Angel season one sentence meme ;
“Well I like the place. Not much with the view, but it has a certain Batcave air to it.”
“There’s not actually a cure for that.”
“Hey! You’re a vampire!”
“Ooh-ooh! [ name ] wears bras! She has girl parts!”
“Ah. Say no more. Evil’s still afoot. And I’m almost out of that nancy-boy hair gel that I like so much.”
“I’m still going to go celebrate with a drink down in the pub.”
“Am I intimidating? I mean, do I put people off?”
“Well, as vampires go, you’re pretty cuddly. Maybe you might want to think about mixing up the black-on-black a little, though.”
“I think my esophagus is melting.”
“What is stalking today like the third most popular sport among men?”
“You got me. I’m a pope.”
“Okay, am I wrong in thinking that a "please” and “thank you” is generally considered good form when requesting a dismemberment?“
"Boy, I’m scared. And excited. And consumed with dread. And glad you’re here.”
“All I could think about was, if this wimp saw a monster, he’d probably throw a shoe at it and run like a weasel. Turns out, the shoe part was giving him too much credit.”
“I think it, I say it. It’s my way.”
“One of us has been drinking, and I’m sorry to say it’s not me.”
“I would have chosen the pleasures of the flesh over duty and honor any day of the week. I just don’t have that strength.”
“The good fight, yeah? You never know until you’ve been tested. I get that now.”
“No rest for the wicked fighters. Through storm and rain. Heat. Famine. Deep, painful, gnawing hunger… I go.”
“I also packed along a Word Puzzle 3-D, if you have the nerve to take me on.”
“I really don’t like it when people shoot me.”
“Actually, in hell you tend to know a lot of the people.”
“Here’s the plan: We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face, see where it takes us.”
“Still, I mean, the quiet, reserved thing, don’t you think it makes me kind of I don’t know, cool?”
“Who knows what kind of corrosive effect your cooking may have on it?”
“No one could have said "demon poo” before I touched it?“
"Everyone gets corrupted. But I find some forms of corruption are more pleasant.”
“For your information, I lead a rich and varied social life.”
“Well, there’s a support group for everything in this town, I guess.”
“I’m way too big of a person to let something so petty get in the way of our friendship.”
“You can always tell when he’s happy. His scowl? A little less scowly.”
“We’ve only done one of the five basic torture groups. We’ve done blunt, but that still leaves sharp, hot, cold, and loud.”
“Not to go all schoolyard on you, but you hit me first.”
“I’m sorry. I can’t be in your club. I’ve never murdered anybody.”
“You should’ve tried to call us on your cell phone. You probably forgot you had it.”
“I want to know what it says about me, if there’s torrid romance in my future, massive wealth, if I have to I’ll settle for enviable fame.”
“I’m sick and tired of you blaming me for everything you can’t handle. You wanna be enemies? Try me!”
