Hermes

[EPIC RP blog] (pfp by @gigizets !! )

[messenger-god]

“Me? Sarcastic? Wow, I had no idea..”

(ooc under the cut)

hi y’all, this is mod, seth. I don’t really wanna tag my main here, so if you know it, you know lol

he/they for mod, he/him for hermes

no NSFW please (I’m a minor), flirting is okay, and a little angst is fine, but I’d rather this be a fun and silly blog :)

update: yeah I’m just doing what I want lol

[messenger-god]

Hey do you have a daughter? @samninja18

“Wonderful question, darling! The answer is at some point, I’m sure.”

[stay-chill-vibes]

REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

[tiresias-sees-all]

"I see... you not passing your exams"

[messenger-god]

“..Who are you talking to, darling?”

[reminders-of-rhodes]

“Atticus! Atticus, Atticus…how are you?”

-Hermes ( @messenger-god )

Oh I’m fine! Why?

[messenger-god]

“Mm, no reason. Just checking in, I suppose.”

[reminders-of-rhodes]

Well I don’t mind, what do you think of the prosthetic arm I got?

[messenger-god]

“Looks great, very tough!”

[reminders-of-rhodes]

Yeah? Kinda hard to fight now but it works

[messenger-god]

“Well, isn’t that to be expected, darling?”

[reminders-of-rhodes]

Yeah it’s just outside the usual i guess, and I’ve never had to do arm maintenance before

[messenger-god]

“It’s a change to your routine, I get the idea.”

[reminders-of-rhodes]

“Atticus! Atticus, Atticus…how are you?”

-Hermes ( @messenger-god )

Oh I’m fine! Why?

[messenger-god]

“Mm, no reason. Just checking in, I suppose.”

[reminders-of-rhodes]

Well I don’t mind, what do you think of the prosthetic arm I got?

[messenger-god]

“Looks great, very tough!”

[reminders-of-rhodes]

Yeah? Kinda hard to fight now but it works

[messenger-god]

“Well, isn’t that to be expected, darling?”

[reminders-of-rhodes]

“Atticus! Atticus, Atticus…how are you?”

-Hermes ( @messenger-god )

Oh I’m fine! Why?

[messenger-god]

“Mm, no reason. Just checking in, I suppose.”

[reminders-of-rhodes]

Well I don’t mind, what do you think of the prosthetic arm I got?

[messenger-god]

“Looks great, very tough!”

[reminders-of-rhodes]

“Atticus! Atticus, Atticus…how are you?”

-Hermes ( @messenger-god )

Oh I’m fine! Why?

[messenger-god]

“Mm, no reason. Just checking in, I suppose.”

[messenger-god]

[OOC post]

so nobody decided to tell me asks are off?? y’all 😭💀💀

[trans-girl-weird]

Reblog if you want random asks and you don't care what they're about

[tiresias-sees-all]

“Tiresias, darling, what have you been up to?”

-Hermes ( @messenger-god )

"Greetings, Hermes. It has been a while, has it not?"

[messenger-god]

“It has, that’s why I asked in the first place, dear.”

[tiresias-sees-all]

"Well I haven't been doing much. Not much that I can do in the underworld. Besides tell travellers their future, I suppose.

How about you, Hermes? Anything you'd like to tell me about?"

[messenger-god]

“No, not much, I’m afraid. There’s the usual deliveries here and there, and occasional visits, but that’s all.” *I shrug.*

[tiresias-sees-all]

*Tiresias nods.*

"Has Zeus been sending more apology letters to his wife again? I hear he had another affair with a mortal. So many demigods running around because of that man."

[messenger-god]

*I raise my eyebrows.* “Really, how have I not heard about this? Because to me, you see, that sounds just like him; making everyone’s jobs harder!” *I sigh.* “No, no apology letters. Not yet, anyway.”

“..Wait, wait how are you hearing about this?”

[tiresias-sees-all]

"I foresaw it."

[messenger-god]

“Ah, that’s-see you said you heard it, meaning someone told you. See why I was confused?”

[tiresias-sees-all]

*He shrugs* "It's almost the same thing."

[messenger-god]

“No, trust me it is not.” *I laugh.*

[tiresias-sees-all]

“Tiresias, darling, what have you been up to?”

-Hermes ( @messenger-god )

"Greetings, Hermes. It has been a while, has it not?"

[messenger-god]

“It has, that’s why I asked in the first place, dear.”

[tiresias-sees-all]

"Well I haven't been doing much. Not much that I can do in the underworld. Besides tell travellers their future, I suppose.

How about you, Hermes? Anything you'd like to tell me about?"

[messenger-god]

“No, not much, I’m afraid. There’s the usual deliveries here and there, and occasional visits, but that’s all.” *I shrug.*

[tiresias-sees-all]

*Tiresias nods.*

"Has Zeus been sending more apology letters to his wife again? I hear he had another affair with a mortal. So many demigods running around because of that man."

[messenger-god]

*I raise my eyebrows.* “Really, how have I not heard about this? Because to me, you see, that sounds just like him; making everyone’s jobs harder!” *I sigh.* “No, no apology letters. Not yet, anyway.”

“..Wait, wait how are you hearing about this?”

[tiresias-sees-all]

"I foresaw it."

[messenger-god]

“Ah, that’s-see you said you heard it, meaning someone told you. See why I was confused?”

[tiresias-sees-all]

“Tiresias, darling, what have you been up to?”

-Hermes ( @messenger-god )

"Greetings, Hermes. It has been a while, has it not?"

[messenger-god]

“It has, that’s why I asked in the first place, dear.”

[tiresias-sees-all]

"Well I haven't been doing much. Not much that I can do in the underworld. Besides tell travellers their future, I suppose.

How about you, Hermes? Anything you'd like to tell me about?"

[messenger-god]

“No, not much, I’m afraid. There’s the usual deliveries here and there, and occasional visits, but that’s all.” *I shrug.*

[tiresias-sees-all]

*Tiresias nods.*

"Has Zeus been sending more apology letters to his wife again? I hear he had another affair with a mortal. So many demigods running around because of that man."

[messenger-god]

*I raise my eyebrows.* “Really, how have I not heard about this? Because to me, you see, that sounds just like him; making everyone’s jobs harder!” *I sigh.* “No, no apology letters. Not yet, anyway.”

“..Wait, wait how are you hearing about this?”

[tiresias-sees-all]

“Tiresias, darling, what have you been up to?”

-Hermes ( @messenger-god )

"Greetings, Hermes. It has been a while, has it not?"

[messenger-god]

“It has, that’s why I asked in the first place, dear.”

[tiresias-sees-all]

"Well I haven't been doing much. Not much that I can do in the underworld. Besides tell travellers their future, I suppose.

How about you, Hermes? Anything you'd like to tell me about?"

[messenger-god]

“No, not much, I’m afraid. There’s the usual deliveries here and there, and occasional visits, but that’s all.” *I shrug.*

[tiresias-sees-all]

“Tiresias, darling, what have you been up to?”

-Hermes ( @messenger-god )

"Greetings, Hermes. It has been a while, has it not?"

[messenger-god]

“It has, that’s why I asked in the first place, dear.”

[live-inthe-madness]

“Ah! Dionysus, the man of the hour. So, let’s say I wanted wine…where would I find it, now?”

-Hermes ( @messenger-god )

"With me or in my wine cellar. Why do you require wine?"

[messenger-god]

“I wouldn’t say required, my dear. I just want it.”

[live-inthe-madness]

"Give me a good reason to give you any, hon"

[messenger-god]

“Come now, can’t a god just want something?”

[live-inthe-madness]

"You always have a reason, hon."

[messenger-god]

“What’s that supposed to mean, exactly? And- what difference could any ‘reason’ I have make?”

[live-inthe-madness]

"Will you be giving any to a mortal? Because if so, then the answer is no."

[messenger-god]

*I laugh.* “Please, why would I do that? That’s-..well, it’s not completely unreasonable I suppose..No. Shorter answer, no.”

[live-inthe-madness]

"In my defense, you gave Odysseus moly." He made a bottle of wine appear

[messenger-god]

“In my defense, he was going to fight Circe. A mortal. Versus Circe.”

*I take the bottle from him, and open it.*

[live-inthe-madness]

"Still, you gave Moly to a mortal! A mortal!"

[messenger-god]

“What’s the worst he could do with moly, lose it? I find that’s not a large cost, darling.”

*I take a drink from the bottle.*

[live-inthe-madness]

He sighed "Do you ever think before acting, brother?"

[messenger-god]

“Mm, depends. Sometimes an action doesn’t require that much thought, you just…know.” *I shrug.*

[live-inthe-madness]

"..right"

[messenger-god]

“What, you don’t ever see a mortal and know there’s…pshh, I don’t know, something missing?”

*I take another drink.*

[live-inthe-madness]

"What exactly does that mean?"

[messenger-god]

“Come on, you know what I mean, I know you do! You see someone, and you think ‘Something is supposed to be there,’ that’s what I mean!”

[live-inthe-madness]

"Cant say that I do know what you mean"

[messenger-god]

:(

[live-inthe-madness]

"Sorry brother"

[messenger-god]

“It’s alright, it’s alright.” *I sigh.* “I suppose we can’t all be interfering with mortal lives…”

[live-inthe-madness]

"We cannot"

[messenger-god]

“Yes, well…I believe it’s getting late, isn’t it? It’s been fun chatting and all, but I’ve got to go. Say hello to Poseidon for me, will you?”

[live-inthe-madness]

“Ah! Dionysus, the man of the hour. So, let’s say I wanted wine…where would I find it, now?”

-Hermes ( @messenger-god )

"With me or in my wine cellar. Why do you require wine?"

[messenger-god]

“I wouldn’t say required, my dear. I just want it.”

[live-inthe-madness]

"Give me a good reason to give you any, hon"

[messenger-god]

“Come now, can’t a god just want something?”

[live-inthe-madness]

"You always have a reason, hon."

[messenger-god]

“What’s that supposed to mean, exactly? And- what difference could any ‘reason’ I have make?”

[live-inthe-madness]

"Will you be giving any to a mortal? Because if so, then the answer is no."

[messenger-god]

*I laugh.* “Please, why would I do that? That’s-..well, it’s not completely unreasonable I suppose..No. Shorter answer, no.”

[live-inthe-madness]

"In my defense, you gave Odysseus moly." He made a bottle of wine appear

[messenger-god]

“In my defense, he was going to fight Circe. A mortal. Versus Circe.”

*I take the bottle from him, and open it.*

[live-inthe-madness]

"Still, you gave Moly to a mortal! A mortal!"

[messenger-god]

“What’s the worst he could do with moly, lose it? I find that’s not a large cost, darling.”

*I take a drink from the bottle.*

[live-inthe-madness]

He sighed "Do you ever think before acting, brother?"

[messenger-god]

“Mm, depends. Sometimes an action doesn’t require that much thought, you just…know.” *I shrug.*

[live-inthe-madness]

"..right"

[messenger-god]

“What, you don’t ever see a mortal and know there’s…pshh, I don’t know, something missing?”

*I take another drink.*

[live-inthe-madness]

"What exactly does that mean?"

[messenger-god]

“Come on, you know what I mean, I know you do! You see someone, and you think ‘Something is supposed to be there,’ that’s what I mean!”

[live-inthe-madness]

"Cant say that I do know what you mean"

[messenger-god]

:(

[live-inthe-madness]

"Sorry brother"

[messenger-god]

“It’s alright, it’s alright.” *I sigh.* “I suppose we can’t all be interfering with mortal lives…”