bippipy boppity bitch

go away

[metrosexual-jesus]

Ｄｅａｄ  Ｂａｒｔ．  ｆｉｌｅ #deadbart #deadbartcreepypasta #vaporwave #vaporart

[accordingtodevin]

Pigeons are shady af.

Check out my new Webtoon series, Randomphilia, here!

[gabriel-picolo]

Teen Titans as actual teens

[youngwhiteboi]

[nongirlfriend]

Tumblr is ruining me because at first I didn’t even see anything wrong with this

[wowezrs-deactivated20160821]

there is nothing wrong with true love

[perfetch]

me after signing up for isay 

[disorginization]

tf is isay and how do i sign up?? help a sista out 😩

[perfetch]

LMAO I gotchu girl…  it’s this site where u can take short quizzes and get paid for completing them!! I do a few of them every day and make like $50 a day which they send me through paypal. If u don’t have paypal u can get gift cards and other shit through the mail which is pretty cool I just prefer the cash! just sign up here, confirm ur email and take quizzes 

[wearykitten96-deactivated202401]

Save a life

[saafeandhound]

just wanted to drop in and say thank u cause this is actually legit i got paid this morning (: 

[cleancrew]

what the fuck is this bullshit

[cleancrew]

HES STILL THERE

[cleancrew]

THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED 

[curepimmy-deactivated20221111]

This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like

No shit I mean like on a PERSON

[vest-on-my-chest]

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

[kingrudegyalchina]

LMAOOO

[naomiminx13-blog]

When the lady next door cooks actual food.

[jst4kicks]

LMAOOOOO it got better

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

[ovoxdreamville]

Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂

[mvddsociety]

And She serve dessert

Originally posted by champagneovo

[realityislife-deactivated201710]

Yesssss

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

It just keeps getting better 😂

[jamaicanamazon]

💀💀💀💀

[chocolatemain]

But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”

Originally posted by eightyproblems96

[jozifiv]

Wait this made me laugh

[igotthemusic]

Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Oh god 😂😂😂

[introvincent-deactivated2019041]

Originally posted by cratermania

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

why does this post keep getting better and better lmao

[mindoflarks]

^^^ really tho lol

[cosmic-noir]

When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it

Originally posted by toxzen

[tinypusa]

when you just got done killing yo husband and the side bitch next door cus they thought they was slick 

[kingrudegyalchina]

Omg

[simonehaley]

When you dont go to jail for a crime everyone knows you committed, still gettin dicked down and you still aint cookin for nobody

[opsimath-deactivated20200208]

Now i can reblog it

[fuckwahtyuthink]

LMAOO

[neverbeensimpleminded]

Even better …. Keep adding on

[sipnsyphe]

lmao omg

[princessbitch007]

When best friend finds out and comes for revenge

[weallendor]

The tols Vs. The smols

[thefreakhasgreeneyes]

So what you’re saying is…in order to be a part of the dark side you must be above 6 feet tall?

[sourblues]

You must be THIS tall to Join the Dark Side.

[davids-harbour]

proof

[mr-spock-92]

now this makes so much sense

Originally posted by destroythesith

[hoodiegal]

IT KEEPS CHECKING OUT

[thebibliosphere]

So, I had a sudden horrible thought and

*scREAMING*

[metrosexual-jesus]

Ｍａｒｇｅ  Ｋｒｕｍｐ  Ｂｅａｔ #frankjavcee #simpsonwave #vaporwave #vaporart #marge #margesimpson #krump #margekrumpbeat

[metrosexual-jesus]

Ｕｌｔｉｍａｔｅ  Ｄｏｏｍ．ｅｘｅ #doom #ultimatedoom #videogames #videogameart #vaporwave #vaporart #windows95

[metrosexual-jesus]

Ｓｏｌｄｉｅｒ  ｏｆ  Ｄｅａｔｈ #skeletonart #soldierofdeath #skeleton #vaporwave #vaporart

[metrosexual-jesus]

Ｐｌａｓｍｉｄｓ #plasmids #bioshock #vaporwave #vaporart #videogames

[da1nty-angxl]

[420splash-deactivated20170512]

[metrosexual-jesus]

By far the most lit looking GameCube I've ever seen

[sj0]

sjØ☦!

[metrosexual-jesus]

Get fukked

[sammyxjooo]

why do you like eating a girl out?

the sounds. the way she whimpers. the way she brings it up back to my mouth when i stop. the broken moans. hearing her breathing get harder & feeling her legs shake. when she looks down at me as i look up at her and she bites her lip, my gosh. the way her back arches. the way she grinds her clit on my tongue. the death grip on my head right before she cums and her legs give out. the way she pulls me back up & tastes herself on my lips.

[miszbehave-deactivated20191228]

the way her soul leaks out her pussy