𝐒𝐞𝐚, 𝐒𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐌𝐞.

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[7975348473]

remus would totally be one of those awkward millenials that are forced to learn modern day text-slang and completely butcher it's use or pronunciation. my guy started saying "lol" out loud when he first learned what it meant and read "wdym" as wuhduhyuhmuh

the first time one of his students yelled "FAAHHH" in his classroom he full body flinched back against his desk (the kids never let him live it down)

sirius finds this equal parts hilarious and endearing

[marymacdonaldkinnie]

obliviated Mary who became the sweet old lady that volunteers at a soup kitchen and calls everyone "darling" or "love"

theres this weird guy with scars who comes to the soup kitchen every month or so. He always looks at Mary with such sadness in his eyes. One day the weird guy brought along a child with the biggest green eyes. Weird, Mary could have sworn she knew those eyes from somewhere.

this was badly written but wtv u get the point

[messerprongsie]

fuck no im going to cry

[syemoria]

my pookies.

[messerprongsie]

in sirius need of a walburga-centered fic where she felt guilty while punishing her sons, and i need a reason why she acted like that.

[istillwishforyouateleveneleven]

Remus, on the phone: Guys, where are you? This place is fancy and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with.

[messerprongsie]

this is just my kampoeng ass honestly

[istillwishforyouateleveneleven]

Remus, on the phone: Guys, where are you? This place is fancy and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with.

[alwaystightrope]

sirius with jegulus

[brobotomy48]

Remus would have a regular map of Hogwarts on a bulletin board and point (with the pointing stick) where the marauders are gonna go and where to escape during their new prank (that Remus came up with ofc)

[7975348473]

my boy is sitting there with glasses on and smacking the board hard with the pointy stick. trust this is where he got the Professor Lupin training and Sirius is ridiculously aroused by the whole thing. He gets distracted every 2 seconds and constantly needs james or peter to explain again because ohmygodmoonypleasesteponme

[messerprongsie]

UGH TOO CUTE

[brobotomy48]

Remus would have a regular map of Hogwarts on a bulletin board and point (with the pointing stick) where the marauders are gonna go and where to escape during their new prank (that Remus came up with ofc)

[7975348473]

my boy is sitting there with glasses on and smacking the board hard with the pointy stick. trust this is where he got the Professor Lupin training and Sirius is ridiculously aroused by the whole thing. He gets distracted every 2 seconds and constantly needs james or peter to explain again because ohmygodmoonypleasesteponme

[biconinwaiting]

“Jegulus or jily?” Ummmm the trigger

[messerprongsie]

my first time reading jily where lily died. oh shit fuck fuck fuck fuck forget the jegulus vs jily, focus on my man james instead he needs us

[adduptosomething]

regulus who fell first and fast and yearns deeply and quietly YUM

[biconinwaiting]

I honestly think it’s a minor crime to truly ship either side of Wolfstar with anyone else BUT that being said

YES James had a little crush on Remus in third year. So what. YES they kissed on the mouth once and it was both of their firsts. So what

YES Sirius and James made out for attention one time. Yes they say it felt wrong but YES would do it again if the moment arose

YES maybe Remus and Peter kissed to add to the drama. YES it was totally optional

YES Peter thought he might like James before he realized it was just admiration

YES Sirius and Peter kissed under the mistletoe one time just for shits and giggles and both dramatically wiped their mouths afterwards

So what

[ollieisgone]

I love wolfstar

[emberemberhearts]

wolfstar low key fucked everywhere at hogwarts and now professor lupin cant go anywhere because The Memories 😭😭

[emberemberhearts]

wolfstar who drive around town in remus’ beat up truck and get ice cream from mcdonalds and kiss in the back seat with david bowie on the radio

[m1dnightdancer]

idk but this is sirius when remus slightly jokes about dying