“Me? Sarcastic? Wow, I had no idea..”
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@messenger-god
“Me? Sarcastic? Wow, I had no idea..”
(ooc under the cut)
Hey do you have a daughter? @samninja18
“Wonderful question, darling! The answer is at some point, I’m sure.”
REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.
"I see... you not passing your exams"
“..Who are you talking to, darling?”
“Atticus! Atticus, Atticus…how are you?”
-Hermes ( @messenger-god )
Oh I’m fine! Why?
“Mm, no reason. Just checking in, I suppose.”
Well I don’t mind, what do you think of the prosthetic arm I got?
“Looks great, very tough!”
Yeah? Kinda hard to fight now but it works
“Well, isn’t that to be expected, darling?”
Yeah it’s just outside the usual i guess, and I’ve never had to do arm maintenance before
“It’s a change to your routine, I get the idea.”
“Atticus! Atticus, Atticus…how are you?”
-Hermes ( @messenger-god )
Oh I’m fine! Why?
“Mm, no reason. Just checking in, I suppose.”
Well I don’t mind, what do you think of the prosthetic arm I got?
“Looks great, very tough!”
Yeah? Kinda hard to fight now but it works
“Well, isn’t that to be expected, darling?”
“Atticus! Atticus, Atticus…how are you?”
-Hermes ( @messenger-god )
Oh I’m fine! Why?
“Mm, no reason. Just checking in, I suppose.”
Well I don’t mind, what do you think of the prosthetic arm I got?
“Looks great, very tough!”
“Atticus! Atticus, Atticus…how are you?”
-Hermes ( @messenger-god )
Oh I’m fine! Why?
“Mm, no reason. Just checking in, I suppose.”
[OOC post]
so nobody decided to tell me asks are off?? y’all 😭💀💀
Reblog if you want random asks and you don't care what they're about
“Tiresias, darling, what have you been up to?”
-Hermes ( @messenger-god )
"Greetings, Hermes. It has been a while, has it not?"
“It has, that’s why I asked in the first place, dear.”
"Well I haven't been doing much. Not much that I can do in the underworld. Besides tell travellers their future, I suppose.
How about you, Hermes? Anything you'd like to tell me about?"
“No, not much, I’m afraid. There’s the usual deliveries here and there, and occasional visits, but that’s all.” *I shrug.*
*Tiresias nods.*
"Has Zeus been sending more apology letters to his wife again? I hear he had another affair with a mortal. So many demigods running around because of that man."
*I raise my eyebrows.* “Really, how have I not heard about this? Because to me, you see, that sounds just like him; making everyone’s jobs harder!” *I sigh.* “No, no apology letters. Not yet, anyway.”
“..Wait, wait how are you hearing about this?”
"I foresaw it."
“Ah, that’s-see you said you heard it, meaning someone told you. See why I was confused?”
*He shrugs* "It's almost the same thing."
“No, trust me it is not.” *I laugh.*
“Tiresias, darling, what have you been up to?”
-Hermes ( @messenger-god )
"Greetings, Hermes. It has been a while, has it not?"
“It has, that’s why I asked in the first place, dear.”
"Well I haven't been doing much. Not much that I can do in the underworld. Besides tell travellers their future, I suppose.
How about you, Hermes? Anything you'd like to tell me about?"
“No, not much, I’m afraid. There’s the usual deliveries here and there, and occasional visits, but that’s all.” *I shrug.*
*Tiresias nods.*
"Has Zeus been sending more apology letters to his wife again? I hear he had another affair with a mortal. So many demigods running around because of that man."
*I raise my eyebrows.* “Really, how have I not heard about this? Because to me, you see, that sounds just like him; making everyone’s jobs harder!” *I sigh.* “No, no apology letters. Not yet, anyway.”
“..Wait, wait how are you hearing about this?”
"I foresaw it."
“Ah, that’s-see you said you heard it, meaning someone told you. See why I was confused?”
“Tiresias, darling, what have you been up to?”
-Hermes ( @messenger-god )
"Greetings, Hermes. It has been a while, has it not?"
“It has, that’s why I asked in the first place, dear.”
"Well I haven't been doing much. Not much that I can do in the underworld. Besides tell travellers their future, I suppose.
How about you, Hermes? Anything you'd like to tell me about?"
“No, not much, I’m afraid. There’s the usual deliveries here and there, and occasional visits, but that’s all.” *I shrug.*
*Tiresias nods.*
"Has Zeus been sending more apology letters to his wife again? I hear he had another affair with a mortal. So many demigods running around because of that man."
*I raise my eyebrows.* “Really, how have I not heard about this? Because to me, you see, that sounds just like him; making everyone’s jobs harder!” *I sigh.* “No, no apology letters. Not yet, anyway.”
“..Wait, wait how are you hearing about this?”
“Tiresias, darling, what have you been up to?”
-Hermes ( @messenger-god )
"Greetings, Hermes. It has been a while, has it not?"
“It has, that’s why I asked in the first place, dear.”
"Well I haven't been doing much. Not much that I can do in the underworld. Besides tell travellers their future, I suppose.
How about you, Hermes? Anything you'd like to tell me about?"
“No, not much, I’m afraid. There’s the usual deliveries here and there, and occasional visits, but that’s all.” *I shrug.*
“Tiresias, darling, what have you been up to?”
-Hermes ( @messenger-god )
"Greetings, Hermes. It has been a while, has it not?"
“It has, that’s why I asked in the first place, dear.”
“Ah! Dionysus, the man of the hour. So, let’s say I wanted wine…where would I find it, now?”
-Hermes ( @messenger-god )
"With me or in my wine cellar. Why do you require wine?"
“I wouldn’t say required, my dear. I just want it.”
"Give me a good reason to give you any, hon"
“Come now, can’t a god just want something?”
"You always have a reason, hon."
“What’s that supposed to mean, exactly? And- what difference could any ‘reason’ I have make?”
"Will you be giving any to a mortal? Because if so, then the answer is no."
*I laugh.* “Please, why would I do that? That’s-..well, it’s not completely unreasonable I suppose..No. Shorter answer, no.”
"In my defense, you gave Odysseus moly." He made a bottle of wine appear
“In my defense, he was going to fight Circe. A mortal. Versus Circe.”
*I take the bottle from him, and open it.*
"Still, you gave Moly to a mortal! A mortal!"
“What’s the worst he could do with moly, lose it? I find that’s not a large cost, darling.”
*I take a drink from the bottle.*
He sighed "Do you ever think before acting, brother?"
“Mm, depends. Sometimes an action doesn’t require that much thought, you just…know.” *I shrug.*
"..right"
“What, you don’t ever see a mortal and know there’s…pshh, I don’t know, something missing?”
*I take another drink.*
"What exactly does that mean?"
“Come on, you know what I mean, I know you do! You see someone, and you think ‘Something is supposed to be there,’ that’s what I mean!”
"Cant say that I do know what you mean"
"Sorry brother"
“It’s alright, it’s alright.” *I sigh.* “I suppose we can’t all be interfering with mortal lives…”
"We cannot"
“Yes, well…I believe it’s getting late, isn’t it? It’s been fun chatting and all, but I’ve got to go. Say hello to Poseidon for me, will you?”
“Ah! Dionysus, the man of the hour. So, let’s say I wanted wine…where would I find it, now?”
-Hermes ( @messenger-god )
"With me or in my wine cellar. Why do you require wine?"
“I wouldn’t say required, my dear. I just want it.”
"Give me a good reason to give you any, hon"
“Come now, can’t a god just want something?”
"You always have a reason, hon."
“What’s that supposed to mean, exactly? And- what difference could any ‘reason’ I have make?”
"Will you be giving any to a mortal? Because if so, then the answer is no."
*I laugh.* “Please, why would I do that? That’s-..well, it’s not completely unreasonable I suppose..No. Shorter answer, no.”
"In my defense, you gave Odysseus moly." He made a bottle of wine appear
“In my defense, he was going to fight Circe. A mortal. Versus Circe.”
*I take the bottle from him, and open it.*
"Still, you gave Moly to a mortal! A mortal!"
“What’s the worst he could do with moly, lose it? I find that’s not a large cost, darling.”
*I take a drink from the bottle.*
He sighed "Do you ever think before acting, brother?"
“Mm, depends. Sometimes an action doesn’t require that much thought, you just…know.” *I shrug.*
"..right"
“What, you don’t ever see a mortal and know there’s…pshh, I don’t know, something missing?”
*I take another drink.*
"What exactly does that mean?"
“Come on, you know what I mean, I know you do! You see someone, and you think ‘Something is supposed to be there,’ that’s what I mean!”
"Cant say that I do know what you mean"
"Sorry brother"
“It’s alright, it’s alright.” *I sigh.* “I suppose we can’t all be interfering with mortal lives…”