Fan Girl Extraordinaire

My name's Rachel and I'm a nerd who likes to make costumes and stare at whales.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

please do yourself a favor & watch this rock climbing–themed drag king/burlesque performance set to “roxanne” by the police with all the lyrics but “rox” edited out

via @edithwigglesandgiggles on instagram

[inamindfarfaraway]

Shoutout to the maned wolf, which is technically neither wolf nor fox but has its own genus called Chrysocyon! Why -

why are your legs so long?

I mean, intellectually, I understand that it’s because you live in grasslands and have evolved to be able to see over the grass, but emotionally… why? Are they?? Like that??? Surely there was a way to make your body more cohesive and proportional-looking?

[horseonketamine]

i will never shut up about maned wolves

just look at it

look at this

one of the animals for sure

wretched beast

[whatacartouchebag]

If it’s neither wolf nor fox, then it’s cat software running on giraffe hardware.

[what-a-bastard]

I think y'all should know that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog which looks like this.

[wuekka]

I was not ready for corgi-bear.

[bunjywunjy]

you're definitely not ready for the maned wolf Front Angle then

[wanghedi]

One of the effect of elementary watson being a woman on sherlock is that hes always making caveats about murder suspects like a man caved his skull in. Or a woman. women can also cave skulls in 👍 he set the building on fire. Or she. I would never imply women cant set building on fire

[bbcwhereareyou]

[mumble-muse]

the problem with the gay hockey show is that the acting is great, the lighting is great, the music and costuming are great, the care taken is incredible, but you can't recommend it to normal people without sounding like a pervert

[cherylblossom]

[mianakenobi]

They’re not even dating at this point. 😭😭😭🥺🥺

Oh my precious babies.

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]

[dacre-montgomery]

Well, we’re just always partners, okay? STEVE HARRINGTON and DUSTIN HENDERSON in STRANGER THINGS

[depsidase]

[snommelp]

Forever fascinating that the people who complain about "government overreach" will also insist that, if the government is going to feed the hungry, then it should overreach all over those hungry people

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.

Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.

Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

[chaifootsteps]

[molabuddy]

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

[phantom-threaded]

"This is murder!" ANDOR | 2.08 "Who are you?"

[southcarolinagoddess]

Since it's watermelon season!

My grandfather used to grow watermelons, among other things, and he told me about most of this, especially the orange spot. Those are the absolute best!

[southcarolinagoddess]

My most popular post ever is getting likes again, so that means it's getting close to watermelon season!!

[memeuplift]

[nickioeste]

This sounded too good to be true, so I did a little bit of fact checking.

Mike Ilitch did in fact pay Rosa Parks' rent for years, but it wasn't because she was laid off. She needed a safer place to live after she was assaulted in her own home at the age of 81. He paid her rent from that point onward, for the rest of her life.

The more you know 🌈⭐

Little Caesars founder quietly paid Rosa Parks' rent for years | CNN

Those who knew Mike Ilitch, the Little Caesars founder and Detroit Tigers owner who died last Friday, have spent the past few days fondly re

[skull-bearer]

When you fact check and it turns out even better than the original story.

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

[biohammer]

Tags via @brawltogethernow

[nick-nellson]

Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[afrofairysblog]

This changed lives, including mine!!!

[cafeinevitable-deactivated20220]

Over The Waves by Setsuko Matsushima

art quilt

[hollowedskin]

QUILT?!?!

[ampervadasz]

I kill you

[thornsilver]

Unmute for full effect.

[alexaloraetheris]

This is literally how movies introduce the most badass monster that's gonna wreck the protagonist's entire week.

[hollyevolving]

The sudden stare

[naamahdarling]

iD: A mesh sided cat carrier sits on a car seat. It is impossible to see inside but SOMETHING is in there, tearing at the mesh with all its might. We can see claws, hear the sounds of zippers jingling and the insistent ripping and plucking. After several seconds, the large eyes of a black cat become visible behind the mesh, followed by an anticlimactic, normal-volume meow.

The comedic timing is excellent.