september 30th vs october 1st
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Cosmic Funnies
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Today's Document
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i don't do bad sauce passes
Keni

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september 30th vs october 1st
Fun Facts About Honey
- Honey is mostly sugar (WoW!) it is 80% sugar and 20% water (double WoW!)
- There are over 20,000 species of bees, but only 4 make HONEY
-Honey is the ONLY food that contains all the substances you need to survive (Including WATER)
-Children under the age of 1 should not eat honey… why? because sometimes it contains bad stuff called botulism and can cause them to get botulism poisoning (that sucks, even infants should taste the deliciousness that is honey)
-Honey will crystallize under optimum temperatures (this has a lot to do with how you store it)
-Bees produce honey to eat during the winter when there are no flowers and no nectar for them.
-A honeybee would only need an ounce of honey to be able to fuel a flight around the world (this makes for a very cultural bee!)
-A typical beehive can make up to 400 pounds of honey a year! (Wowza!)
This reads like it was written by a bee and I’m 100% here for it
This is singlehandedly THE BEST compliment I have ever received :)
a Film by Peter Parker
the holy grail of cringe…
color palettes; kickthepj
i wish i was a leaf instead of a person
would u invite this man into ur home
youve hurt him
hes here!!!
Lin Manuel-Miranda and Ben Platt attend the 2017 Tony Awards on June 11, 2017 in New York City.
what do you want to do as a career? What do you want to study at uni? these things interest me :p
I want to become either a doctor or something in the medical profession (like a paramedic) so I'm hopefully going to go to uni to study medicine!!
is this kitchen sink
LGBT
lesbians, gays, b-bicycles…. *sweats* trains
household memes. memes that only make sense to the people you live with.
for example, in my house: saying ‘ew’ in a monotone voice, slapping your leg and saying “iiiiiii know it!” and the other person replies “well that’s just it.”
reblog with your household memes in the comments or tags
so who else is in the mood to run off to a series of small, interconnected caves with me, and be cave neighbors for the next ten years,
cons: we wont know about any new memes pros: we make our own cave neighbor memes about the bugs we see doin weird shit and that one cave that leaks when it rains except we can’t find the hole it’s leaking through
cave memes i’m submitting for your consideration:
*aiming hunting implements at anything that isn’t a bird* this bird is gonna be delicious
personifying rocks, constnatly,
“my digging skills are delightful, which you would know, if you ever bothered to know me the way you know your beetles”
throw the stone, Maurice.
one of our cave neighbors is a geologist. they know the names of all the kinds of rocks. the rest of us mispronounce them constantly on purpose and correct each other’s pronunciation with even more wrong ones.
making up elaborate insults towards bugs, and saying them, to the bugs
the implications of Ji-won’s moss beds (the joke is nobody can ever agree on the implications)
mushrooms in places they dont belong
yelling “hhchruckkkk!” in a high-pitched voice, several times in a row, whenever
“the best tasting dirt comes from Jamal’s cave”
worm disco
feel free to submit your own cave memes
these are some of the best memes ive seen all year in all honestly
september 30th vs october 1st
october-december is the best time of the year and you can’t tell me otherwise.
I’ve always thought that the title of “So You Think You Can Dance” was sinister af. Added an Evil German accent. Can’t stop laughing.
captioned-vines [Evil German accent] “So you think that you can dance. That’s wonderful. [threateningly] Destroy him.” [laughs]
My heart is so happy