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is here

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She brought the sugar and the mint And he brought the whiskey

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And we walked down the aisle to this song

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When it’s fresh and new and exciting and you’re still nervous and he kisses you when you’re extra sweet and it all feels weirdly right and good.

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I married him

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Time to fuck off and go live in the woods

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Y’all really be wilding the fuck out lately...

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I’m fine

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This shit on repeat

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No hocus pocus, you simple suckers been served a notice

Top of the morning, my fist to your face is fucking Folgers

I’ve been listening to too much Run the Jewels to be taking this much shit at work.

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Yeah that still stands.

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Funny how quickly you’ll go the easy route I’ve been talking about, when I’m no longer there to do your bitch work.

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The past 15 years...

My Facebook memories are a fun reminder of how life has a fucked up way of keeping me from getting too comfortable.

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Man I swear my life is perfect, I could merch it

If I die I'll prolly cry at my own service

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No hocus pocus, you simple suckers been served a notice

Top of the morning, my fist to your face is fucking Folgers

I’ve been listening to too much Run the Jewels to be taking this much shit at work.

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Healthcare and taxes really FUCKING ME THIS YEAR

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I don’t belong

I haven’t found my tribe

I don’t know where is home

I’m not cool and hip

My path isn’t clear

My future isn’t known

...yet

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Cry at therapy. Cry at that one meeting. Cry everywhere. Work through that shit.

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It will be alright

I worked with them but was never part of the crew.

I was always the one they’d forget about when a party was going on, but the first they’d think of when there was shit to do.

In the last year I realized I was just the on-hand-help.

I saw my replacement — no, my upgrade, someone cooler and prettier and more suited for this group, someone better — slide into my seat.

They were fine before without me, they’ll be fine now without me.

Good bye and best of luck, motherfuckers.

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I’ll take “My Summer Social Life” for $400...

This popped up in my Facebook auto-generated “June Memories” video... yeah that’s about right...

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When it’s fresh and new and exciting and you’re still nervous and he kisses you when you’re extra sweet and it all feels weirdly right and good.