I love this man

[pulchramfrenchman-blog]

Youre like the absolute nicest person and youre writing is really nice??? Like Im really glad I met you

I’m actually a terrible piece of garbage but i’m not gonna argue on my writing bc it’s the one thing I actually pride myself on so im?? thank :0 im really glad i met u too bro, ur the best sibling i have (and, as of now, the only one i have bc i have decided to disown my real life sister)

[shittyrpmemes]

anonymously send me something you like about my blog

[rpstarterandaskmemes]

Tease my muse about any crushes they have/you think they might have!

[unordiinary-deactivated20171001]

                luna lovegood & nearly all book quotes                 feel free to change pronouns and such to fit muses!

❝ i don’t know who you are. ❞

❝ wit beyond measure is a man’s greatest treasure. ❞

❝ i don’t like dancing very much. ❞

❝ that was funny! ❞

❝ baboons … backside! ❞ 

❝ i’ll have it back, thank you. ❞

❝ i’ll carry that, if you like. ❞

❝ you’re not going mad. i can see them, too. ❞

❝ i’ve been able to see them ever since my first day here. ❞

❝ you’re just as sane as i am! ❞

❝ he isn’t a very good teacher, is he? ❞

❝ we think he’s a bit of a joke in ravenclaw. ❞

❝ ____ has his own private army! ❞

❝ he’s got an army of heliopaths! ❞

❝ because you’re so narrow minded. you need to have everything shoved under your nose. ❞

❝ they’re great tall flaming creatures that gallop across the ground. ❞

❝ i’m supporting gryffindor! ❞

❝ it’s often infested with nargles. ❞

❝ i believe you fought him and escaped from him. ❞

❝ i expect all of these are letters from readers. ❞

❝ well, we’ll have to fly! ❞

❝ i thought we’d settled on that? ❞

❝ there are other ways of flying than with broomsticks. ❞

❝ i can hear them, too. ❞

❝ they were just lurking out of sight, that’s all, you heard them. ❞

❝  i don’t know what they hit him with, but he’s gone a bit funny. ❞

❝ i’ve lost some of my posessions. ❞

❝ i think they think i’m a bit odd. ❞

❝ they’ll come back. they always do in the end. ❞

❝ i think i’ll just go and have some pudding. ❞

❝ i enjoyed the meetings, too. it was like having friends! ❞

❝ people expect you to have cooler friends than us. ❞

❝ wrackspurt got you? ❞

❝ wrackspurts. they’re invisible. they float in through your ears and make your brain go fuzzy. ❞

❝ did you know one of your eyebrows is bright yellow? ❞

❝ he’s a vampire. ❞

❝ i went to the hospital wing to find you, but they said you’d left! ❞

❝ i’ve been told to give you this. ❞

❝ you’re making fun of me, aren’t you? ❞

❝ everyone says i was dreadful. ❞

❝ one of the gnomes actually bit me! ❞

❝ i didn’t want you to be caught. ❞

❝ you’ll need to stay still. ❞

❝ i’ll always remember what you did. ❞

❝ i’m going to miss you. ❞

❝ you won’t find it where you’re going, you’re wasting your time. ❞

❝ you listen to me right now! ❞

❝  it’s obvious, isn’t it? you have to talk to someone who’s dead. ❞

[vaememes]

✧ THE SWAN PRINCESS PROMPTS.

❝ Is beauty all that matters? ❞

❝ You’re all I ever wanted. You’re beautiful!  ❞

❝ What else is there? ❞

❝ I need to know that she/he loves me… ❞

❝ You’re being sneaky again, ______! ❞

❝ What sneaky? You deserve a nice bouquet! ❞

❝ You know I’m under a spell! ❞

❝ And you deserve a kiss. ❞

❝ Must make a vow of “everlasting love”.  ❞

❝ Will you love me? Until the day I die? ❞

❝ Don’t turn it into one of your beauty pageants! ❞

❝ Oh! No, no, no, no, no! It’s just a few friends… ❞

❝ I think I pulled a muscle. ❞

❝ I’m gonna die! I know it! ❞

❝ I’m on a mission with a lame turtle! ❞

❝ I-I feel so weak… I think… I’m… ❞

❝ The vow I made was for you! ❞

❝ There goes my reputation. ❞

❝ Is that a threat? ❞

❝ You’re the only one with the power.  ❞

❝ I have no friends. Only servants. ❞

❝ You have to make a vow of everlasting love…  ❞

❝ I’ll make it. I'ts all I’ve ever wanted. ❞

❝ The children seem to get along quite nicely. ❞

❝ We’ll join our lands if this arrangement clicks.  ❞

❝ I think we’ve got a deal! ❞

❝ It’s such good parenting… ❞

❝ Just make sure you’re here tomorrow night. ❞

❝ Please, mother… don’t do the lip thing.  ❞

❝ You’re not still thinking he’s/she’s alive? ❞

❝ You’ve looked everywhere.  ❞

❝ There you have it, everlasting love. ❞

❝ Great, fat. It’s large and has fur. ❞

❝ It’s not what it seems. It’s not what it seems. ❞

❝ Every night you ask the same question. ❞

❝ You know… you are really starting to bug me!  ❞

❝ I would think you’d be use to it by now. ❞

❝ Went and pledged your love to another, eh? ❞

❝ You have no power here.  ❞

❝ I made a vow, a vow of everlasting love. ❞

❝ You made a vow all right. A vow of everlasting… death. ❞

❝ I will never be yours, you creature. ❞

❝ If you want to stop me, you’ll have to kill me. ❞

❝ You see, you’ve forgotten one very important thing.  ❞

❝ Tomorrow night there is no moon. ❞

❝ Thought you could fool ______, did you? ❞

❝ You wouldn’t happen to know who this belongs to, would you? ❞

❝ You’ve come up with some dumb ideas. ❞

❝ What are you talking about? ❞ 

❝ And every night I give you the same answer… ❞

❝ Listen to me, ______. It’s not what it seems.   ❞

❝ Who did this? ❞

❝ It came so quickly.  ❞

❝ We - we were attacked. A great animal. ❞

❝ Oh, never mind, I know where he/she/they is.  ❞

❝ Working on the mystery of the Fat Animal. ❞

❝ The whole kingdom’s wrong!  ❞

❝ Animal’s never gonna give her up without a fight. ❞

❝ Think, you must see something other than beauty. ❞

❝ This is my idea… ❞

❝ Only if you defeat… me! ❞

❝ Don’t let her/him/them die! ❞

❝ When if all else fails just play dead. ❞

❝ I made the vow for her/him. Do you hear? ❞

❝ It’s awful, this humiliation. ❞

❝  I’m on a mission with a lame turtle! ❞

❝ It’s just a few friends… ❞

❝ I’m only a turtle. ❞ 

❝ I can only kiss the one I love. ❞

❝ You deserve a nice bouquet!  ❞ 

❝ Is beauty all that matters to you? ❞

❝ What? You’re all I ever wanted. You’re beautiful! ❞

❝ Once you steal something, you spend your whole life fighting to keep it.  ❞

❝ Whenever I have to do something in a hurry, I’ll always bring a turtle. ❞

❝ I have no friends. Only servants. And they call me “your highness”. ❞

[bellemortelle]

Closed Starter

[pulchramfrenchman-blog]

He seemed to be having a nightmare alongside the pained noises he made. His body is tense and rigid when she works to get the bullet out, and he goes limp when the bullet came out. his hand gently squeezing hers in return. He was fading in and out of consciousness, only having small blurbs of awakefulness and sleep.

He manages to catch a glimpse of the room before he slips back into unconsciousness, slipping into a fevered dream once more.

In reality, he was mumbling things in French such as "Ma mère, non, ne partez pas s'il vous plaît!". In his dream, he was having flashbacks to his younger years in France. How he was abandoned by his mother shortly after his father had died. Then he remembered what brought him to America. It was a diner party, though now the memories were unclear and fuzzy. He remembered hearing someone mutter "Colonies avoir démarrer révolution!", which he had said in real life while out of it.

After a few hours, his fever had improved and he woke up. He had vague memories of what had happened. He remembered getting shot, a home, a strange woman, and his dreams.

When he opens his eyes and sees the woman, he jumps up, falling off the bed from surprise. It takes him a second to regain himself and get back on the bed, looking at her, asking questions at rapidfire. It wasn't hard to realize who he was, a baby-faced French fighter named Lafayette ( He wished his name only had one part, it was hard to introduce himself sometimes because of his full name! )

--" Où suis-je? Qui êtes-vous? Comment suis-je arrivée? " he asks, momentarily forgetting the little English he actually knows

[messedupeso-blog]

                          So if you care to find me, look to the western sky!                           As someone told me lately,

                         “  Everyone deserves the chance to fly!  ”

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[dragonroleplaystarters]

Starters | Kidnapped

“Hey there, sleeping beauty. You been out for a while.” 

“Shut up, stop fucking screaming!” 

“Oh, you want to fight me? That’s cute.” 

“Come on, you can take a hit better than that, can’t you?” 

“Fuck, stay down, would you?” 

“Don’t squirm so much, you’re going to hurt yourself and piss me off.” 

“You’ve got five seconds to get down on the ground again, or I’ll shoot.” 

“You need both legs to run, why don’t I break one?” 

“See, if you’d cooperated, I wouldn’t have had to hurt you.” 

“Easy, sweetheart. The barrel of the gun is cold, isn’t it?” 

“Open your mouth before I choke you with the gag, instead.” 

“Can’t see a thing, can you?” 

“Well, look who finally came around. Don’t bother looking around, you have no idea where we are.” 

“Such a pretty face, it’d be a shame to mess it up.” 

“I think you look pretty cute with a bloody lip. Don’t make me do it again.” 

“I’m prepared to keep you as long as I need to. Until I get what I want, you’re mine.”

“Listen, I’m what stands between you and death, so I suggest you give me some fuckin’ respect.”

“No one’s gonna came save you.” 

“I’ve been watching you for a while. This was almost easy.” 

“What’s a pretty thing like you doing out here by yourself?”

[pulchramfrenchman-blog]

It’s 4 AM and I’m watching conspiracy theories and like,,, modern/reinarnated Laf as a conspiracy theorist tho

[angstmemes]

My muse has been having the same nightmare for weeks now and it’s taking it’s toll. Send me “You look exhausted.” for my muse’s response.

[vaememes]

° • ? ( QUESTION SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ What are you doing? ❜ ❛ Where are you going? ❜ ❛ Where are you taking me? ❜ ❛ How is that working out for you? ❜ ❛ Is everything okay? ❜ ❛ Why are you acting like this? ❜ ❛ You think I would lie to you? ❜ ❛ Are you telling the truth? ❜ ❛ Are you sure you want to do this? ❜ ❛ This is your bright idea of a plan? ❜ ❛ What else do you want me to do? ❜ ❛ What else can I do? ❜ ❛ What do you think I should do? ❜ ❛ What makes you think that? ❜ ❛ Who told you that? ❜ ❛ Who are you? ❜ ❛ Why are you here? ❜ ❛ Who invited you? ❜ ❛ How come you ever asked me? ❜ ❛ Did you really mean all those things you said? ❜ ❛ Why did you have to go? Why did you have to leave? ❜ ❛ Why is it so hard for you to see that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ What don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ Are you joking? ❜ ❛ Did I miss anything? ❜ ❛ You don’t remember? ❜ ❛ Did you really say all that stuff about me? ❜ ❛ Did you think I would forget? ❜ ❛ How can you sit there and say that? ❜ ❛ How do you even sleep at night? ❜ ❛ Are you coming or not? ❜ ❛ Am I the only one freaked out right now? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing or crying? ❜ ❛ Who did this to you? ❜ ❛ Did someone hurt you? ❜ ❛ Is it just me or are you, like, ignoring me? ❜ ❛ You want me to apologize for something you did? ❜ ❛ Are you going to kiss me or not? ❜ ❛ Aren’t you the one who said it though? ❜ ❛ So, you don’t like me like that? ❜ ❛ Where do we go from here? ❜ ❛ Are you being serious right now? ❜ ❛ How was I supposed to know that? ❜ ❛ Oh, is that a challenge? ❜ ❛ Are you flirting with me? ❜ ❛ Are you going to let me go now? ❜ ❛ Are we done now? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t just ask me? ❜ ❛ You’re going to believe them over me? ❜ ❛ How can possibly think that? ❜ ❛ Did you even miss me? ❜ ❛ Did anyone even notice that I was gone? ❜ ❛ Why do you go around and kiss everyone? ❜ ❛ Did you kill them? ❜ ❛ Who’s blood is that? Is that your blood? ❜ ❛ Do you think this is a game? ❜ ❛ Are you having doubts? ❜ ❛ Why haven’t you been at school/work? ❜ ❛ Is there something going on that you need to tell me? ❜ ❛ You said you wanted to talk? ❜ ❛ What am I supposed to do? ❜ ❛ What did you expect to happen? ❜ ❛ How long you think you can keep this act up? ❜ ❛ You don’t like me? Do you? Like in a more than a friend way? ❜ ❛ Is that what everyone is saying now? ❜ ❛ Who do I remind you of? ❜ ❛ Are you hungry? Want to go get something to et? ❜ ❛ Are you drunk? ❜ ❛ Are you lost? ❜ ❛ What’s so great about any of that anyway? ❜ ❛ Are you even listening to yourself? ❜ ❛ What are you going to do about it, huh? ❜ ❛ What are you staring at? ❜ ❛ What are you doing out here? ❜ ❛ Why did you call the police? ❜ ❛ Wait, do you hear that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you tell me anything? ❜ ❛ Hey, did you get me anything? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t you come over last night? ❜ ❛ What did you find out? ❜ ❛ Can I stay here for the night? ❜ ❛ Are you throwing rocks at my window? ❜ ❛ Are you crying? ❜ ❛ What are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Do you not understand the word no? ❜ ❛ Is that it? Is that all? ❜ ❛ Are you in some kind of trouble? ❜ ❛ Yeah, but, you have me. So why bother? ❜ ❛ What’s love got to do with it? ❜ ❛ This is where we kiss, right? ❜ ❛ Do you ever not just only think about yourself? ❜ ❛ Are going to leave me again? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong with that? ❜ ❛ Do you have anything you need to say to me? ❜ ❛ I think I’m going to puke. Is there a trash can in here? ❜ ❛ You really don’t know why I’m mad at you? ❜ ❛ Why do you treat me like I’m not important to you? ❜ ❛ Why are you telling me this? ❛ Are you ready? ❜ ❛ What’s with all the questions? ❜ ❛ I thought this is what you wanted? ❜ ❛ Where do you think you’re going with this? ❜ ❛ You’re just going to leave? ❜ ❛ Do you trust me? ❜ ❛ You love me? Or you think you love me? ❜ ❛ When will it ever stop? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’ll ever go away? ❜ ❛ What are you doing this weekend? ❜ ❛ You called for back up? ❜ ❛ What did I just witness? ❜ ❛ How do you cope when the one you love is with somebody else? ❜ ❛ Have you ever thought it? ❜ ❛ Are you wearing a wire? ❜ ❛ Is there something wrong? ❜ ❛ Is it something I said or something I did? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong? I thought that it was okay? ❜ ❛ Are you going to hold that against me forever? ❜ ❛ So, tell me, what else is new? ❜ ❛ You never actually cared, did you? ❜ ❛ You went to a party without me? ❜ ❛ Why wasn’t I invited? ❜ ❛ Do you think that’s a little fucked up? ❜ ❛ Oh, so you do speak? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’s really worth it in the end? ❜ ❛ How many more times do I have to tell you? ❜ ❛ You didn’t think that it would bother me? ❜

[bellemortelle]

Closed Starter

@pulchramfrenchman Let the suffering begin

It was likely close to midnight when Alice was readying for bed. Or at least, she was trying to. Anything she came close to accomplishing anything she broke down in tears. A messenger from one of the British outposts had delivered a message today, bearing final news of her elder brother: he had been hung as a spy, for treason against the crown. She had known it of course, all along, but that didn’t make the pain of confirming his loss any duller. If anything it made the pain worse, knowing she had come all this way for nothing. For now, she had taken up temporary residence in the small cabin he had been using as an in-between for traveling from the continental army to the British.

It was when she had finally wiped away the last of the tears that she heard the slight sound of someone walking in the woods nearby, muffled by the heavy rain that was pouring outside. Instinctively, she grabbed the loaded pistol she kept by her bed, and, hearing the sound again, louder this time, she put on her cloak and quietly stepped out the door. She walked a few yards into the woods before she saw a shape on the ground, and, not knowing what it was, approached it with great caution, pistol at the ready. When she was close, she realized it was a continental soldier, at least it appeared to be by the uniform. Hesitantly, she pushed the man’s shoulder with her foot, revealing his face. He couldn’t have been much older than she was. And his face was abnormally pale. But he was still breathing. Figuring that leaving him out in this weather would likely be a death sentence, she moved to grab him under his arms and drag him into the house.  

[pulchramfrenchman-blog]

The journey since France had not been an easy one for the young man. He had been tossed into the war and taught English by a fellow soldier. His first battle leading soldiers had not been easy, as everyone had different suggestions thinking they could do better (even though he's been trained in warfare from a young age. The only one he would listen to was, sadly, Charles Lee, who fought in a couple wars from before he was even a teenager. He didn't like or trust the man, but he had experience.)

Towards the end of the fight, Lafayette had been shot in his upper leg. He knew the longer he went without help, the higher the chance of infection and the higher chance he had to die. He quickly had placed another man in charge while he went to look for help, but soon got lost.

It took him several hours before he even spotted a house, and he hoped it wasn't the home of British soldiers or anyone loyal to the crown. He silently prayed, before he collapsed onto the ground, too weak to push himself off the ground.He groaned into the ground, his powdered wig now muddy and dirty, but that was the least of his concerns. The fall alone probably gave him a few cuts on his face and his ankle throbbed, but still, his main concern was with his leg.

It seemed like decades before someone came to him, and he was barely conscious when the other found him. He didn't make a sound, keping his eyes shut when he was rolled onto his side by someone's foot. His breathing was evening out as if he was slipping fully unconscious. He chewed his tongu to keep from making a pained noise when he was suddenly lifted off the ground, the world spining around him and the rain was dulled by a pounding feling in his head.

When the dry, warm air of the house hits him, a small smile finds its way onto his face, cracking his eyes open for only a second to see the area he was in before he fell fully unconscious, his body deeply relaxed. He looked filthy with mud, dirt, and blood on his uniform, but he could be in much worse shape, so he had to be thankful that he just wasn't dead yet.

[pulchramfrenchman-blog]

“You’re saying this was an accident?”

REACTION MEME: Bruised and Broken Version

He flinches when the rag wipes blood away from his busted lip, nodding at her question.

--“ Oui -- well, kind of. Charles Lee disrespected Washington, so I ... kind of attacked him without thinking. If you think I’m in bad shape, you should see him! ” he exclaims, proud of himself despite his busted lip and his eye being swollen shut, his nose looking close to an eggplant with some dried blood under it too.

--“ He should have kept his mouth shut. ”

[frommemetoyou]

REACTION MEME: Bruised and Broken Version

[sirenwaills-blog]

frommemetoyou:

“Woah, when did you get that?”

“Who did this to you?”

“How many time have I told you to be more careful?”

“You’re saying this was an accident?”

“What a shiner!”

“If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy.”

“I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!”

“Does it hurt when I touch it?”

“Let me kiss it better.”

“If you don’t rest, you won’t heal.”

“Another fight?”

“What happened to your face?”

“I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…”

“Let’s get you to bed.”

“Let’s get you to the hospital.”

“Why are you so calm about this?”

“You’re bleeding!”

“What are friends for, ey?”

“So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?”

“You need to look where you’re going.”

“I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious.”

“Do you want to tell me what really happened?”

“Don’t move! You’ll faint!”

“I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec.”

“You’re the clumsiest person I know.”

“I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this.”

“How could you be so careless?”

“I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”

“H-how many of them were there?”

[pulchramfrenchman-blog]

“Why is the room spinning?”

Illness/Sickness Sentence Starters

He has a look of concern spread on his face as soon as she says it. He places his hands on her shoulders, moving her to the couch and setting her down.

--“ Lie down, I’ll go make you some soup, ok? ” he asks, placing a kiss to her forehead, puling away almost instantly with a surprised look

--“ You’re burning up! ” he cries, biting his lip nervously

[memeartificer]

Said During D&D Starter Meme

Wine isn’t flammable enough. You need vodka or something.

Am I allowed to dance on her grave?

Look, I’m all for destroying things, but…

Are you still on the ceiling?

Are you /more/ or /less/ undead than [name]?

If you’re still alive by then, go ahead.

I will explain nothing. You must discover.

I know it was rude, okay?

I’m not happy about this, okay? I don’t like hurting people!

How many miles per hour is that?

There’s blood everywhere!

What’s a good song for this situation?

Will you seek revenge?

This is a family-friendly establishment, sir.

This is the third time you’ve run away over the course of this fight, if you’re keeping track.

That doesn’t count as a costume, it’s just a hat.

He’s all talk. He’s never actually killed you.

Wait, do you not have any money?

Well, maybe the demon has devoured multiple people.

He is not a scaredy cat.

None of us came here to fight a vampire.

What happened? Where are you?

Who did she get murdered by?

The vampire killed her, but not with his mouth.

You killed her! You set the fire she died in!

Doesn’t he know that tweets can be 140 characters?

Are there any other figures of authority?

This entire town wants to kill me, so I owe them nothing.

Wolves aren’t necessarily considered townsfolk. Can they vote?

Who do you report to?

These people don’t like us.

I don’t know what we can even do to help them.

That’s not my name and you know it.

This is by far the worst contract I have ever been on.

Now everybody wants to steal!

I’m not a thief, I’m a lady. And an arsonist.

It’s a bonfire.

Is the frog a good guy or a bad guy?

I feel like we’ve accomplished nothing.

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Illness/Sickness Sentence Starters

“Are you okay?”

“You are looking rather peaky there.”

“Was that you or did a goose with bronchitis flew in here?”

“You’re not looking too hot.”

“Woah! You almost fell over!”

“I think that has to be a record sneeze sequence.” 

“Are… are you allergic?”

“Are you sick or hungover? Your eyes are a little red.” 

“You’re very flushed- are you feeling well?” 

“You’ve been asleep for the past twelve hours and I got a little worried.” 

“You okay in there?”

“Uh, there’s a bucket to your left if you need it.” 

“I brought you some ginger ale and some soup!” 

“Here, I brought you another blanket.” 

“I’m not feeling all that great.”

“Why is the room spinning?”

“Are you cold or is it just me?”

“I think dinner’s not agreeing with me…”

“My head hurts.” 

“I can’t breathe.” 

“I am so clogged up I think I need a plunger to clear me out.” 

“Can you bring me another blanket please?”

“We’re out of tissues…”

“What kind of tea is it to help again?” 

“I think my head’s going to explode.”