[ryebreadgf]

this is insane?

[hunter-rodrigez]

[podencos]

I’m too lazy for dating. Why can’t someone materialize out of nowhere and agree that we should spend the rest of our lives together

[guerrillatech]

[senruthmartinsbob]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[last-level-in-druid]

[video description: person on camera inhales on the party blower, not making any noise and simulating taking a drag off a cigarette. Then exhales as someone off-camera blows into their own party blower, making the sound. Person on camera loses their shit and everyone laughs. End description]

[steamandsequins-deactivated2020]

ice water is so fucking good

[steamandsequins-deactivated2020]

not only is it refreshing but once you’re finished you can either chew on the ice or let it melt and then you have more water… choose your own adventure

[sixpenceee]

A microscopic image of a brain cell (left) and a simulated image of the known universe (right) | source

[macgyvershe]

As I am, So is the Universe

[itsallinm3]

I love how it’s only embarassing if you’re embarrassed

[nous-portons]

He’s having a main character moment

[ovur]

People in the 70s would wake up and be like I need to go hitchhiking right now

[americandreambarbie]

mfs be like good morning susan! another serial killer in the paper today, so not groovy! welp, time for our daily car ride with stranger !

[ayeforscotland]

Scotland’s Gritters are back out with some amazing new names.

[ayeforscotland]

Here’s the full list!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[saccharinescorpion]

Animal Crossing villager, swaying gently side to side on a beach: bwa bwee bwa bwee bwa boh ^o^ bwa bwee bwa bwee bweh bwa :) 

me:

[rite-of-darkness-deactivated201]

when you listen to music from the 70s and 80s

[clusterb-itch]

[lezbianz]

there are so many well-written and in-depth arguments against for-profit healthcare and literally none of them are as good as this one youtube comment

[memewhore]

[scarlettbabey]

It translates to “we’re looking for you” and I don’t feel comfortable