more punk rock than you

@Michael5SOS: All I want is a emoji penis god damnit

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calpxlhood

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celmmings:

michael’s shirt appreciation // for tara

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theliampxyne:

Shit… there’s a ton of new people. I need a drink.

Welcome back, sunshine. 

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mufinn-bb:

I totally forgot i packed this poncho.

People still wear those? Also, what made you think it was a good idea to bring a poncho to a resort? It’s gonna be hot as balls, man.

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harrystylescbb:

Anyone want to get a drink, or something? 

Sure, man. What are we drinking?

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emmasthewatson:

I haven’t been busy at all, you cheeky muggle. You’ve been hiding. Is everything okay? 

Did you just call me a muggle?

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rupertgrintcbb:

That make’s sense. I’m already thinking about when I’ll leave.

Yeah? Why’s that?

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bbninadobrev:

Okay, that sounds manageable. How have you been recently?

I’ve been good, how about you?

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rupertgrintcbb:

You ever think of taking off and heading home?

Of course. I think everyone in this resort has had that thought more than once.

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emmasthewatson:

You’re welcome, Mikey. Why don’t we hang out anymore? Are you embarrassed to be seen with me? 

Of course not, who would ever be embarrassed to be seen with Emma Watson? Don’t be dumb. You’ve been busy with other people, Ms. Popular.

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pardonphoebe:

Phoebe slowly opened her mouth, her hand gently gripping the side of his neck as the kiss deepened, “Is this not how everyone cuddles?” she asked against his lips.

Michael tightened his grip on her waist, his fingers gently grazed her hipbones. “Hmm, I wouldn’t say so. Although, I think I like your way much better.” he mumbled.

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bbninadobrev:

Please tell me it’s only in a few months, I think I need a little recovery before I do another round of this.

It’s in November, the 20th. So you have plenty of time to recover, Neens.

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fckevan:

I’m liking it a lot so far. I think the bar is my favorite place. How long have you been here?

I think that’s almost everyone’s favorite place, to be honest. Over a year now. Too long, if you ask me.

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troiy-bella:

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+twain cabin

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pardonphoebe:

Anyone who doesn’t like to cuddle has clearly never cuddled me. 

Yeah? Is that so?

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ashtoncbb:

He hated it here, mate. He was so damn anxious all the time, it was obvious. It looks like it’s just the three amigos again.

Yeah, I can’t exactly say I love it here either. Hey, it’s not all bad. I’m sure he’ll come back soon or something.