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@mikethezombie
intro post
‘zombie’ isn’t the politically correct term but it made for a good username
cheeeesy miiichael open up the doooooor
EXPLAINNN
PLEASEEEE
why have people been calling me cheesy michael??
hey caleb, what’ve you been up to?
@mikethezombie
"oh, uh, some weird app thing showed up on my computer. I was messing with it for a bit before you came."
weird app thing? what?
"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."
according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?
"oh, yeah, sure."
[he pulls out his phone to show him the. picture he took of the screen.]
"according to harvey, shes met the, uh, one with the glasses— slice— and val."
… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.
"...wait what the fuck. I didnt notice that. what the fuck?"
i’m.. observant.
"yeah, no shit. god damn."
[CALEB pauses.]
"...you dont suppose this slice is sentient? its not exactly out of the realm of possibility.."
hm.. only way to tell is to keep playing. or maybe i could try to look into the code. but i don’t know if that’d do something to your computer, considering how it randomly appeared..
"right..."
[he doesn't want to lose anything on his computer..]
"..man, I hope this doesnt turn into a GIFfany situation. homicidal AI shit.."
if it starts to get like that, then tell me, and i’ll try to deal with it.
"thank you, babe."
[he kisses MIKE's cheek.]
no problem. hey, do you know what that one’s name is?
[he points to jolly on the picture]
he’s kinda hot.
[he’s joking, probably]
[CALEB lightly smacks his arm, but hes smiling.]
"apparently hes named 'jolly'."
weird name.
so there’s slice, jolly, val.. huh. i wonder why those names.
"apparently they're holiday themed."
then what the hell is slice’s holiday?
[CALEB shrugs.]
"pi day? the game seems to center around a 'math club', so.."
oh..
"mhm.."
.. i actually quite liked math when i was in school. i pretended i didn’t to seem cool though.
"really?"
yeah. i mean, just look what i do for work. i was a nerd.
"you're still are a nerd." [he smiles.]
"I never did all that well in math's. calculus was, like, my worst enemy."
you’re probably right.
if you need any help with anything in this game, then ask, and you shall receive.
"Ill be sure to come to you if I need any help."
[yet another kiss to the cheek,,]
[mike smiles and ruffles caleb’s hair]
i’d best get back to the animatronics now.
oh, before i go, do you mind if i bring home rocky? he really wants to see my home, since i go to his home so much. he struggles with the concept of a job.
"awwh, sure, why not? so long as he doesnt cause a mess."
[we(yes, we) love rocky.]
"ill see you when you get home. I looove youuuuu."
i love you! byeee!
hey caleb, what’ve you been up to?
@mikethezombie
"oh, uh, some weird app thing showed up on my computer. I was messing with it for a bit before you came."
weird app thing? what?
"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."
according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?
"oh, yeah, sure."
[he pulls out his phone to show him the. picture he took of the screen.]
"according to harvey, shes met the, uh, one with the glasses— slice— and val."
… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.
"...wait what the fuck. I didnt notice that. what the fuck?"
i’m.. observant.
"yeah, no shit. god damn."
[CALEB pauses.]
"...you dont suppose this slice is sentient? its not exactly out of the realm of possibility.."
hm.. only way to tell is to keep playing. or maybe i could try to look into the code. but i don’t know if that’d do something to your computer, considering how it randomly appeared..
"right..."
[he doesn't want to lose anything on his computer..]
"..man, I hope this doesnt turn into a GIFfany situation. homicidal AI shit.."
if it starts to get like that, then tell me, and i’ll try to deal with it.
"thank you, babe."
[he kisses MIKE's cheek.]
no problem. hey, do you know what that one’s name is?
[he points to jolly on the picture]
he’s kinda hot.
[he’s joking, probably]
[CALEB lightly smacks his arm, but hes smiling.]
"apparently hes named 'jolly'."
weird name.
so there’s slice, jolly, val.. huh. i wonder why those names.
"apparently they're holiday themed."
then what the hell is slice’s holiday?
[CALEB shrugs.]
"pi day? the game seems to center around a 'math club', so.."
oh..
"mhm.."
.. i actually quite liked math when i was in school. i pretended i didn’t to seem cool though.
"really?"
yeah. i mean, just look what i do for work. i was a nerd.
"you're still are a nerd." [he smiles.]
"I never did all that well in math's. calculus was, like, my worst enemy."
you’re probably right.
if you need any help with anything in this game, then ask, and you shall receive.
"Ill be sure to come to you if I need any help."
[yet another kiss to the cheek,,]
[mike smiles and ruffles caleb’s hair]
i’d best get back to the animatronics now.
oh, before i go, do you mind if i bring home rocky? he really wants to see my home, since i go to his home so much. he struggles with the concept of a job.
hey caleb, what’ve you been up to?
@mikethezombie
"oh, uh, some weird app thing showed up on my computer. I was messing with it for a bit before you came."
weird app thing? what?
"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."
according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?
"oh, yeah, sure."
[he pulls out his phone to show him the. picture he took of the screen.]
"according to harvey, shes met the, uh, one with the glasses— slice— and val."
… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.
"...wait what the fuck. I didnt notice that. what the fuck?"
i’m.. observant.
"yeah, no shit. god damn."
[CALEB pauses.]
"...you dont suppose this slice is sentient? its not exactly out of the realm of possibility.."
hm.. only way to tell is to keep playing. or maybe i could try to look into the code. but i don’t know if that’d do something to your computer, considering how it randomly appeared..
"right..."
[he doesn't want to lose anything on his computer..]
"..man, I hope this doesnt turn into a GIFfany situation. homicidal AI shit.."
if it starts to get like that, then tell me, and i’ll try to deal with it.
"thank you, babe."
[he kisses MIKE's cheek.]
no problem. hey, do you know what that one’s name is?
[he points to jolly on the picture]
he’s kinda hot.
[he’s joking, probably]
[CALEB lightly smacks his arm, but hes smiling.]
"apparently hes named 'jolly'."
weird name.
so there’s slice, jolly, val.. huh. i wonder why those names.
"apparently they're holiday themed."
then what the hell is slice’s holiday?
[CALEB shrugs.]
"pi day? the game seems to center around a 'math club', so.."
oh..
"mhm.."
.. i actually quite liked math when i was in school. i pretended i didn’t to seem cool though.
"really?"
yeah. i mean, just look what i do for work. i was a nerd.
"you're still are a nerd." [he smiles.]
"I never did all that well in math's. calculus was, like, my worst enemy."
you’re probably right.
if you need any help with anything in this game, then ask, and you shall receive.
hey caleb, what’ve you been up to?
@mikethezombie
"oh, uh, some weird app thing showed up on my computer. I was messing with it for a bit before you came."
weird app thing? what?
"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."
according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?
"oh, yeah, sure."
[he pulls out his phone to show him the. picture he took of the screen.]
"according to harvey, shes met the, uh, one with the glasses— slice— and val."
… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.
"...wait what the fuck. I didnt notice that. what the fuck?"
i’m.. observant.
"yeah, no shit. god damn."
[CALEB pauses.]
"...you dont suppose this slice is sentient? its not exactly out of the realm of possibility.."
hm.. only way to tell is to keep playing. or maybe i could try to look into the code. but i don’t know if that’d do something to your computer, considering how it randomly appeared..
"right..."
[he doesn't want to lose anything on his computer..]
"..man, I hope this doesnt turn into a GIFfany situation. homicidal AI shit.."
if it starts to get like that, then tell me, and i’ll try to deal with it.
"thank you, babe."
[he kisses MIKE's cheek.]
no problem. hey, do you know what that one’s name is?
[he points to jolly on the picture]
he’s kinda hot.
[he’s joking, probably]
[CALEB lightly smacks his arm, but hes smiling.]
"apparently hes named 'jolly'."
weird name.
so there’s slice, jolly, val.. huh. i wonder why those names.
"apparently they're holiday themed."
then what the hell is slice’s holiday?
[CALEB shrugs.]
"pi day? the game seems to center around a 'math club', so.."
oh..
"mhm.."
.. i actually quite liked math when i was in school. i pretended i didn’t to seem cool though.
"really?"
yeah. i mean, just look what i do for work. i was a nerd.
hey caleb, what’ve you been up to?
@mikethezombie
"oh, uh, some weird app thing showed up on my computer. I was messing with it for a bit before you came."
weird app thing? what?
"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."
according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?
"oh, yeah, sure."
[he pulls out his phone to show him the. picture he took of the screen.]
"according to harvey, shes met the, uh, one with the glasses— slice— and val."
… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.
"...wait what the fuck. I didnt notice that. what the fuck?"
i’m.. observant.
"yeah, no shit. god damn."
[CALEB pauses.]
"...you dont suppose this slice is sentient? its not exactly out of the realm of possibility.."
hm.. only way to tell is to keep playing. or maybe i could try to look into the code. but i don’t know if that’d do something to your computer, considering how it randomly appeared..
"right..."
[he doesn't want to lose anything on his computer..]
"..man, I hope this doesnt turn into a GIFfany situation. homicidal AI shit.."
if it starts to get like that, then tell me, and i’ll try to deal with it.
"thank you, babe."
[he kisses MIKE's cheek.]
no problem. hey, do you know what that one’s name is?
[he points to jolly on the picture]
he’s kinda hot.
[he’s joking, probably]
[CALEB lightly smacks his arm, but hes smiling.]
"apparently hes named 'jolly'."
weird name.
so there’s slice, jolly, val.. huh. i wonder why those names.
"apparently they're holiday themed."
then what the hell is slice’s holiday?
[CALEB shrugs.]
"pi day? the game seems to center around a 'math club', so.."
oh..
"mhm.."
.. i actually quite liked math when i was in school. i pretended i didn’t to seem cool though.
hey caleb, what’ve you been up to?
@mikethezombie
"oh, uh, some weird app thing showed up on my computer. I was messing with it for a bit before you came."
weird app thing? what?
"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."
according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?
"oh, yeah, sure."
[he pulls out his phone to show him the. picture he took of the screen.]
"according to harvey, shes met the, uh, one with the glasses— slice— and val."
… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.
"...wait what the fuck. I didnt notice that. what the fuck?"
i’m.. observant.
"yeah, no shit. god damn."
[CALEB pauses.]
"...you dont suppose this slice is sentient? its not exactly out of the realm of possibility.."
hm.. only way to tell is to keep playing. or maybe i could try to look into the code. but i don’t know if that’d do something to your computer, considering how it randomly appeared..
"right..."
[he doesn't want to lose anything on his computer..]
"..man, I hope this doesnt turn into a GIFfany situation. homicidal AI shit.."
if it starts to get like that, then tell me, and i’ll try to deal with it.
"thank you, babe."
[he kisses MIKE's cheek.]
no problem. hey, do you know what that one’s name is?
[he points to jolly on the picture]
he’s kinda hot.
[he’s joking, probably]
[CALEB lightly smacks his arm, but hes smiling.]
"apparently hes named 'jolly'."
weird name.
so there’s slice, jolly, val.. huh. i wonder why those names.
"apparently they're holiday themed."
then what the hell is slice’s holiday?
[CALEB shrugs.]
"pi day? the game seems to center around a 'math club', so.."
oh..
hey caleb, what’ve you been up to?
@mikethezombie
"oh, uh, some weird app thing showed up on my computer. I was messing with it for a bit before you came."
weird app thing? what?
"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."
according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?
"oh, yeah, sure."
[he pulls out his phone to show him the. picture he took of the screen.]
"according to harvey, shes met the, uh, one with the glasses— slice— and val."
… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.
"...wait what the fuck. I didnt notice that. what the fuck?"
i’m.. observant.
"yeah, no shit. god damn."
[CALEB pauses.]
"...you dont suppose this slice is sentient? its not exactly out of the realm of possibility.."
hm.. only way to tell is to keep playing. or maybe i could try to look into the code. but i don’t know if that’d do something to your computer, considering how it randomly appeared..
"right..."
[he doesn't want to lose anything on his computer..]
"..man, I hope this doesnt turn into a GIFfany situation. homicidal AI shit.."
if it starts to get like that, then tell me, and i’ll try to deal with it.
"thank you, babe."
[he kisses MIKE's cheek.]
no problem. hey, do you know what that one’s name is?
[he points to jolly on the picture]
he’s kinda hot.
[he’s joking, probably]
[CALEB lightly smacks his arm, but hes smiling.]
"apparently hes named 'jolly'."
weird name.
so there’s slice, jolly, val.. huh. i wonder why those names.
"apparently they're holiday themed."
then what the hell is slice’s holiday?
hey caleb, what’ve you been up to?
@mikethezombie
"oh, uh, some weird app thing showed up on my computer. I was messing with it for a bit before you came."
weird app thing? what?
"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."
according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?
"oh, yeah, sure."
[he pulls out his phone to show him the. picture he took of the screen.]
"according to harvey, shes met the, uh, one with the glasses— slice— and val."
… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.
"...wait what the fuck. I didnt notice that. what the fuck?"
i’m.. observant.
"yeah, no shit. god damn."
[CALEB pauses.]
"...you dont suppose this slice is sentient? its not exactly out of the realm of possibility.."
hm.. only way to tell is to keep playing. or maybe i could try to look into the code. but i don’t know if that’d do something to your computer, considering how it randomly appeared..
"right..."
[he doesn't want to lose anything on his computer..]
"..man, I hope this doesnt turn into a GIFfany situation. homicidal AI shit.."
if it starts to get like that, then tell me, and i’ll try to deal with it.
"thank you, babe."
[he kisses MIKE's cheek.]
no problem. hey, do you know what that one’s name is?
[he points to jolly on the picture]
he’s kinda hot.
[he’s joking, probably]
[CALEB lightly smacks his arm, but hes smiling.]
"apparently hes named 'jolly'."
weird name.
so there’s slice, jolly, val.. huh. i wonder why those names.
hey caleb, what’ve you been up to?
@mikethezombie
"oh, uh, some weird app thing showed up on my computer. I was messing with it for a bit before you came."
weird app thing? what?
"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."
according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?
"oh, yeah, sure."
[he pulls out his phone to show him the. picture he took of the screen.]
"according to harvey, shes met the, uh, one with the glasses— slice— and val."
… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.
"...wait what the fuck. I didnt notice that. what the fuck?"
i’m.. observant.
"yeah, no shit. god damn."
[CALEB pauses.]
"...you dont suppose this slice is sentient? its not exactly out of the realm of possibility.."
hm.. only way to tell is to keep playing. or maybe i could try to look into the code. but i don’t know if that’d do something to your computer, considering how it randomly appeared..
"right..."
[he doesn't want to lose anything on his computer..]
"..man, I hope this doesnt turn into a GIFfany situation. homicidal AI shit.."
if it starts to get like that, then tell me, and i’ll try to deal with it.
"thank you, babe."
[he kisses MIKE's cheek.]
no problem. hey, do you know what that one’s name is?
[he points to jolly on the picture]
he’s kinda hot.
[he’s joking, probably]
hey caleb, what’ve you been up to?
@mikethezombie
"oh, uh, some weird app thing showed up on my computer. I was messing with it for a bit before you came."
weird app thing? what?
"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."
according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?
"oh, yeah, sure."
[he pulls out his phone to show him the. picture he took of the screen.]
"according to harvey, shes met the, uh, one with the glasses— slice— and val."
… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.
"...wait what the fuck. I didnt notice that. what the fuck?"
i’m.. observant.
"yeah, no shit. god damn."
[CALEB pauses.]
"...you dont suppose this slice is sentient? its not exactly out of the realm of possibility.."
hm.. only way to tell is to keep playing. or maybe i could try to look into the code. but i don’t know if that’d do something to your computer, considering how it randomly appeared..
"right..."
[he doesn't want to lose anything on his computer..]
"..man, I hope this doesnt turn into a GIFfany situation. homicidal AI shit.."
if it starts to get like that, then tell me, and i’ll try to deal with it.
hey caleb, what’ve you been up to?
@mikethezombie
"oh, uh, some weird app thing showed up on my computer. I was messing with it for a bit before you came."
weird app thing? what?
"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."
according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?
"oh, yeah, sure."
[he pulls out his phone to show him the. picture he took of the screen.]
"according to harvey, shes met the, uh, one with the glasses— slice— and val."
… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.
"...wait what the fuck. I didnt notice that. what the fuck?"
i’m.. observant.
"yeah, no shit. god damn."
[CALEB pauses.]
"...you dont suppose this slice is sentient? its not exactly out of the realm of possibility.."
hm.. only way to tell is to keep playing. or maybe i could try to look into the code. but i don’t know if that’d do something to your computer, considering how it randomly appeared..
how the fuck did you notice that
i don’t know. instincts? it felt instinctive.
hey caleb, what’ve you been up to?
@mikethezombie
"oh, uh, some weird app thing showed up on my computer. I was messing with it for a bit before you came."
weird app thing? what?
"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."
according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?
"oh, yeah, sure."
[he pulls out his phone to show him the. picture he took of the screen.]
"according to harvey, shes met the, uh, one with the glasses— slice— and val."
… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.
"...wait what the fuck. I didnt notice that. what the fuck?"
i’m.. observant.
hey caleb, what’ve you been up to?
@mikethezombie
"oh, uh, some weird app thing showed up on my computer. I was messing with it for a bit before you came."
weird app thing? what?
"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."
according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?
"oh, yeah, sure."
[he pulls out his phone to show him the. picture he took of the screen.]
"according to harvey, shes met the, uh, one with the glasses— slice— and val."
… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.