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an in-season napa valley tomato is one of the most delicious things you can eat

pants around my ankles. puke everywhere---in my hair, all over the front of my shirt, in the hair on my legs, on my underwear. drying on my glasses. get the vacuum out. stumbling, pissing myself, one shoe missing. fucking faded off that madam

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Remember to use positive language. You don't have a "receding hairline" you have a "tony soprano fade."

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completely sober in the club dressed in the raiment of the torturers guild

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carolsturka

how it feels to talk about anything at all

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imagine ripping the pen and drinking an iced coffee here while you wait for your breakfast sandwich. Oh wait i dont have to imagine bitch

drdaanvondutch

in law school, my mom took me to this stress retreat because my family was vaguely aware i was a suicide risk. and they didnt allow phones, so i brought this huge bag of books. and one of the options for "destressing" was this fake cave grotto thing, where they'd decorated a room to make it look exactly like an underground cave and the air was like -10 degrees, but there was a like 4ft deep pool in the middle that was kept super super hot, so you would just switch between the hot and cold. and they would bring you an endless supply of this weird syrupy drink thing that was like super caffeinated and tasted like sugar and mint. and so i spent multiple days sitting half submerged in this fake grotto drinking mystery liquid and reading. and i have to be honest i really did feel less stressed