m.

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are you bald?????

at heart

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top three total drama moments 🤩

liza not knowing how to tie her shoes, chloe's possession, and charlie losing his tooth

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what advice would you give to yourself from three years ago?

um don't wear a speedo on tv because everyone can see your junk

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Mikey Sweetie I Miss You Answer Your Phone Pretty Please

but dad...you're dead !

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do you take anything seriously?

i'm very serious. at all times.

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WHY DID YOU DUMP CHARLIE YOU OVERPRICED WAFFLE

because he pushed my little brother down a flight of stairs

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How do I smell like you???

roll in mud

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I heard you're married :O

not yet

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ur so hot ur hurting my feelings 😢

ok caroline poolcheck or whatever her name is

[michaelcruz]

i miss when you were more of a whore :/

sorry i actually like monogamy ig :/

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are you still friends with chrystyna??? I was rooting for you two back in the day!!

unfortunately

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I bet you’re so hairy jordan suffocates to death when trying to sleep

caught me

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what do you think are the five most popular google searches regarding you?

if i have a child, am i married, nudes, girlfriend, total drama

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whore!

pot meet kettle

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te quiero carnalmente jajajaja!

whatever that means!!!

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coke

don't do it unless you want too

[michaelcruz]

come back to tumblr the girlies are waiting!!!!

surprise