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my names megan and i have shit grammar but I really like michael and writing about him and his friends..-REQUESTS ALWAYS OPEN-..

[mgcliffvrd]

I hope everything is okay :)

yup, just a lot going on I'm good tho hello

[mgcliffvrd]

Hey, I wanted to request like a blurb with Mikey and I kinda wanted the blurb to be about like first night Mikey asked me to move in with him. Cute,fluffy,smut... Maybe?

I'll do it soon!!

[mgcliffvrd]

your blurbs are the reason i don't sleep i love them so much how do you do it

AHHHHH insane love you kiddo get some sleep tho it's important for you and your young growing body

[oatsnjen-deactivated20180225]

Your friendly reminder that healthy looks different on everyone

[mgcliffvrd]

here’s a thought...

Calum never gets the credit he deserves.

Like yes he is extremely loved and respected throughout the fanbase, but he’s not appreciated like he should be. Whenever he does the slightest thing wrong people are all over him saying how vial he is and how much of a whore he is. Like if Calum were to trip and fall while meeting fans people would be like, “OHMYGOD IS HE FUCKING KIDDING ME?? HE HAD TO LEAVE EARLY TO GO GET AN X-RAY BC FUCK HIS HEALTH I DON’T EVEN WANT HIM TO TALK WITH ME JUST TO GET A PICTURE WITH HIM OMG WHAT A RUDE FUCK I HATE HIM….still love you though Luke!!!!!” Like he legit met fans with luke and they all crowded around luke but not Calum…like he was there to say hi to them…calums also in the fucking band believe it or not! But, when he does something amazing- like idk if you guys ever heard the fucking songs dayLIGHT OR ANYTHING BUT THE KID O W N E D THE SONG BUT I DON’T REMEMBER PEOPLE FREAKING OUT ABOUT IT BUT A N Y W A Y S- it gets ignored so easily, like people are just sitting there like “who calum”. AND ITS ANNOYINGG!!! bUT whenever 5sos realease a song with michael singing on it, all those same motherfuckers hop right on in to michaels lane and make themselves cozy. firstly, fuck out of my lane. secondly, you are actually a fucker if you do that. don’t even try and fight me on saying calum isn’t under appreciated. Don’t. because it happens everyday. groupie rumors, and the fact that he was flipped off for asking fans to live in the moment and put there phones away, and the fact that people don’t even care about talking to him they only want a picture (cough bitches at the state champs show in aus couGH)!!!!!! he’s been ignored for too long and i aint having it anymore. calum has been nothing but a kind ass person. he’s been there for the fans, for the music, for the boys, and never is he nasty to fans. i’m not kidding if you want to fight me on this my messages are open for discussion, bc i’m ready to fucking fight someone. the boy needs more respect. if by any slim chance in hell calum sees this, i hope he knows how loved and appreciated he is by me and by so many. i really love and want to meet and hug him and tell him this face to face. and to all you jackfucks out there who treat calum like dirt, please exit to the left!!!!!!!!! srry this is so long tHX TTYLLL BITCHES!!!!!!

[mgcliffvrd]

BUT HOW FUCKING RELEVANT IS THIS

[mgcliffvrd]

Are you still writing blurbs?

always, I've just been inactive lately bc of life

[mgcliffvrd]

Can I request a blurb?

of course you can !!!

[mgcliffvrd]

Hey, I was just wondering if you have a masterlist?

click right here and all your problems will be solved and this says updated but no this is not in the slightest updated 

[mgcliffvrd]

I was scrolling down your blog and I TOO am from New Jersey lol that's all

home town pride bb girl!!!! love you 

[mgcliffvrd]

oh my god its my babys birthday on friday

[mgcliffvrd]

you and calum recently found yourself in a bit of a fight. both of you ignored each other for about a week now, and calum went to stay with michael for the time being. you came home one day after work to another empty apartment, and it got to you. when you went into you and calums shared bedroom you froze. he stood there with a guitar just saying “this is going to be the dumbest four minutes of each of our lives but please let me do this”. so you did, and you sat down and listened. he played history by one direction, and you laughed a bit at the song choice, but you joined in with him in singing the words. he laughed a bit too. when he was done, you walked over to him just hugging him. “i’m sorry i was dumb” you say. “i’m sorry you were too” calum says back. and some how everything started to pick up where it left off. 

[mgcliffvrd]

drunk luke going “THE NAME IS HUKE LEMMINGS AND WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMMINGS YOU MAKE LEMMINGSADE” as he takes a shot before falling over michael’s foot as he tried running away. 

[mgcliffvrd]

michael is such an amazing and beautiful individual let me break this down for you real quick.. first and prime example is the song by a girl we all know, “you suck”.  all he tweeted was “i didn’t find your joke song funny”. that’s it. when interviewed he never, ever trash talked her. he took it so lightly. if anyone else were in this mess they would’ve trashed talked them to no end lbr. then when he got hit by fire, he posted a selfie of him smiling with his thumb up. smiling. AFTER AN ACCIDENT LIKE THAT. he wanted to show us he was okay, and he was. then and now he just accidentally fell off the stage and continued playing, and just joked around about it. he just said “alls good!” that doesn’t show how he’s selfless that much that just shows that he’s brave as hell and amazingly wonderful. 

LIKE I MEAN A FAN COULD BEAT THIS BOY UP WITH A BAT AND BREAK FIVE OF HIS RIBS, BOTH HIS ARMS, AND HIS LEG AND HE’D PROBABLY JUST BE LIKE “it’s alright guys!! these things happen sometimes! alls forgiven:)!” or like “at least the bat never hit the balls!!” he’s such a great person.

[mgcliffvrd]

I had a bad day but I read your blurb about being Calum's sister and having the nude leak and I cried because I was laughing so hard

LOVE

[mgcliffvrd]

you cannot tell me michael wouldn’t be on facetime with his girlfriend while on tour and start singing kiss me thru the phone by soulja boy when he misses her...and then he’d probably be like in his boxers with a snapback on and a pair of those kanye glasses...yea...that sounds like him...

[mgcliffvrd]

REQUESTED: Again I’m taking so long to do blurbs and here I am though doing blurbs. This one was Michael comforting over a lose. and to the anon who requested this, i’m so sorry for your lose i completely understand and i’m here for you if you need someone...so i’m writing from like personal experience...and i cried a bit writing this.  

It’s been eight months since he’s been gone. His bright eyes and lively personality were taken from this world way too soon. Your eyes began to swell with tears because it still didn’t feel real. It felt as if they’d text you to hang out any minute. You still thought you heard his laugh, and stupid things like family guy weren’t even funny anymore because it reminded you too much of him. You didn’t even notice you were crying, it just catches you off guard like most things do now a days. michael walked in and saw you and caught you in your moment of venerability, not saying a word and just wrapping his arms around you. he didn’t let go. you two stood there. your silence sobs building, like a rain storm that turns into a thunder storm. not being able to control it. “it’s been eight months” you try and say, michael hugs tighter and whispers in your ear, “i’m sorry.” “it’s not fair” you say pushing michael away putting your palms on the top of your head as you let out violent sobs, hyperventilating and pacing the room with michael extending his arm trying to grab you. you kept pacing, muttering it’s not fair. michael grabbed on to your hands and pulled you into his chest. “I don’t want to grab you like this while your freaking out but you need to calm down. i know he’s gone. i know he’s is. and i’m sorry. but you need to calm down...i don’t like seeing you like this. let’s just talk about him okay? lets lay down, lets talk okay? just breath, i’ll make you some tea or go through a drive through whatever you need but before you have a breakdown you need to just...breathe.” you cried on michael’s chest before pulling away and saying okay. and he comforted you, and you talked about him all night and you laughed a bit and cried in between. you woke up the next day with swollen purple eyes and michael’s arm around your waist. 

[mgcliffvrd]

I GO T SOUNDCHEKC

SOO BASICALLY MY FRIEND GOT TICEKRS FOR THE SHOW AND IKM GOING AND IM SO HAPPY

saturday night i was so close to killing myself and the fact that i’m actually here a few days later and i was surprised with something like this (bc in all honesty i thought my friends just completely forgot about me BUT THEY DID NOT) and i’m so happy and i hope youre all well. and now i’m motivated to get in shape so i can HOPFULLY meet them and look how i want and feel confident and cry and sigh im so happy right now...

love you guys