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[miasmethyst]

If there is a critic who presses your weaknesses greater than you then you are lapsing in your Christian duty.

[miasmethyst]

I do think it's probably in the interests of all the nations to create segregate Internets.

[miasmethyst]

Bars that go harder than pharaoh's heart

[rakiloslov]

Luigi is so scared through all of Luigi's Mansion but he never even has comical moment of hiding. He perseveres the whole way out of love for his brother. Mario has never shown character like that and is actually just some kind of foid obsessed pussy hunter and now I wonder why I am meant to play as Mario in most games instead of Luigi. It is like playing as Paris rather than Hector

[miasmethyst]

Feigned knowledge might be worse than feigned ignorance.

[captain-price-returns]

[inward]

[contextfreepatentart]

[thane-of-notvoting]

Attended a blood sermon at the Church of the Final Hatred today, these guys are a little too sectarian for my tastes.

[thane-of-notvoting]

Had a very heartwarming chat with the slaughterpriest after the sermon. I think I'll be attending another.

[miasmethyst]

Niggas be named Muhammad al ibn Muhammad and be like "How'd you know I'm from West Yorkshire?"

[uglythug22]

I never give up #rapist

[miasmethyst]

People give the Byzantine empire a lot of shit but everyone ought to admit that having stone masons tell you that you will die and need to choose a marble for your tomb during your coronation ceremony is pretty fucking metal \m/

[miasmethyst]

Sorry Vagabondcels, the REALchuds always get the chapter updates.

[fnordseer5]

got a nice ring to it

[perfectquote]

“Your soulmate is not someone that comes into your life peacefully. It is someone who comes to make you question things, who changes your reality, somebody that marks a before and after in your life. It is not the human being everyone has idealized but an ordinary person, who manages to revolutionize your world in a second.”

— Unknown

[swiftthistletea]

instead of teaching boring old books with no value or merit at all schools should be teaching books that are actually good. like dungeon crawler carl. i've learned more about life from carl from dungeon crawler carl than i have from any single lame "great american novel". when carl from dungeon crawler carl wisecracked while that fat mentally disabled women got violently killed i actually felt something. ive never felt anything from a steinbeck book ever in my life. i used to be in the gifted program until having to read a wrinkle in time killed my passion for reading in the 4th grade. thankfully dungeon crawler carl is on audible and my passion for reading is back. i havent picked up a book since high school but i know enough, i used to be in the gifted program. i am going to make my 11 year old daughter read dungeon crawler carl before school kills her love of reading. she is sensitive and innocent so i will have to explain what a bukkake is first. but she's going to see porn on the internet soon so i might as well start her out early. with dungeon crawler carl.

[rakiloslov]

Why are you faking having a disorder that's cringe as fuck

For financial gain and attention. Duh. What are you stupid?