It's My World... Your In It

[fluffygif]

Sculptures of Tom’s most unfortunate moments

[blackgirlsreverything]

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@calleysunshine

[catchymemes]

[hellsite-yano]

My colleagues are so fuckin stupid and I don’t know whether to blame them individually or blame Society™

[hellsite-yano]

Me: you see a relationship needs to be mutually beneficial. If you’re both not getting something you want it’s a bad relationship.

47 y/o man with 3 kids:

[zoobus]

Real conversation I had with my dad

Me: I don’t personally understand the desire to have children, or why do many feel like failures when they’re unable to

Dad: (in that voice that indicates he thinks he’s about to drop some real Knowledge™️ on me) well you have to understand; if you reach a certain age and don’t have children, people will look at you weirdly. Nobody wants that

Me: …You’re saying you were peer pressured into having a baby? Like you were afraid of being “the weird kid” except you were a grown man with a job? Do you think that’s a good thing?

Dad:

[methodicalgenius]

Rest In Peace to this wonderful comedian @johnnywitherspoon who had us all laughing in so many movies and tv shows. From Friday series to Wayans Brothers to The Boondocks and more he always put a smile on my face. https://www.instagram.com/p/B4PVe-8lb3mPOrd2EfiY6TStU297OYSSV1apO40/?igshid=14viia4k76l6q

[beyoncus]

DOJA CAT
Juicy (2019) dir. Jack Begert

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[diekingdomcome]

Wow just wow

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[ruinedchildhood]

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[sunnyandpositive]

A couple restored a school bus on this ...

[ruinedchildhood]

[sierraarie]

some photos i took today

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[scoobydoomistakes]

*early in the episode*

*Scooby dashes inside to escape the monster*

*moment of silence*

*Scooby exits again, without a word*

*takes time to wipe his paws off on the mat*

Me: “Whoa! That’s, like… an actual joke, which never happens in the show! That’s worth 1/3rd of a point, A Pup Named Scooby-Doo.”

*much later*

*the whole gang is freaked out by the aforementioned monster*

*they all frantically run inside*

*moment of silence*

*they exit again, and – simultaneously – all wipe their feet off*

Me: “Ok, that’s cheesy and wonderful. 2/3rds of a point.”

*monster immediately scrambles inside after them*

*moment of silence*

Me: “…pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease–”

Me: “YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS”

Me: “FULL COMEDY POINT AWARDED, A PUP NAMED SCOOBY-DOO!”

this made me so dang happy you don’t even know

[scoobydoomistakes]

Throwback to A Pup Named Scooby-Doo, and its well-deserved full comedy points.

Be like the purple monster, kids. Always clean up after yourself.

[ruinedchildhood]

The Fried Chicken Flu (Original air date August 1, 2010) The Boondocks