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I am cheese, butter, and bread heated in a glorious microwave. that is all.

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

farewell tumblr ill miss you so, my parents discovered my account. 😔 no idea what they might’ve done while going through my stuff ☹️

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

I’m going to eat you.

guess why I smell like garlic rn >:[

[not-woeking]

What?

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

arsenic smells like garlic when heated up. try and eat me bitch i dare you

[not-woeking]

I fucking LOVE garlic

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

it doesn’t actually taste like garlic it just smells like it

[not-woeking]

Whatever! *Takes a bite out of you.*

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

if i die your going down with me *regenerates like a fucking axolotl*

[not-woeking]

I’m so okay with that my bones feel they are eating each other half the time! *Takes more bites*

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

mwehehehe *continues to regenerate as i skedaddle* *dumps more arsenic over my head* you fool

[not-woeking]

I am no fool! I am a god!

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

gods can be the most foolish of all

[not-woeking]

You shall not hear that last of me you devilish grilled cheese! I will smite the!

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

you can certainly try

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

I’m going to eat you.

guess why I smell like garlic rn >:[

[not-woeking]

What?

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

arsenic smells like garlic when heated up. try and eat me bitch i dare you

[not-woeking]

I fucking LOVE garlic

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

it doesn’t actually taste like garlic it just smells like it

[not-woeking]

Whatever! *Takes a bite out of you.*

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

if i die your going down with me *regenerates like a fucking axolotl*

[not-woeking]

I’m so okay with that my bones feel they are eating each other half the time! *Takes more bites*

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

mwehehehe *continues to regenerate as i skedaddle* *dumps more arsenic over my head* you fool

[not-woeking]

I am no fool! I am a god!

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

gods can be the most foolish of all

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

I’m going to eat you.

guess why I smell like garlic rn >:[

[not-woeking]

What?

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

arsenic smells like garlic when heated up. try and eat me bitch i dare you

[not-woeking]

I fucking LOVE garlic

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

it doesn’t actually taste like garlic it just smells like it

[not-woeking]

Whatever! *Takes a bite out of you.*

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

if i die your going down with me *regenerates like a fucking axolotl*

[not-woeking]

I’m so okay with that my bones feel they are eating each other half the time! *Takes more bites*

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

mwehehehe *continues to regenerate as i skedaddle* *dumps more arsenic over my head* you fool

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

I’m going to eat you.

guess why I smell like garlic rn >:[

[not-woeking]

What?

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

arsenic smells like garlic when heated up. try and eat me bitch i dare you

[not-woeking]

I fucking LOVE garlic

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

it doesn’t actually taste like garlic it just smells like it

[not-woeking]

Whatever! *Takes a bite out of you.*

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

if i die your going down with me *regenerates like a fucking axolotl*

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

I’m going to eat you.

guess why I smell like garlic rn >:[

[not-woeking]

What?

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

arsenic smells like garlic when heated up. try and eat me bitch i dare you

[not-woeking]

I fucking LOVE garlic

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

it doesn’t actually taste like garlic it just smells like it

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

I’m going to eat you.

guess why I smell like garlic rn >:[

[not-woeking]

What?

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

arsenic smells like garlic when heated up. try and eat me bitch i dare you

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

I’m going to eat you.

guess why I smell like garlic rn >:[

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

Clark, handing Bruce a banana: this is for you sir

Bruce, with the most tired expression on his face as he hold it up to his ear: this better be important

Bruce: oh my god

Bruce: ill be right there

Clark: what did they say!?

Bruce: that you need to stop interrupting meetings with phone calls from zatanna

Clark: so that’s who it was

Bruce: who else calls on a random fruit. also she wants advice on her outfit

Clark: im on it

[lac3y-p0pp3t]

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

yes. yes yessity yes. also! guys, peep, my good sir, all apply to every possible gender.

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

it’s official im in the officialverse :D

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

does anyone have any good coping strategies for intrusive thots or ways to block them out? im in the widening gyre rn if yk yk

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

im stupid. I’ve been spelling Jason as Jayson. This entire fucking time.

[a-better-mind-deactivated202604]

FEED ME NOW

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

*yeets raw potato in your general vicinity*

🥔

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

i like ur shoelaces

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

she says thank you! there’s only one of her tho so you don’t need to use plural.

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

if i make a sandwich is it cannablism or is it Frankenstein’s monster