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When you’re on Bumble and you have to think of something clever to say.

When a tinder profile says: "Willing to put the graft in if I can put the shaft in"

When everyone you know is either engaged or having children. #morewinepls #wine

When you get told off for not updating this blog more.

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When someone asks at Christmas “So..do you have a bf/gf?”

When someone announces their engagement on my Facebook news feed.

When you send a risky text to the person you like.

When people try to tell you “you won’t meet someone on tinder”

When your S.O adds some random girl on social media.

When your friends ask you “Well? Do you like them or not?”

When a couple in your group chat start arguing.

When I talk to the opposite sex without being completely awkward.

When trying to explain to people that I like being alone.

When I’m being too honest during a date.

When your bestfriend gets her heartbroken and as a good friend you have to be all:

When your friends are desperately trying to set you up with someone and you’re just thinking:

When your BFF gets some and you ask her about it the next morning.

Me Versus Dating