Hiccups
The kid comes into my room past bedtime and complained. "Ugh...I can't sleep I have hiccups." "I can help you. Would you like that?" I offered "Yes please." He sighs with relief. "Ok but I need to warn you- you might get nightmares for about ten days...give or take." "What? Why?!" He's genuine shocked. "I have to scare the hiccups away! It's a fact!" ".....But 10 days...?" "Give or take." I nodded. "It's not worth it." "Well, let me know when you change your mind." "Well, YOU let me know when you have a sensible idea." Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!










