ᴄᴀᴛ ᴘᴜɴs @mewlisten-blog - Tumblr Blog

i have like 33 followers now and i thought id greet everynyan im bo/bun and im rlly inconsistent with when i get on and im sorry lmao my exams are coming up rlly soon and im kind of flogged with other blogs but im gonna try to get on here more !!

#(=｀ω´=) ❝ out of nyans ❜#i actually need to go once again bc i need to do something holds the gun

who the nya is this??

#(=｀ω´=) ❝ out of nyans ❜

❤ : KANKRI ❜

❝ you have put up a picture of myself alongside the grubsteak that i was eating the other day. and there are matespritship markings all over it. there are many things wrong with this. my matesprit cannot be such a thing. i do not think anyone has ever taken grubsteak as a matesprit. or a moirail or kismesis or just–anything for that matter. the only purpose it serves is to go down your meal tunnel. i do not understand what is going on in your nugbone. please remove this.”

❝ Oh, you mean steakri? Do you not understand the beauty of this ship though? It`s like you`re two lost souls trying to find eachother! Constantly feeling lost until one day you meet the one that makes you feel happy and full! It`s basically a shippers paradise with you two, I mean you enjoyed the grubsteak so much it became my OTP! ❞

#triiggerwarning #its Romantic #its purrfect just a true display of love

❤ : KANKRI ❜

▼ ⦓ @mewlisten ❜

❝ meulin, i would like to ask once again that you take me off of your ‘shipping wall’. i have told you this time and time again, i am not interested in filling my quadrants. ❞

❝ Oh, Kankri! My shippers heart stops fur nobody! No matter how hard you try, the ships will find you. ❞

#triiggerwarning #only a good friend ships her friends

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like this for a starter later !!!

#one more time bc i dont want to make a new post

❝ everyone keeps yanking on my tail..it`s starting to hurt.. ❞

#(=｀ω´=) ❝ ˢᵒ ʷᵉ`ˡˡ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʰᵃᶰᵍ ; ᴛᴏ ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀsᴛ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜɪʟʟ ❜ ( ic )#furry problems tm

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❛ history of japan ❜ starter meme

So I saw this video for the first time and I’m trash so take this and enjoy it. (Or not. That’s cool). Feel free to change/add/whatever anything to make it fit. Blanks mean “insert your word here” I guess.

‘ Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it’s B E A U T I F U L. ’

‘ It’s b e a u t i f u l. ’

‘In the year negative a billion ______ might not have been here. ’

‘ And now there’s lots of trees. Because it’s warmer. ’

‘ They’re basically hanging out in between the mountains, eating nuts off trees. ’

‘ Ding dong, it’s the outside world. ’

‘ They have technology from the future. Like really good metal. And crazy rice farms. ’

‘ That means that if you own the farm, you own the food, which is something everybody needs to survive. So that makes you King. ’

‘ A heavenly super person, or Emperor for short. ’

‘ Knock, knock. Get the door. It’s religion. ’

‘ Please try this religion. ’

‘ Then the government was taken over by another clique. ’

‘ Can you call us something else, other than dipshit? ’

‘ How about ‘Sunrise Land’? ’

‘ They conquered the north, finally. Get that squared away. ’

‘ They really didn’t give a shit about running a country. ’

‘ How are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals? ’

‘ Hire a samurai. ’

‘ Everyone started hiring a samurai. ’

‘ Correction: rich people hired a samurai. ’

‘ They let the Emperor still be “Emperor”. ’

‘ Breaking news: The Mongols have invaded _____. ’

‘ We’ve invaded _____. Please respect us, or else we might invade you as well. ’

‘ So the ______ came over, ready for war, and died in a tornado. ’

actually a Typhoon

‘ And the Emperor can still dress like an emperor if he wants. That’s fine. ’

‘ It’s time for Who’s Going to be the Next Shogun? ’

‘ So he tries to get his brother to quit being a monk. ’

‘ Everyone voted so hard that the palace caught on fire and burned down. ’

‘ Knock knock, it’s Europe. ’

‘ No, they’re not here to take over, they just wanna sell some shit. ’

‘ Like clocks, and guns, and Jesus. ’

‘ Now I’m going to invade Korea and then hopefully China, he said. And failed. And also died. ’

‘ A lot of people support him. But a lot of people support not supporting him. ’

‘ No one can leave and no one can come in. Except the _____. ’

‘ Knock knock. It’s the United States. ’

‘ Somehow made the Emperor the Emperor again. ’

‘ And you know what else is western? That’s right, conquering stuff. ’

‘ Stop, no, you can’t take that. We were going to build a railroad through here to try and get some warm water. ’

‘ Can you maybe chill? ’

(scared of russia)

‘ ___ make an alliance together so they can be a little less scared of Russia. ’

[You’ve got mail].

‘ im interested in taking over the world, and i was wondering if you could be my friend. ’

(1) new war request.

#(=｀ω´=) ❝ ask meow ❜

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tumblr girl 2.0 !!!!!

#reblogs this :3c

@sockheir is purrfect!!

❝ Tell me, what is it with humans obsessing over frying their foods..? ❞

it`s not like she`s been thinking over it for a while, it`s more like she just found out about this 10 minutes ago.

#(=｀ω´=) ❝ ˢᵒ ʷᵉ`ˡˡ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʰᵃᶰᵍ ; ᴛᴏ ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀsᴛ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜɪʟʟ ❜ ( ic )#sockheir #rolls in late bc i fell asleep agaiN;

hi im here and ready to meme!

#i redid my rules so u guys should check them out #(=｀ω´=) ❝ out of nyans ❜

@triiggerwarning is purrfect!!

❝ Kankri, have you tried this really cool thing humans called ‘Peanut Butter’? ❞

she holds a container with large,bright letters across the front ‘PEANUT BUTTER’

#(=｀ω´=) ❝ ˢᵒ ʷᵉ`ˡˡ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʰᵃᶰᵍ ; ᴛᴏ ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀsᴛ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜɪʟʟ ❜ ( ic )#triiggerwarning

@galaxytied is purrfect!!

❝ MOG!!! You look like a Furry Friend!! ❞

meulin jumps a little,sound rising with her hop. her abnormal blue cat tail swishing around. she`s mostly excited just to find a friend with an animal characteristic.

#galaxytied #(=｀ω´=) ❝ ˢᵒ ʷᵉ`ˡˡ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʰᵃᶰᵍ ; ᴛᴏ ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀsᴛ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜɪʟʟ ❜ ( ic )