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Growing up Mexican, when “We’ll be leaving soon” means “never” and “We’re leaving with or without you” means “you best walk faster if you don’t want to end up living in this mall”

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“Hey mom, do you need help?”

“No, thanks honey”

...ten minutes later...

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God forbid you let it go to voicemail

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Mom wants you to call her more, and she’s not shy about telling you.

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yeah, I tried going out without asking once...once.

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When mom says “ask your dad” but she really means “no”

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a Mexican mom wastes no time on empty threats. You will become your mother.

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When “maybe” becomes the nice way of saying “no”

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It means no, just don’t do it.

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I swear she has a tracking device for all those little things I could never find.

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there’s no questioning that logic

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I guess I better start now since there are approximately 785 people here anyway