KATSUP BLAST!!

◇ Luma or Zag 🐎 20 ◇ not an mpreg blog i promise ◇ favourite fish: giant oarfish ◇ pronouns: whatever/im an (aspiring butch) lesbian ◇

[metalgearsolidmpreg]

[ilovecoelacanths]

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

[sarahmackattack]

Hell yeah

[soychronicprocrastinator]

He’s in the right for that this is so cool

[ixjj]

[zonknuckle-deactivated20260205]

Glad to 🅱e with you 🅱oss

[inkclawisdead]

I'm going fuckin feral I need someone to draw Big Boss wearing a chocobo kigurumi

this one specifically I'd do just about anything pleeeeeeeeaaaaase give my beloved lad a chocobo kigu pretty please :3

[bootlicker42069]

I dont know jack about final fantasy but ill be damned if i miss an opportunity to draw big boss in a silly outfit

Reminds me of mgsv chicken hat

[zzoupz]

quick take on rocktiz aka my attempt to make him as alien as possible i should just stick to regular rocky lol

[boyslovevisualnovel]

Tenma Burger Tuesday

[goobersplat]

2000s Hamtaro Sticker Sheet. Transparent version of this post

[musteilss]

Five hundred cigarettes

[sharkfiinn]

go white boy go

[sharkfiinn]

[aaaaaarchive]

[goldensunset]

[stupid-twink-girl]

sinkdog

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[ivoryoivorei]

When Burgor 🇺🇸

[icarianarts]

the gamer misogyny towards healers as a class in mmorpgs is insane

[icarianarts]

the gamer misogyny towards healers as a class in mmorpgs is insane