The Fat, Happy Tweaker

18+ NSFW Drugs and stuff. ABOUT MY MOST POPULAR POST: I WANTED TO SEE STRAIGHT GUYS WHO DO METH IN THEIR BLOGS. I AM NOT LOOKING FOR PORN BLOGS, SEXTING OR PNP. I'M MARRIED. JUST WANTED TO SEE GUYS BLOW CLOUDS, SLAM, SHARE SHARD PICS, ETC. IF THAT'S YOU, KIK ME MELLO916 BECAUSE I DONT COME HERE MUCH ANYMORE BUT WILL IF THERE'S A REASON TO DO SO. BTW ANYTHING SEXUAL WILL BE IGNORED/RIDICULED DEPENDING ON MY MOOD Ive tried meth every kind of way you can think of, even thrown shards on an e-nail. But my fave way is slam, and smoke. I forgot to mention I'm old too. 32...ish...Ive been in the tweak life since I was 15 in '93. Dont do the math lmao. I remember prope dope. Popcorn, rosebud, smurf, peanut butter. Im not too upset to see pretty shards these days tho! Lol. I believe I've stayed sane because I have my own code I follow. I don't lie, cheat, or steal for it. If I can't afford it then I just dont have it. And if I have it I share. So far so good. Anyway so many out there are full of doom and gloom! I tweak and have fun with it :) Forever looking for a Dr Feelgood in Nor Cal. I like to hit but sooo not good at doing it myself :(

[methampheromone]

Top 5 Reasons Tweakers Hate Thanksgiving

1. Having to see family members you haven’t seen in forever who might notice your weight loss. 2. Having to see family at all 3. Eating dinner during tweakers night time-i.e. 11am-7pm. 4. Having to eat dinner at all 5. The sudden realization that f*ck you’re going to have to stop f*cking around making lists on Tumblr and work on excuses to stay home and get high or else you’ll actually have to f*ckin go to this thing

[fly-high28-deactivated20170910]

So true!! Lol

[methampheromone]

Top 5 Reasons Tweakers Hate Thanksgiving

1. Having to see family members you haven’t seen in forever who might notice your weight loss. 2. Having to see family at all 3. Eating dinner during tweakers night time-i.e. 11am-7pm. 4. Having to eat dinner at all 5. The sudden realization that f*ck you’re going to have to stop f*cking around making lists on Tumblr and work on excuses to stay home and get high or else you’ll actually have to f*ckin go to this thing

[fly-high28-deactivated20170910]

So true!! Lol

[methampheromone]

When you are so spun you get mad at the Sour Patch Kid for not passing the bong.

[methampheromone]

Things To Consider Before Trying Meth

In the interest of harm reduction I thought I’d post some things I wish I’d thought of before trying meth the first time.

1. Do you have money to support a meth habit? This is extremely, extremely important. This is what makes the difference between a functional user and a homeless dope ho. Basically, can you pay your bills AND buy dope without having to lie, cheat, steal, commit other crimes or have sex to get it? If not you will end up doing one or all of those before you know it.

2. Do you have any lives depending on you? This could be kids or pets at home or, depending on your job it could mean lots of other people. For example, a day care worker, fire fighter, security, and so on. Decide right now that you won’t let your meth use affect those whose lives you affect. This includes you and your health and hygiene.

3. Do you have any pre-existing mental conditions? Are there any that run in your family? Contrary to popular opinion, meth doesn’t change a person in their core. It just amplifies what’s already there. So if you are friendly and flirty you could become horny and a bit slutty. If you’re chatty you’ll talk someone’s ear off. If you’re artsy you’ll color for hours. But if you have anger issues, you could be a psychotic a-hole. If you’re depressed, you’ll do nothing but dwell on your problems. If you’re a hypochondriac or paranoid you’ll end up being one of those people who think they have bugs in their skin or that the government is after them. Don’t expect meth to change you, other than increasing what’s already there.

4. If you are wanting to do meth to escape or to hide from emotional issues, you’re not going to have a good high. It’s just not that great for that. Meth is best as a feel good party type drug to use only for fun, not to medicate yourself.

5. (Optional) If you’ve read all this, and considered these and all the other ramifications and you still want to take the plunge, make the choice and be done with it. What I mean by that, is don’t post a pic with a big smile and a fat sack and then spend the rest of the night writing emo poetry about how much you hate yourself for buying it. Do dope or don’t do dope. There’s no sense in continuing to do it and to beat yourself up and cry about it. If you don’t want to continue, quit. Just make a decision and then go with it. Keep this in mind–drugs are supposed to be fun. If you aren’t having fun then what’s the point??

[methampheromone]

12 Steps of Addiction Management

1 We admitted we have the power to manage our addiction

2 Came to believe that only

being honest with ourselves could restore us to sanity.

3 Made a decision to take control of our will and our lives

4 Made a searching and fearless inventory of ourselves.

5 Admitted to ourselves that we make mistakes like anyone and addiction doesnt necessarily lead to wrongdoing.

6 Were entirely ready to try to do better each day

7 Proudly remember our goodness despite our addictions.

8 Made a list of all persons who need help and became willing to help those we can.

9 Made direct assistance to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure us.

10 Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.

11 Sought through reflection and discussion ways we can make life better for ourselves and others.

12 Having had an awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to others, and to practice these principles in all our affairs, sober or not.

[methampheromone]

Things To Consider Before Trying Meth

In the interest of harm reduction I thought I’d post some things I wish I’d thought of before trying meth the first time.

1. Do you have money to support a meth habit? This is extremely, extremely important. This is what makes the difference between a functional user and a homeless dope ho. Basically, can you pay your bills AND buy dope without having to lie, cheat, steal, commit other crimes or have sex to get it? If not you will end up doing one or all of those before you know it.

2. Do you have any lives depending on you? This could be kids or pets at home or, depending on your job it could mean lots of other people. For example, a day care worker, fire fighter, security, and so on. Decide right now that you won’t let your meth use affect those whose lives you affect. This includes you and your health and hygiene.

3. Do you have any pre-existing mental conditions? Are there any that run in your family? Contrary to popular opinion, meth doesn’t change a person in their core. It just amplifies what’s already there. So if you are friendly and flirty you could become horny and a bit slutty. If you’re chatty you’ll talk someone’s ear off. If you’re artsy you’ll color for hours. But if you have anger issues, you could be a psychotic a-hole. If you’re depressed, you’ll do nothing but dwell on your problems. If you’re a hypochondriac or paranoid you’ll end up being one of those people who think they have bugs in their skin or that the government is after them. Don’t expect meth to change you, other than increasing what’s already there.

4. If you are wanting to do meth to escape or to hide from emotional issues, you’re not going to have a good high. It’s just not that great for that. Meth is best as a feel good party type drug to use only for fun, not to medicate yourself.

5. (Optional) If you’ve read all this, and considered these and all the other ramifications and you still want to take the plunge, make the choice and be done with it. What I mean by that, is don’t post a pic with a big smile and a fat sack and then spend the rest of the night writing emo poetry about how much you hate yourself for buying it. Do dope or don’t do dope. There’s no sense in continuing to do it and to beat yourself up and cry about it. If you don’t want to continue, quit. Just make a decision and then go with it. Keep this in mind–drugs are supposed to be fun. If you aren’t having fun then what’s the point??

[methampheromone]

Things To Consider Before Trying Meth

In the interest of harm reduction I thought I’d post some things I wish I’d thought of before trying meth the first time.

1. Do you have money to support a meth habit? This is extremely, extremely important. This is what makes the difference between a functional user and a homeless dope ho. Basically, can you pay your bills AND buy dope without having to lie, cheat, steal, commit other crimes or have sex to get it? If not you will end up doing one or all of those before you know it.

2. Do you have any lives depending on you? This could be kids or pets at home or, depending on your job it could mean lots of other people. For example, a day care worker, fire fighter, security, and so on. Decide right now that you won’t let your meth use affect those whose lives you affect. This includes you and your health and hygiene.

3. Do you have any pre-existing mental conditions? Are there any that run in your family? Contrary to popular opinion, meth doesn’t change a person in their core. It just amplifies what’s already there. So if you are friendly and flirty you could become horny and a bit slutty. If you’re chatty you’ll talk someone’s ear off. If you’re artsy you’ll color for hours. But if you have anger issues, you could be a psychotic a-hole. If you’re depressed, you’ll do nothing but dwell on your problems. If you’re a hypochondriac or paranoid you’ll end up being one of those people who think they have bugs in their skin or that the government is after them. Don’t expect meth to change you, other than increasing what’s already there.

4. If you are wanting to do meth to escape or to hide from emotional issues, you’re not going to have a good high. It’s just not that great for that. Meth is best as a feel good party type drug to use only for fun, not to medicate yourself.

5. (Optional) If you’ve read all this, and considered these and all the other ramifications and you still want to take the plunge, make the choice and be done with it. What I mean by that, is don’t post a pic with a big smile and a fat sack and then spend the rest of the night writing emo poetry about how much you hate yourself for buying it. Do dope or don’t do dope. There’s no sense in continuing to do it and to beat yourself up and cry about it. If you don’t want to continue, quit. Just make a decision and then go with it. Keep this in mind–drugs are supposed to be fun. If you aren’t having fun then what’s the point??

[tweakerb-deactivated20190719]

TUMBLR you now suck!

They have removed the original Tumblr from the App Store, put in a new version for 2.99 and by doing so, not only are they making money off their customers, but in order to leave reviews you’d have to purchase their new version. If the old version was still there, we could warn folks how bad it is now. Tumblr is trying to get rid of us, make money off all of us all while trying to make their site family friendly. I hope you choke on it!

Please reblog and let others know!!

[methampheromone]

Things To Consider Before Trying Meth

In the interest of harm reduction I thought I’d post some things I wish I’d thought of before trying meth the first time.

1. Do you have money to support a meth habit? This is extremely, extremely important. This is what makes the difference between a functional user and a homeless dope ho. Basically, can you pay your bills AND buy dope without having to lie, cheat, steal, commit other crimes or have sex to get it? If not you will end up doing one or all of those before you know it.

2. Do you have any lives depending on you? This could be kids or pets at home or, depending on your job it could mean lots of other people. For example, a day care worker, fire fighter, security, and so on. Decide right now that you won’t let your meth use affect those whose lives you affect. This includes you and your health and hygiene.

3. Do you have any pre-existing mental conditions? Are there any that run in your family? Contrary to popular opinion, meth doesn’t change a person in their core. It just amplifies what’s already there. So if you are friendly and flirty you could become horny and a bit slutty. If you’re chatty you’ll talk someone’s ear off. If you’re artsy you’ll color for hours. But if you have anger issues, you could be a psychotic a-hole. If you’re depressed, you’ll do nothing but dwell on your problems. If you’re a hypochondriac or paranoid you’ll end up being one of those people who think they have bugs in their skin or that the government is after them. Don’t expect meth to change you, other than increasing what’s already there.

4. If you are wanting to do meth to escape or to hide from emotional issues, you’re not going to have a good high. It’s just not that great for that. Meth is best as a feel good party type drug to use only for fun, not to medicate yourself.

5. (Optional) If you’ve read all this, and considered these and all the other ramifications and you still want to take the plunge, make the choice and be done with it. What I mean by that, is don’t post a pic with a big smile and a fat sack and then spend the rest of the night writing emo poetry about how much you hate yourself for buying it. Do dope or don’t do dope. There’s no sense in continuing to do it and to beat yourself up and cry about it. If you don’t want to continue, quit. Just make a decision and then go with it. Keep this in mind–drugs are supposed to be fun. If you aren’t having fun then what’s the point??

[idiona]

I hope something unexpectedly good happens to you this week.

[theladytrickster]

If that doesn’t say ‘suck my dick, Nazis’. I don’t know what does

[methampheromone]

Top 5 Reasons Tweakers Hate Thanksgiving

1. Having to see family members you haven’t seen in forever who might notice your weight loss. 2. Having to see family at all 3. Eating dinner during tweakers night time-i.e. 11am-7pm. 4. Having to eat dinner at all 5. The sudden realization that f*ck you’re going to have to stop f*cking around making lists on Tumblr and work on excuses to stay home and get high or else you’ll actually have to f*ckin go to this thing

[fly-high28-deactivated20170910]

So true!! Lol

[methampheromone]

When you are so spun you get mad at the Sour Patch Kid for not passing the bong.

[methampheromone]

Top 5 Reasons Tweakers Hate Thanksgiving

1. Having to see family members you haven’t seen in forever who might notice your weight loss. 2. Having to see family at all 3. Eating dinner during tweakers night time-i.e. 11am-7pm. 4. Having to eat dinner at all 5. The sudden realization that f*ck you’re going to have to stop f*cking around making lists on Tumblr and work on excuses to stay home and get high or else you’ll actually have to f*ckin go to this thing

[fly-high28-deactivated20170910]

So true!! Lol

[antitheistskeptic-deactivated20]

Did a god give mankind objective morality?

Some Christians claim their god has implanted in all of mankind an objective morality.

Perhaps it would have been clever to instil within all people that killing other people with stones was wrong, or that slavery was wrong, or genocide was less than ideal, or that sex with and rape of children wasn’t really nice, or causing millions to become infected with fatal diseases because latex sperm repositories are thought to be evil just isn’t cool.

Perhaps it might have been a good idea to instill within the priests of the Inquisition a sense of morality that didn’t include setting people on fire.

No. Our morality absolutely does not come from a god or from a “holy” book. Instead, we must look to two critical components of our evolutionary, societal needs, reciprocity and empathy.

[methampheromone]

Im wondering....... Are you still accepting applications for a Tweaker Daddy? If so may you please list required skills as well as how to apply. Alas if your would be so kind as to state what the compensation and/or bonuses that come along with afore mentioned posistion. Can't wait to hear back from you!

I never said I was wanting that... thank you anyway tho

[methampheromone]

Would you like to have some fun together sometime?

No thank you, I'm married.