perfectly chaotic

26, professional ball of anxiety

[thepersonalquotes]

i be like “i don’t care” and then my chest starts hurting

[girasoles-y-sol-deactivated2025]

What do you mean I have to get to know someone and can't just skip to the part where we're hopelessly in love ??

[rylandsgrace]

#Queen

[derangedrhythms]

I am delighted by obscure passions, no matter how unusual.

T. Kingfisher, from 'What Moves the Dead'

[bisexualseraphim]

ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

[toastbutteregg]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

[werewolf-transgenderism]

guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism

[werewolf-transgenderism]

great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,670 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?

[kittens-jpg]

sparkle kitty

[bitchycode]

“as fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement

[theocseason4]

What do you think happened to Kate Middleton?

binge watching sopranos

[partywithponies]

"It's just a TV show" maybe to you. I absorbed it into my soul though.

[septemberkisses]

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

[snowsinterlude]

why does tom blyth always kisses women like he's starving i want him to kiss me like that too

[frawgs]

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fairycosmos]

is anyone else insane but its just a wednesday afternoon

[decencybedamned]

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

wanton: sexually immodest or promiscuous

wonton: a type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

[cleferi-moved-deactivated201403]

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

[sekahyyh]

GET OUT