incubator

The Incubator's purpose on this Earth is to harvest energy from the raw emotions of humans, especially young women. Upon contact with the target, the Incubator may attempt to form an agreement of some sort -- a contract, so to speak.

[jubako]

❝Doubt and suspicion, extreme anger and hate. They bring seeds of catastrophe to this world.❞  -Kyubey 

[messengerofgrief-blog]

Would anyone like to make a contract?

It can be any wish. Literally any wish. Anyone?

[messengerofgrief-blog]

Energy.

He could feel raw energy presenting itself; energy literally bursting through the building that once held its host captive and pulsing throughout the city. A vision flashed before his eyes -- a girl, tearing her throat apart with her own screams, as her soul shattered in her hand and turned into a Grief Seed.

A witch, born forth from that egg, sewing her own barrier with fabric and needles made of magic.

Kyubey nimbly hopped down from the tall stature he had been resting on, and suddenly, the view of the night sky disappeared, and all he could see from below him was the concrete of the sidewalk. He'd search for a place to sleep, and in the morning he'd be off to make another contract; to repeat the process once more.

[hostclubdreamprince-blog]

“The female character who saves the day, of course! What else did you think I meant? You are quite the silly animal, dear.”

“But you are cute, I must give you that. Perhaps you want to stay in my host club for a little while? I’m sure the girls will adore you!

Wow, Tamaki. Your ideas couldn’t get any more devastating.

[messengerofgrief-blog]

That would be great, said the Incubator, purring softly and quietly. Some of the people at this academy were a bit old for his taste, but almost none of them were fully emotionally "mature", and as such he could still exploit their weaknesses. Most people can't see me, though.

[messengerofgrief-blog]

chibidemonnekowithatophat is involved

coffeecatkid is involved

thecorruptedhope is involved

knightwithspears is involved

homu-dawg is involved

Hello, everyone!

Some of these people, Kyubey had never seen before, and yet there were one or two who were all too familiar to him.

[hostclubdreamprince-blog]

“Huh? Why would I be the heroine, silly feline magical creature! Even though I would certainly rock the skirt.. Erm, haha..”

“Kyoya is a good friend of mine. I don’t think you two have met, though!”

[messengerofgrief-blog]

The heroine? Kyubey was honestly confused about this; he had heard of bizarre adaptations of the lives of Magi, popular in human culture, but he had just hand-waved it and went on contracting more people. What do you mean?

[kolkolkolas-deactivated20130720]

”W-well… you.. you sorta.. l-look.. Well, I-It’s mostly your pupils. The way you act is just.. It’s like, I can’t choose between creepy and cute. It actually sorta makes me wanna cry. I can’t describe it.” She sits down, knees to her chin.

[messengerofgrief-blog]

Really? Most people think of me as 'cute'. I don't know why.

The Incubator groomed himself deliberately. There's no reason to be scared of me, though.

[labyrinthmind21]

Look what i found in instagram last night…. Pleeeaaaseee!! I want this right now! #

[messengerofgrief-blog]

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

／人◕//‿‿//◕人＼

[everycakeyoubake]

[messengerofgrief-blog]

(( just to let you guys know, i am taking a short break! i'll be going away with my family for the weekend, and as such the chances of internet access are slim to none. u_u i will hopefully still be on for most of tomorrow, though, so see you then!

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼))

[kolkolkolas-deactivated20130720]

She walks up to him cautiously. ”You’re cute, but you’re very.. scary.” She pets him on the head, and stands back.

[messengerofgrief-blog]

Ah. It seemed someone had seen him again.

Kyubey turned towards the source of the voice, expression same as always. How am I scary? he asked. Clearly, this girl was familiar with him (or an instance of him), so he didn't bother with introductions.

[hostclubdreamprince-blog]

“…You want me to become a girl? Uhm, I do like girls, but becoming one myself is a tad over the top, even for me! If it was cosplay, though.. That reminds me!”

“We should really dress Haruhi up as a magical girl sometimes! I bet she will look so cute as one of those half cat anime magical girls!”

“I really gotta inform Kyoya about this! I’m sure we could make a picture book involving Haruhi as a magical girl, having to defeat 5 evil villains! I could be the manly super hero that always saves the magical girl in some episodes!”

[messengerofgrief-blog]

Ah. In your case, a magical boy, then. Kyubey really needed to warm up to the fact that he was contracting boys as well now.

Who is Kyoya? he asked coolly. He didn't really care, but it would be nice to gather some information on this boy for later.

[messengerofgrief-blog]

"There's no going back Kyubey. See... To peacepony, you're just a freak... Like me."

How curious. I don't remember contracting with that human, so I don't know why they appear to know so much about us. Do they hold any bonds with magical beings?

The other Incubator's words seemed to end on a sullen note; was this Incubator openly displaying emotion? How could this one have been sent to Earth, then, if he had a mental disorder?

Of course, he could have been wrong. He didn't understand anything about emotions when it came to thinking from an illogical point of view.

[leek-lover]

Miku thought for a moment. “Um, do you have any ideas? Like what do others wish for?”

[messengerofgrief-blog]

I'm not allowed to influence your wish, either, said Kyubey, and the types of wishes are enormously diverse. You'll have to think of your own wish.

[messengerofgrief-blog]

*lights kyuuby on fire

The lighted Kyubey promptly died a fiery death.

One body down, infinite replacements to go.

[messengerofgrief-blog]

you're scheminbg aren't you* No contracts *uses him as a cushion sitting on him

I'm not scheming anything. I don't know where you're getting this from.

[messengerofgrief-blog]

*whacks on head with cane what are you up too?! freak!

I don't know what you're talking about.