Obey Me: Read my Fanfics

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Tag Reference

#niche effortposts - high effort hobby posts I enjoyed. Mostly essays.

#recommendations - I put heavy effort into my recs. If it's reblogged from someone else, I haven't necessarily seen it, but they made it sound good

#otome isekai - my pet interest for so long. Love my princess transmigrators. I made this chart

#internet storytelling - unique writing that benefits from the internet as a medium

#useful things - posts with clear, actionable advice, aids, references, and solutions to a problem

#disability devices and assistive aids tag - actionable advice, tools, references, and so on for disabilities/human struggles specifically

[filmphotofranz]

[parkchanwoohoo]

One thing that explains my entire deal is that I used to go to a Korean Presbyterian church, combining the worst sort of Korean (presbyterians) with the worst sort of Christians (presbyterians). My youth group was populated by homophobic boys who regularly would call each other slurs and threaten sexual violence upon each other. I would semi-regularly be put into leglocks and headlocks and choked out until one day I somehow managed to flip one over and sit on him and trap him between my thighs until someone called a pastor over to split us apart, and then every Sunday for about I would say sixteen months he would provoke me in a deeply obvious attempt to get me to sit on him again, and when I explained all of this to our youth group leader she asked me to pray for her to get a husband quickly and I said okay. I went home and told my parents about all of this, feeling that something here was being mishandled, and they listened and nodded and went "Mmhm. Mmhm. Mh-- SHE ASKED YOU TO PRAY FOR A WHAT?" And they reported this to the head... pastor? Reverend? I don't know the term. The church's pope or whatever. And apparently our youth group leader had done this to everybody and a BUNCH of parents had been like "Umm why is my kid praying for Ms. _______ to get married" and he had no choice but to investigate and they concluded that this was a weird thing to ask a bunch of kids and teenagers to do and also struck several members of the congregation as vaguely whorish in its desperation and she ended up getting fired, and I spent about five years wondering if it was my fault. I brought this up with my mom (the guilt having cooled into wry humor) and she was like "ohh I mean there were other things" and I was like "Wait, really? Like what?" and she was like "Well it was mostly the prayer thing but she also had a history of being very racist against the Chinese congregants" and I was like "Oh what, holy shit-- wait THAT wasn't enough to fire her??" and my mom was like "It wasn't a very good church"

[parkchanwoohoo]

I totally forgot about this. The church was since disbanded and splintered into many other smaller congregations over the question of gay marriage and this is also one of five separate occasions I can think of as to why I have a CNC kink. The 2nd reason was also due to this church because the girls would force me down and put makeup on me while I screamed for help, and I remember one time one of them held down my hands and one of them held down my legs and a third straddled me to thread my eyebrows. They were all very pretty and wildly homophobic and would, like the boys, frequently threaten each other with sexual violence and two of them later came out as nonbinary lesbians while one actually ended up marrying the guy who kept goading me to sit on him, all of which culminated in a deeply convoluted relationship with my own bisexuality that I didn't really parse until I nearly OD'd at a house party in high school (which is a separate story and is a 3rd contributing factor to very specific kinks I have)

[girlmostlikely]

Jaw on the floor

[impolitecanadian]

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

[d3av3lop3r-deactivated20220730]

[doodlemeimpressed]

You don’t understand how much this post has ruined my life. My older sister won’t stop mentioning the Cain Instinct. Every time I hear the name Cain I run in fear, It’s not funny anymore. She’ll literally say “im feeling the Cain Instinct” just before she attacks. But all I’m feeling is the Abel Instinct. Someone save me. I am a sacrificial lamb and God is my sister with a pillow.

[zoobus]

Next time be born first

[maidling-deactivated20260401]

[st-just]

I would genuinely never in a million years have guessed more Americans think (well, say) porn is immoral than abortions or MAID.

[ot3]

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

[romans-art]

Janeway art idea: Does Janeway have an angel and devil on her shoulder, and are they both Tuvok?

she's thinking about it

[kineticpenguin]

I think that one of the most frustrating things about algospeak, after the "compliance in advance" self-censorship, is that there is no actual evidence-based justification for it. Everyone who uses it does so because they heard from a guy who heard from a guy that The Algorithm will bury their content if they don't use cutesy euphemisms.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

it's weird how its a literal superstition about algorithms, and it's significantly changing English as it's used

[zoobus]

I mean, I used to think this until I posted something to Tumblr with the word da😭philia and a certain guro concept and later realized my post was quietly hidden - not marked as mature, not overtly censored or given the "you can't do that" message from Tumblr. Just not visible to anyone but me.

I don't use other socmed, but i would imagine this is not a mass hallucination so much as tech quickly advancing without telling the people who use it, and the people who use it have to blindly figure out why something feels wrong.

I used to vouch for this idea, that people were capitulating based on nothing except vibes and disbelief that their tiktoks got no views, but given the current zeitgeist with increased online censorship/"child protection," and that tumblr has to be the brokest of the big platforms and is still managing to do this, I think it's far more likely that these platforms have an incentive and the means to do exactly what you're mocking these people for.

[duct-taping-zhenguo]

using emoji substitutions rather than confusers is weak

[zoobus]

Teach me...

[darkita11]

Mi amorrrrrr 🕷️♥️

[kineticpenguin]

I think that one of the most frustrating things about algospeak, after the "compliance in advance" self-censorship, is that there is no actual evidence-based justification for it. Everyone who uses it does so because they heard from a guy who heard from a guy that The Algorithm will bury their content if they don't use cutesy euphemisms.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

it's weird how its a literal superstition about algorithms, and it's significantly changing English as it's used

[zoobus]

I mean, I used to think this until I posted something to Tumblr with the word da😭philia and a certain guro concept and later realized my post was quietly hidden - not marked as mature, not overtly censored or given the "you can't do that" message from Tumblr. Just not visible to anyone but me.

I don't use other socmed, but i would imagine this is not a mass hallucination so much as tech quickly advancing without telling the people who use it, and the people who use it have to blindly figure out why something feels wrong.

I used to vouch for this idea, that people were capitulating based on nothing except vibes and disbelief that their tiktoks got no views, but given the current zeitgeist with increased online censorship/"child protection," and that tumblr has to be the brokest of the big platforms and is still managing to do this, I think it's far more likely that these platforms have an incentive and the means to do exactly what you're mocking these people for.

[slitherpunk]

It is funny how amongst all the generative slop these days, people are now nostalgic for Clippy. Everybody hated Clippy. Everyone thought Clippy was annoying as fuck. Now everybody is like. “Clippy wasn’t that bad. I liked Clippy”

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

[3amthooughts]

[zoobus]

muscle mogged my Lyft driver. Boy if you don't grab both handles on my 65lb luggage [destroys his gender when i pick it up easy style]

[assaultmystic-archive]

whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3

[mybisexualwife]