ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡꜱ!

HELLO!! REPORTER BLOG - MUSE USES HE/IT, MOD USES HE/THEY/FANG PLEASE READ INTRO POST BEFORE ASKING!! REPORTRUDER SHIPPER!! MY INTRUDER <333 : @knockinonprotagsdoor

[midnightreporter]

THANK YOU FOR TUNING IN!

good afternoon , and welcome to the news ! I am your reporter , bringing you updates on everything going on !

hello ! my name is reporter , welcome to the news ! I use he / it pronouns , thank you for asking !

now , fair warning , there is some disturbing material in tonight's article . VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED . this article will contain things such as : ➤ BLOOD/GORE ➤ CANON TYPICAL VIOLENCE ➤ CANNIBALISM ➤ BODY HORROR ➤ DEREALISATION/DISSOCIATION ➤ GENERAL TERROR

i have been followed home by @knockinonprotagsdoor ... if anything happens , it was him .

hello hello! mod pepsi back at it!! I was forced convinced into making a NINAH ask blog by @ivorysalvation's mod cola since we're both reportruder shippers.... hehehe :3 mod uses he/they/fang pronouns!! strawpage for reporter in the works :fire: my vision for reporter is as such: -- REPORTER is not a visitor, yet suffers from extreme paranoia regarding it. intruder is not a big help to this. -- REPORTER is in love with intruder. they kiss on the mouth. I don't ship palegun or any other ship regarding reporter and if you do kindly stay the fuck out of my askbox. -- REPORTER is nearsighted, that's why its glasses are so big. he also doesn't have a buzz cut, it's more slicked back like this post here. -- REPORTER is 5'9!!! woagh!!!!! -- REPORTER is a closeted pansexual, with a preference for men. -- REPORTER is divorced once to an un-named woman. it doesn't like talking about it. -- REPORTER uses he/it pronouns. ----- MY BLOG LAYOUT AND DIVIDERS WERE ALL MADE BY MOD COLA ON THE INTRUDER BLOG!!!!! it is NOT f2u under ANY circumstances >:( tagging system because I must.... on tonight's story - talk tag guest appearance - ask tag knocking at the window - interacting with @knockinonprotagsdoor off the air - mod pepsi speaking!

STAY INSIDE, STAY CALM, AND STAY SAFE!

[new-age-angel]

hey y'all, felix / mod cola / mod fritz / mod astro / mod coral on the following blogs ( @spongebob-d0odlepants, @knockinonprotagsdoor, @ivorysalvation, @thezombunnyreturns, @squeakiejellyboy, @horrorfanfelix) is taking an indefinite hiatus. this means that he won't be taking any further asks, and the chances of him answering asks already in his inbox are very few. this is due to issues surrounding his mental health at the moment. he asked that I make this post due to him having trouble on how to word it. he is safe, he's just struggling at the moment and using this hiatus to rest. thank you all for understanding, law.

[midnightreporter]

but everybody knows , home is where your teeth sink , love . <3

[knockinonprotagsdoor]

Hi! Is this your man??

ｙｅｓ．． ｔｈａｔ＇ｓ ｍｙ ＇ｍａｎ＇

： － ） ．．

ｉ ｌｏｖｅ ｈｉｍ． ｖｅｒｙ ｍｕｃｈ，，，

[midnightreporter]

Hey :) I'm sending you much support and love, my friend. 🫂🫂🫂🫂 Take as much time as you need, I'm a patient kitty cat. It's okay<3

/genuine /friendly

- 👁️ anon

// thank you so much, this means a lot to me!! you're very very kind :3

[midnightreporter]

i'm too chronically online to go on a proper hiatus, askbox is open!!! @gothiccat69 very pleased to see you again :3

[new-age-angel]

Hey guys. I'm posting this on main, but it will be reblogged to all my active RP accounts as well. Today, on the thirteenth of January, at 12:45pm, my grandmother passed away. She had a long battle with lung cancer. I don't know what took her, but all I know is that she is at peace now. As you can imagine, this is a sad, struggling time for me and my family. She was my last grandparent, and my father is taking this extremely hard because she was his mother. If you could all support me through this hard time, that would be wonderfully appreciated. I'm sorry to dampen the start of 2026 like this, but I felt it was important to post about. The result of this is that I will be taking an indefinite hiatus from my active RP accounts - @ballettoforget and @midnightreporter. You can still send asks, though they will be answered at a relatively slower pace. I'm sorry that this is happening. I may close the askbox on certain days, or when I need a break. Lots of love and tail wags, Elias / Mod Pepsi.

[midnightreporter]

You're super duper welcome for the gift!<3 *The creature smiled wide, tail wagging at being pet on the head earlier. It really loved that :3* I wanted to say; I'm glad you aren't threatened by my appearance, being a strange cat-like creature and all hehehe :3 *It's ears went back in a nervous manner.* It means an awful lot to me, as I'm such a big fan! :) And I wanted to ask you.. *Stars form in all three of its eyes as the creature looks at you hopefully.* Could we be friends? :>

- 👁️ anon

oh , it's totally okay ! it's a little hard to be threatened by something as cute as you :3 [ Reporter couldn't help but grin wide. It made him happy to see this cat-like creature. ] [ For a moment, he's taken aback by the question. Nobody had ever ASKED to be friends before... He was ecstatic!! He hugged the creature, giggling in pure joy. ] of COURSE we can be friends !! :D

[midnightreporter]

// not so friendly reminder that loli/shotacons will NEVER be welcome on my page. this includes my main, my self shipping side blog, and ALL of my RP blogs. I hate you, you're sick and weird, and I will block you on site if you fucking interact with me. i'm tired of this. leave me the fuck alone.

[midnightreporter]

Why Are Your Eyes So Big? *Chugs My 16th Beer Can Of The Day 💔* - Bar Guy/Esenin

uhhmm ... my glasses , maybe ...

[midnightreporter]

Heya there beautiful man! :) It's me; your second biggest (most fluffiest) fan :D *The humanoid cat creature grinned at you, very joyful.* I wanted to bring something for the occasion! It's special seeing you :) *it chuckled* Tho the new year is something to celebrate too, of course. Ahem, Here..! *The creature presented something from behind its back!*

I made it myself, just for you~ I hope you enjoy it. :3 *the creature has platonic love in its eyes looking at you.*

- 👁️ anon

aww , hello , dear fluffy friend ! [ Reporter smiles, affectionately petting the creature between the ears. He perks up significantly when it talks of giving him a gift. ] oh ? what is it ? [ He's visibly awed by the thought put into the presents. He takes them, a wide smile across his face. He's so happy - it's the first time anybody's given him a present outside of birthdays and Christmas. ] oh my gosh ! thank you so much , t-this is so kind !

[midnightreporter]

*THROWS YOUR DESK OUT THE WINDOW*

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!

*points at a pansexual flag aggressively*

BECAUSE I'M ONE 2

*throws my protagonist from my no I'm not a human ask blog at you in a non-ship way*

SACRIFICE!

oh ! uhm , that's good ! p-pansexual pride , I suppose ? [He catches the protagonist, confused and somewhat worried.] uhh ... thank you ?

[midnightreporter]

hiii leaves you a candy cane on your desk :3

aww , thank you ! I hope you had a very merry Christmas , my friend ! :-D

[midnightreporter]

Hi! You make me happy*! Merry Christmas or other holiday if you celebrate something else! (Are you getting the intruder anything?)

*I didn't specify this on the intruders blog but seeing the rp makes me happy

hello ! thank you , merry Christmas and happy holidays to you too ! :-3 i am ! i'm getting him a sweatshirt that will actually fit him ! i'm also replacing my window with a bigger one so hopefully he can climb in easier .. :-) // AHHHH THANK YOU!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU TOO AND THAT MEANS SO MUCH THAT WE MAKE YOU HAPPY ISUOVNSOGLIDHVNLK

[midnightreporter]

MERRY CHRISTMAS !! I hope you all have a wonderful and happy holidays ! remember to stay safe , and I love you all ! :-D @knockinonprotagsdoor merry Christmas , intruder :-3

[midnightreporter]

// updated my intro post, please read it before sending in any asks!! @knockinonprotagsdoor :3 (<- tagging for reach/letting u know I'm done)

[knockinonprotagsdoor]

white chocolate milk chocolate or dark chocolate?

you seem liek a dark chocolate kinda guy and thats NOT anywhere near to being a good thing <3

Ｉ ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ｅａｔ ｃｈｏｃｏｌａｔｅ． ｂｕｔ．

ｄａｒｋ．

ｄａｒｋ ｃｈｏｃｏｌａｔｅ． ｉｔ＇ｓ ｂｉｔｔｅｒ． Ｒｅｐｏｒｔｅｒ ｓｈａｒｅｄ ａ ＇Ｋａｎｄｙ Ｂａｒ" ｗｉｔｈ ｍｅ． ｗｈａｔｅｖｅｒ ｔｈａｔ ｉｓ．

ｄｉｄｎ＇ｔ ｙｏｕ，@midnightreporter ?

[midnightreporter]

i did ! I hope you enjoyed it , it was a dark chocolate Kandy bar :3