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MOSQUITOES HAVE TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO N IM NOT ARGUING ABOUT THE ECOSYSTEM. If you would let your fellow man suffer some shit called skeeter syndrome you’re next

#get rid of them.

What the hell is going on

#DUMBWAYS TO DIE DIET APP? EVERYBODYS OUT OF THEIR FUCKING RIGHT MINDS

20 ml of CSF from a 16 year old somebody was out of their fucking mind

#did the doctor take a fucking phone call in the middle #did he have a basketball game

in twenty years they will diagnose the vague but terrible transition from good movies to bad modern movies as a symptom of cigarette companies cheaping out on some ingredients

#I’m not blind but I enjoy the blind man’s movie experience where I lay down in a dark room and just listen to the movie playing in another #that last Jurassic world movie <- horrendous #horrendous sound experience #this observation is not just based on Jurassic world listening but people just don’t talk anymore in movies #idk what it is but it’s not dialogue anymore #this observation is actually based on having watched the fugitive 800 times

I think the problem with movies now is that you can see in everyone’s face that they know what an iphone is and that they have used twitter

never have recreational pets. never have dogs or cats. If its lifespan in captivity is greater than 3 years do not bring it into your house I’m telling you. ✋Thank me later

tumblr you have 24 hours to permanently remove the giant amazon ad that can’t be scrolled past without opening a pop up before I start posting about rokos basilisk

#ENNOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

proxxicles

kak kwak ! ducks for my upcoming mod habitus ! they're frighteningly fast in water , adorably slow when out of it , and speed demons when they need to sprint . they'll have sustained flight unlike chickens , too . whee ! their tails are also curly . remakes of these

am I insane or what cause no one’s mentioned it. she doesn’t have her eyespots to scare horses

#chapell roan the only person on earth with no predators #is it not jarring or am I just not in on it #she is smooth n uniform like a barbie doll

mad respect for Pinot white for staying unmoved by all that christian crap. he came over cause they said on the phone former underaged boxer named criminal betrayer is killing catholics and he hung up and drove before he heard them say turned-priest

#wake up dead man #‘my first service is coming up’ <-who give a shit

I’ve been subjected to a bocelli family christmas clockwork orange style for 200 years

#I bought my mom the songs but she still only wants to watch the movie because she’s in love with the son #for the love of god #YES I GET IT HES ITALIAN CARY GRANT CAN WE PLEASE WATCH THE MENTALIST

minecrussy

minecraft realm happened to expire christmas eve when would you guys say it’s socially acceptable to ask them to renew it

minecrussy

like what time

#nothing going on here

le olde kennedy

#le olden s kennedy #anyone else the most awake on earth right now

they can churn out bob odenkirk as some lousy fuck ass average father giving into unrepentant barbaric violence for nothing but opportunity and love of the game while he’s got the most beaufiful wife at home wanting a kiss until the sun explodes and nobody beter stand in my way

#anyone else wide awake

minecrussy

has anyone else experienced the resurrection of maybe every single email they’ve ever had in their fucking life. maybe every single one on the planet earth. unread in my inbox

minecrussy

did you see that guy with 77 000

#nevermind #what the fuck am I complaining about #I’ve gotten my 27 000 down to 15 000 already

has anyone else experienced the resurrection of maybe every single email they’ve ever had in their fucking life. maybe every single one on the planet earth. unread in my inbox

#27000 FUCKING UNREAD EMAILS?????????????? YOU ARE FUCKING JOSHING ME #I was literally down at 1400 and then something happened. n idk what #what the fuck am I supposed to do fr #27000 what kind of hell on earth………..

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