[NSFW] Adjust to fit your muse and verse! EDITED: 2016
“Do you find me sadistic?”
“You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to.”
“This is me at my most masochistic.”
“It’s mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality.”
“Look. I know I fucked you over. I fucked you over bad. I wish to God I hadn’t, but I did. You have every right to want to get even.”
“It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I’m sorry.”
“You can take my word for it, your mother had it comin’.”
“When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I’ll be waiting.”
“For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior’s only concern.”
“Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself.”
“Well, a sure and steady hand did this. This ain’t no squirrelly amateur.”
“I might never have liked you. Point of fact, I despise you. But that doesn’t suggest I don’t respect you.”
“One thing we won’t do is sneak into her room in the night like a filthy rat and kill her in her sleep.”
“And the reason we won’t do that thing is because… that thing would lower us.”
“You and I have unfinished business.”
“Take a good look at my face. Look at my eyes. Do I look familiar? Do I look like somebody… you murdered?”
“When fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly as revenge, it seems proof like no other, that not only does God exist, you’re doing His will.”
“I’ve created ‘something that kills people.’ And in that purpose, I was a success.”
“I’ve done this because, philosophically, I am sympathetic to your aim.”
“If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut.”
“How about now, big boy? Do you still wish to penetrate me?… Or is it I who has penetrated you?”
“As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic.”
“The price you pay for bringing up either my _____or _____ heritage as a negative is… I collect your fucking head.”
“Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now’s the fucking time!”
“You didn’t think it was going to be that easy, did you?”
“Silly rabbit… Tricks are for kids.”
“Leave the limbs you’ve lost. They belong to me now.”
“Swords, however, never get tired. I hope you saved your energy.”
“You might not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai.”
“For ridiculing you earlier, I apologize.”
“That really was a Hattori Hanzo sword…”
“Forgive me, my betrayal.”
“I am gonna ask you questions. And every time you don’t give me answers, I’m gonna cut something off. And I promise you, they will be things you will miss!”
“I want him to witness the extent of my mercy by witnessing your deformed body.”
“Revenge is never a straight line. It’s a forest, And like a forest it’s easy to lose your way… To get lost… To forget where you came in.”
“Looked dead, didn’t I? But I wasn’t. But it wasn’t from lack of trying, I can tell you that.”
“I’ve killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one more.”
“Didn’t he swear a blood oath to never make another sword?”
“That woman, deserves her revenge and… we deserve to die.”
“And to what do I owe this dubious pleasure?”
“We got a deal. One condition. She must suffer to her last breath.”
“Like all rotten bastards, when they get old, they become lonely.”
“If you flash him, even for an instant, a defiant eye, he’ll pluck it out.”
“What if your enemy is three inches in front of you, what do you do then? Curl into a ball? Or do you put your fist through him?”
“You acquiesce to defeat before you even begin.”
“Now that you ain’t gonna have to face your enemy on the battlefield no more, which “R” are you filled with: Relief or Regret?”
“The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite can be gargantuan.”
“You know, I’ve always liked that word… ‘gargantuan’… So rarely do I have an opportunity to use it in a sentence.”
“Let me answer the question you asked earlier more thoroughly… ”
“Right at this moment, the biggest “R” I feel is Regret. Regret that maybe the greatest warrior I have ever known, met her end at the hands of a bushwhackin, scrub, alchy piece of shit like you.”
“That woman deserved better.”
“To me the word of an old fool like you is worth less than nothing.”
“That’s right. I killed your master. And now I’m gonna kill you too, with your own sword, no less, which in the very immediate future, will become… my sword.”
“Bitch, you don’t have a future.”
“If I had met you 40 years ago, you would have been my Number One lady.
“I would’ve been much nicer. I would’ve just cut your face.”
“I must warn you… I am susceptible to flattery.”
“Being a fool for a woman such as yourself is always the right thing to do.”
“Oh, Mommy, don’t die. I was just playing.”
“Did you dream of me, Mommy? I dreamed of you.”
“I am pervious to bullets, Mommy!”
“When it comes to the subject of me, I believe you are truly and utterly incapable of telling the truth, especially to me, and least of all, to yourself.”
“When it comes to the subject of me, I am truly and utterly incapable of believing anything you say.”
“Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He’s weak, he’s unsure of himself, he’s a coward. Clark Kent is Superman’s critique on the whole human race.”
“You’re not a worker bee. You’re a renegade killer bee.”
“No matter how much beer you drank, or barbecue you ate, or how fat your ass got, nothing in the world would ever change that/you.”
“Letting someone think that someone they love is dead when they’re not is quite cruel.”
“I’m a killer. A murdering bastard, you know that. And there are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard.“
“I was a woman. I was your woman. I was a killer who killed for you.”
“I would have jumped a motorcycle onto a speeding train… for you.”
“No. You’re not a bad person. You’re a terrific person. You’re my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.”
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