She brought the sugar and the mint And he brought the whiskey
And we walked down the aisle to this song
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She brought the sugar and the mint And he brought the whiskey
And we walked down the aisle to this song
When itās fresh and new and exciting and youāre still nervous and he kisses you when youāre extra sweet and it all feels weirdly right and good.
I married him
Time to fuck off and go live in the woods
Yāall really be wilding the fuck out lately...
Iām fine
This shit on repeat
No hocus pocus, you simple suckers been served a notice
Top of the morning, my fist to your face is fucking Folgers
Iāve been listening to too much Run the Jewels to be taking this much shit at work.
Yeah that still stands.
Funny how quickly youāll go the easy route Iāve been talking about, when Iām no longer there to do your bitch work.
The past 15 years...
My Facebook memories are a fun reminder of how life has a fucked up way of keeping me from getting too comfortable.
Man I swear my life is perfect, I could merch it
If I die I'll prolly cry at my own service
No hocus pocus, you simple suckers been served a notice
Top of the morning, my fist to your face is fucking Folgers
Iāve been listening to too much Run the Jewels to be taking this much shit at work.
Healthcare and taxes really FUCKING ME THIS YEAR
I donāt belong
I havenāt found my tribe
I donāt know where is home
Iām not cool and hip
My path isnāt clear
My future isnāt known
...yet
Cry at therapy. Cry at that one meeting. Cry everywhere. Work through that shit.
It will be alright
I worked with them but was never part of the crew.
I was always the one theyād forget about when a party was going on, but the first theyād think of when there was shit to do.
In the last year I realized I was just the on-hand-help.
I saw my replacement ā no, my upgrade, someone cooler and prettier and more suited for this group, someone better ā slide into my seat.
They were fine before without me, theyāll be fine now without me.
Good bye and best of luck, motherfuckers.
Iāll take āMy Summer Social Lifeā for $400...
This popped up in my Facebook auto-generated āJune Memoriesā video... yeah thatās about right...
When itās fresh and new and exciting and youāre still nervous and he kisses you when youāre extra sweet and it all feels weirdly right and good.