the human race from the face of the earth?
Basically what the title says. I (M892) started a small business when I was younger that grew over the years, and now I run an evil mercenary ecoterrorist organization with locations in multiple countries. Although my favourite daughter (F25) -- let's call her T -- is incredibly smart and has a business degree, I can't pass it down to her because she's a girl (and before anyone starts, I'm NOT sexist, my wife was a woman). My useless son (M??) won't be inheriting.
All this to say, I was happy to meet T's boyfriend B (M29), who I think would be the perfect heir. He's a genius, business-minded, and has a unique blend of complex PTSD and obsessive-compulsive disorder that would make him a fantastic cult leader. Even if my daughter wasn't female, T only has PTSD from being raised in a cult and watching her mother die as a child, not both parents, unlike B. He's American but I don't hold that against him.
Unfortunately, when I raised this offer to B, he got angry and refused, claiming that he "would never help me wipe out the human race" and "doesn't kill people" and that I "deserve to pay for my crimes against humanity." I know all young people say these sorts of things, but it was really hurtful to hear them from a young man I care more about than my own (admittedly ugly) son.
Obviously, B needs to die for this, but he's very good at avoiding my assassins and death squads. My best bet is having T get close enough to kill him, but she doesn't seem to want to. I understand she loves B, but he still needs to be killed off and maybe resurrected in such a way that his broken mind is more amenable to taking on the job.
How do I show T that I love and support her, and empathize with her feelings, but that her boyfriend needs to be assassinated and she's going to have to help me, unless she wants to be tortured in a magical hot spring like the one that killed her mother (again)?
Bruce Wayne: I think I really like Clark.
Barbara Gordon: I’m pretty sure he’s only into people with the initials L.L.
Bruce Wayne:
Lruce Layne:
Barbara: You’re really gonna change yourself for a man?
Lruce: You don’t understand, bro, he’s got a cousin!
Barbara Gordon:
Larbara Lordon:
Clark Kent: 😧😫
Kara Danvers: *barely resisting the urge to go over there and reveal that she and Clark were easedropping* Babygirl you don’t have to change yourself for me…
ooooooohh they loooove each otherrrr
16, 17, 18 and 22 for the ask game :3.
16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)
Bruce being afraid of relationships/commitment/breaking up with Clark for dumb reasons. The more I read his stories the more instances I meet of him falling for women he barely knows and going like "hmm should I abandon being Batman and be happy with her? For the first time I see a different future for myself... with her" x100. This man yearns for a romantic relationship. The one reason most of those dont work out is his devotion to being Batman and to Gotham, but if that's not a problem?.. between Clark and Bruce, one is infinitely more afraid of settling for fear of hurting their loved one, and it's not Bruce
17. there should be more of this type of fic/art
Baby Bruce.
18. it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on...
Baby Bruce.
22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores
Bruce's traumas/sad moments outside of losing his parents and children. Everyone is hyperfocused on the parents, because he himself is, but there is so much more. As a kid he got bullied, he barely had any friends, he rarely saw Thomas, he as a child saw Thomas perform surgery, he was abused in the boarding school, etc. As an adult, he was addicted, he was in a cult, he had been brainwashed/controlled many times, he was SAed, his back was broken, he was betrayed by his friends, etc etc. There is so much whump material with him, but fandom hyperfocuses on the deaths of his family. Which, yk, isn't a problem I just wish the other stuff wasn't ignored
Also. Baby Bruce.
sticky note doodle of my fave punkrocker
At the end of the day Bruce and Talia will always find their way back to each other, whether it be through official business, or their son, or Talia's 'Bruce needs help' spidey senses tingle, their chemistry is too strong for them to be in the same room and not actively care and show their love for each other.
rb for that last panel ohhh my god they look so happy